Homestar Runner Halloween Costumes & Products

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"Only from Cheap as Free."

Homestar Runner Halloween Costumes and Products is a line of products from Cheap as Free that sells costumes and products for Halloween. During the commercial for it, an announcer also calls the line "Homerun Hitter Halloween Costumes & Products" and "Homestars Running Halloween Customes & Broducts".

The line includes costumes based after Homestar Runner, Strong Bad, The Cheat, Bubs, and Marzipan. All the costumes, with the exception of Marzipan's, are made from cheap plastic masks of a character's head, and a cheap plastic apron with the same character depicted on it. The masks' eye holes don't always correspond to the character's eyes, creating the illusion of four eyes. Homestar Runner, while trick-or-treating, wore the Bubs costume, which was so lame that Strong Bad didn't give him any candy.

Marzipan's costume is a two-piece bikini, in which the top part has the design of her ponytail on each side, and the lower part a small section of her dress ornament. To increase the costume's offensiveness, a devil tail and cat ears are added, and according to Marzipan herself, the costume is so offensive, that it's not offensive anymore. She ordered twelve of it. Coach Z thinks the costume depicts himself, and he wears it when visiting Bubs' Concession Stand.

The line also includes Strong Sad's SAFE-T LOSE-R accessories for the "trick-or-treating-impaired" people, such as a full size street blockade described as a "discreet reflector" for children whose mothers are not over protective enough. A side effect of wearing it may cause Mancuso's older brother to intentionally run the wearer down instead of accidentally. Another accessory is a deluxe decoy poncho to fool egg-throwers into thinking that the person has already been hit with a bunch of fried eggs. Lastly, there is a pair of sweatpants for kids with no friends who are staying at home to "help" Mom and Dad give out treats.


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