Marzipan
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- This article is about the character. For the Strong Bad Email, see marzipan (email).
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Biography
Marzipan is Homestar Runner's girlfriend, although during the course of the website's run she's become more and more annoyed with her sweetheart. As Strong Bad says, she's a "dirty hippie without the dirt." She loves to eat tofu, she's a huge animal-rights activist, and she likes to sit outside and play songs about happiness with her guitar, Carol. Her answering machine is a target of prankishness from Strong Bad and others, as well as a source of amusement for visitors to the site. Marzipan is the only character voiced by the talented Missy Palmer, and the only main female character on the site.
Character Video Transcript
{Page Title: Oh Yeah Yeah!!}
MARZIPAN: Hi, I'm Marzipan, and this is my guitar Carol. Say hi, Carol. {performs a scale in E major} Ooh, E scale. Nice choice. When I'm not rockin' out, I like to dig in my garden and eat. I'm a fiercely independent woman, and I'm fiercely independent about the soy products that I choose. Homestar Runner and I are one hot item when I say we are. And today we are (not).
HOMESTAR: Yay!/Boo!
MARZIPAN: I like baby animals, and cats and dogs. But it makes me sad to see cats and dogs in the same room together. Okay, bye. I'm off to the Chinchilla protest. {She pulls out a protest sign that reads "Chinchillas OUT!! (of my basement)" and walks away}
HOMESTAR: Boo!/Yay!
(Sometimes Marzipan says "And today we are," to which Homestar responds "Yay!" and sometimes she says "And today we are not," in which case Homestar says "Boo!" Whichever response Homestar doesn't give here, he gives at the end.)
Fun Facts
- The old characters page in the museum says Marzipan's father is The King of Town, but this is the only reference to it on the site, and The Brothers Chaps have said that this was an idea they had early in the site's development but have since thrown it out.
Also known as...
Halloween Costumes
- Jeannie (from I Dream of Jeannie)
- Joey Ramone
- Left Eye Lopes
- The Log Lady
- Willie Nelson
External Links
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Homestar Runner | Strong Bad | The Cheat | Strong Mad | Strong Sad | Pom Pom | Marzipan | Coach Z | Bubs | The King of Town | The Poopsmith | Homsar |
