Strong Bad's Ladies

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One of Strong Bad's "Ladies"

Over and over again, Strong Bad claims to be popular with the ladies. However, little evidence of this is actually seen, and it would appear he's simply making it up.

Appearances

• making out - Strong Bad calls himself "the master of make-out rock", but his best romantic song is titled "You're Really Ugly (But There's Nobody Cute Around)".
• Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 6.0 - Strong Bad asks Marzipan what present to get for his girlfriend. He overly and continually asserts that this girlfriend is real and not made up.
• i she be - Strong Bad says that he gets a large number of love letters daily from women with proper grammar.
• studying - Strong Bad says he's going to go to the emailer (Roy)'s girlfriend's house, but then realizes that he doesn't know where Roy's girlfriend lives. So, for good measure, he adds that "she still loves [Strong Bad]".
• super powers - Strong Bad claims that his "powers" are a huge hit with the ladies.
• sugarbob - Strong Bad, at the emailer (Daniel)'s request, tells Daniel's girlfriend that he is taken by women way hotter than her. He also types in alternate colors and fonts to make it seem as though women are typing.
• sisters - Strong Bad's luck finally seems to take a turn when Ali and her sister seem to have taken an interest in him, but his broken Tandy promptly deletes all trace of their email, so he never gets a chance to reply.
• lures & jigs - Strong Bad actually admits to not knowing much about women in a moment of weakness.
• theme party - Strong Bad doesn't want to go to a frat party, until he realizes that skinny blonde girls might be there.
• current status - Strong Bad insists that the ladies "all still want [him]", and that he's a "chick magnet", a "babe conductor", and a "logarithm for the ladies".
• dragon - Strong Bad says that he hopes the email he gets every week is from a female, and complains when he assumes that this week's email isn't.
• marzipan - Strong Bad insists that Marzipan is in love with him, despite her insistence that she really doesn't like him at all.
• autobiography - In his very likely made-up autobiography, Strong Bad meets a girl with "skinny blonde hair" that falls in love with him and then has to go to another planet for "reasons too complex to elaborate on." Strong Bad insists that that was a true part.
• 2 emails - Strong Bad throws a party called the "2003 Ladies' Choice Awards", where "around 70 or 50 fine women" will allegedly vote to see who will dance with him. No women show up.
• suntan - Strong Bad says that "one thing the ladies love more than a regular Strong Bad is a lightly toasted Strong Bad", but when his one-sided suntan fails to accentuate any abs, he draws them in with a marker he calls the Ab-Abber 2000. Strong Sad says that this does not help him become popular with the ladies.
• couch patch - Li'l Strong Bad thinks that Carl Lewis is a hot girl named Carla.
• video games - Strong Bad claims that his image in StrongBadZone will make women want to make out with the screen.
• time capsule - Strong Bad thinks his time capsule will cause people of the future to send royalties and groupies back in time to him. They never show.
• extra plug - After envisioning himself as the balding guy on the cover of the box for the 'Lectric Boots, Strong Bad envisions the "hot girl" on the box as The Cheat for a moment before catching himself. No hot women arrive when he wears the boots.
• different town - Strong Bad imagines Homsar as a modestly hot girl.
• Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon - Strong Bad encourages "sweet lady freedom" to make out with him, and gets angry when The Cheat apparently repeats what he says.
• lunch special - Strong Bad starts to hit on a bad drawing of a Brontosaurus before realizing what he's doing.
• replacement - Strong Bad imagines his epitaph reading "buried with his hundred girlfriends".
• montage - Strong Bad imagines a montage of himself falling in love with a Wagon Fulla Pancakes.
• animal - Strong Bad imagines himself as a "Deep Sea Fanglyfish" with a deck for dinner and dancing... but abandons that idea when he realizes that he can't dance with the women on the deck if he's the fanglyfish.
• dreamail - Strong Bad's dream email is written from "128 Hot Katies", but even in his dream-world, Homestar is still more popular with the ladies.
• rock opera - The lyrics include "Famous ladies always like SBEmail".
• do over - Strong Bad imagines how he'd do the Ali and Ali's sister email over, but he can't think of what he'd do at Ali's house. He then tries to serenade them with a terrible song (at Homestar Runner's suggestion) but then finds himself imagining that Homestar falls in love with him.
• space program - Strong Bad imagines hot 60s-looking girls arriving when he "blasts off" in his cardboard space ship, but the closest he gets is The King of Town, who is in his 60s.
• lady...ing - Strong Bad's early incarnation has nothing but bad advice to give for wooing women.
• Teen Girl Squad Issue 10 - Strong Bad is caught "first basin' it with that piece of looseleaf" upon which he has drawn The Ugly One looking very makey-outy at her sweet someteenth birthday party.
• Family Resemblence - Strong Bad thinks that Stella Do, Pom Pom's hypothetical sister (who looks like a pair of headphones with arms, legs, and a floaty face) looks hot. He abandons her when he realizes that she's only hypothetical, and that the hypothetical make-out session is "not gonna cut it." In an Easter egg, he speaks as though it would be romantic to plug her into his record player.
• portrait - Strong Bad attempts to hit on a cardboard cutout of a mermaid, with Lord Quackingstick as its head.
• lady fan - Strong Bad imagines the writer's "lady fan" would fall for himself if he were to impress her.
• candy product - Strong Bad agrees with the emailer that he's a "chick-magnet".
• alternate universe - Stinkoman sings "I hope it's from a girl", referring to the "last" email.
• senior prom - Strong Bad insists that he received a message from one "Delilelia" on his "answering machine" saying she can't make it, hence his need to crash the prom.
• Halloween Awards Show - Similar to in autobiography, Strong Bad claims that his hot girlfriend was recently sucked into a wormhole.