Santam'n is a Blade Man
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"Santam'n is a Blade Man" is the jazzy theme song of the knife-wielding robotic Santam'n that threatens Dangeresque and Firebert in Decemberween Dangeresque. It is sung by Homestar Runner, and plays through the Santam'n toy's built-in music player. The entire first verse is later heard in the toon's Easter egg. A extended version of the song, with three more verses, was posted to @StrongBadActual for the 2018 holiday season, one year later. It is included on the streaming version of Hooked on Decemberween.
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Detailed Information
Album: Hooked on Decemberween
Track: 7
Time: 1:05
Artist(s): Homestar Runner
Origin: Extended song from Decemberween Dangeresque.
Lyrics
Oh, Santam'n is a blade man
He's comin' for you to chop you in two
Santam'n is a blade man
He's comin' to town to cut your whole family down
Santam'n is a blade man
He's sharpened his knives and he's not slicin' pies
Santam'n is a blade man
Here comes down the lane to cleft you in twain
And when he shows up he'll make breakfast with his friends
So I'd just lay low 'til this part ends
Hey, you might make it out alive!
Oh, Santam'n is a blade man
He doesn't have toys, just that blade "shing!" type noise
Santam'n is a blade man
He's comin' to town to cut your whole family down
Fun Facts
- Santa being referred to as a blade-man is a reference to the Mystery Science Theater 3000 episode featuring Santa Claus Conquers the Martians.
- This line was previously referenced by Coach Z in the Strong Bad Email personal favorites.
- Pie and breakfast are mentioned.
- On the Hooked on Decemberween album on various streaming music services, this song was originally referred to as "Santaman Is Blademan", and was later changed to "Santaman is a Blademan".
