Teen Girl Squad Issue 7
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*The paper this comic is drawn on has wider lines and a dotted middle line. It's typically used to assist elementary school children in learning how to draw their alphabet letters. | *The paper this comic is drawn on has wider lines and a dotted middle line. It's typically used to assist elementary school children in learning how to draw their alphabet letters. | ||
*When the comic returns to the grown up TGS, the lines change back to the standard college ruled paper Strong Bad usually draws on. | *When the comic returns to the grown up TGS, the lines change back to the standard college ruled paper Strong Bad usually draws on. | ||
+ | *Sachiel and Leliel from Evangelion make a cameo when Tompkins is running. | ||
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Revision as of 22:32, 22 September 2004
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Summary
The girls reminisce on when they were toddlers.
Cast (in order of appearance): Cheerleader, So and So, What's Her Face, The Ugly One, Tompkins, Fat Man, Mrs. Commanderson, The Man with the Huge Mouth, Thomas, (Easter Egg) Gunhaver and Fightgar (Easter Egg)
Page Title: Diaper School Grads!
Transcript
Narrator Strong Bad: Teeny tiny girl squad! Cheerleader {fattycakes}, So and So {Polite and Boring}, What's Her Face {Lice and More!}, The Ugly One! {boy or girl?} and Tompkins.
{Music cuts out}
So and So and The Ugly One: Ooncha, ooncha, one-two-three-cha, leave me alone or I'll tell teach-a. Brush your teeth, comb your hair, I saw Tompkins in his under-where are you going, what are you doing, how do you be so short?
The Ugly One: One Inch!
So and So: Two Inch!
The Ugly One: Three Inch!
So and So: Four Inch!
The Ugly One: Uh, thats as high as I can count.
{Music comes back on}
What's Her Face: I can count to G!
Cheerleader: That's nothing, I can count to purple backwards!
What's Her Face: Here comes Tompkins.
Tompkins: Listen up you undapants! Who wants to get hogtied, and pushed down into some snake water?
The Ugly One: Tompkins, how do you be so short?
Tompkins: Heck, I'm taller than you.
All: TOMPKINS MADE A SWEAR!!!
Tompkins: Waaahh!
{Tompkins runs off as the claw of Sachel and two of Leliel from Evangelion attack}
Narrator Strong Bad: AGGH! GRAGH! ...he died somehow.
{The deceased Tompkins is in three parts on an Olympic Style podium with the caption 'Torso takes Silver'}
{Cut back to the four girls}
What's Her Face: Tompkins crinkled when he walked.
So and So: Poor guy never made it out of training pants.
Cheerleader: Whatta you kiddos think of my... VERY OWN CHOCOLATE BAR!!
{Cheerleader whips out a chocolate bar that has obviously fallen into the sandbox}
So and So: Looks like you dropped it in the sand.
Cheerleader: No, I just dipped it in salt!
What's Her Face: Thats grosser than gross.
Cheerleader: Yeah? well my house has a hundred bafrooms!
So and So: You mean your parent's house?
The Ugly One: You mean two bafrooms?
Cheerleader: NO! ITS MINE! ITS A HUNDRED! SHUT IT OFF!!
{Large man in a singlet appears going down the slide}
Narrator Strong Bad: *random grunting* squished.
So and So: She led a full life.
What's Her Face: She led a full stomach.
{Cut to a standard school bell that says "Bill Bellamy" on it.}
Narrator Strong Bad: BRRRIIINNNG!
The remaining three girls: NAPTIME!!
{Mrs. Commanderson appears in the sky behind them then swoops down to grab the girls.}
The Ugly One: Thanks Mrs. Commanderson.
Mrs. Commanderson: EERRAAAK!!
{Cut to modern times}
All: Look at how much we've grown!
{The guy with the large mouth awaits at the bottom of the screen.}
Narrator Strong Bad: IT'S OVER!!
Easter Eggs
- As usual, clicking on the O in "It's over!" shows an egg, this one of Mrs. Commanderson introducing Thomas to the class.
- Clicking on the exclamation point in "It's over!" displays Mrs. Commanderson with two of the Cheat Commandos.
Fun Facts
- The paper this comic is drawn on has wider lines and a dotted middle line. It's typically used to assist elementary school children in learning how to draw their alphabet letters.
- When the comic returns to the grown up TGS, the lines change back to the standard college ruled paper Strong Bad usually draws on.
- Sachiel and Leliel from Evangelion make a cameo when Tompkins is running.