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| - | '''Email Intros''' is a video on [[strongbad_email.exe_Disc_One|Disc 1]] of the [[strongbad email.exe|Strong Bad DVD]]. It's a compilation of the intros to each of the first 100 [[Strong Bad Email]] | + | '''Email Intros''' is a video on [[strongbad_email.exe_Disc_One|Disc 1]] of the [[strongbad email.exe|Strong Bad DVD]]. It's a compilation of the intros to each of the first 100 [[Strong Bad Email|Strong Bad Emails]] (the little songs or other things [[Strong Bad]] says at the beginning of each email). |
==Transcript== | ==Transcript== | ||
Revision as of 16:32, 28 January 2006
Email Intros is a video on Disc 1 of the Strong Bad DVD. It's a compilation of the intros to each of the first 100 Strong Bad Emails (the little songs or other things Strong Bad says at the beginning of each email).
Contents |
Transcript
| Number | Intro | |
|---|---|---|
| | | Oh, who is the guy that checks all his emails? That's me, Strong Bad. |
| | | I'm gonna check my email all of the time, doo doo doo... |
| | | Checkin' my email, checkin' my email, checkin'-checkin'-checkin'-checkin' my email. |
| | | I check the email once, I check the email twice, doo doo doo, doo doo doo... |
| | | Checkin' emails is like the best thing I do. |
| | | I check, you check, we all check for email, check an email. |
| | | I am going to check my email. |
| | | I remember the time when I checked my email. |
| | | I've carefully set aside this time for checking my email. |
| | | I'm totally checking my email. Total, man. |
| | | Email, grumble grumble, email, grumble... |
| | | Initiate email check in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. |
| | | Email, dud-duh-doo-duh-dud-duh, dud-duh-doo-duh-dud-duh... |
| | | Must...check...email... |
| | | Everybody...check your email... |
| | | Who's that giving Strong Bad a hand? Email... Email... |
| | | Whoa! Electronic mail! |
| | | Something has compelled me to check my email. |
| | | Ow-mnow, mnow, mnow... Ow-mnow, mnow, mnow... |
| | | Hello, everybody! This week it's time for some spring cleaning. Ready? Go! |
| | | This episode, Strong Bad checks his email. |
| | | Do, du, dadada do, du, dadada do... |
| | | Oh! What's this? An email? For me?! |
| | | Checkin' my email... Here at the stick... That's pretty cool... |
| | | Strong Bad Email is filmed before a live studio audience. |
| | | Check that email, check it down, check that email, smack it around. |
| | | I got an email. I got an awesome email. |
| | | This one had better be good, man. I got a lot of money riding on this one. |
| | | All these...emails...I don't understand. |
| | | I'll take Strong Bad Emails for a thousand, please. |
| | | Umm... I don't know... I'm gonna check my email. |
| | | Rabilla dabilla check e-mail. |
| | | Super great, super great... Check your email! Diggity... |
| | | Time to check the email... Time to check the email... TIME...TO...CHECK...THE...EMAIL! Er, The Cheat, I'm having some problems. |
| | | Ah, the old girl's working again. What do you got for me? |
| | | Oh, tap your toes and check your email, oh a-tap your toes tonight... |
| | | Mmmmm... fresh emails... |
| | | Emaillll eeeemailll eeemmailll.. |
| | | Gimme some of this and gimme some of thiiiiis... Gimme some of this. |
| | | Oooh, duh doo doo doo, my email left me, duh doo doo... |
| | | I'm hooome! Okay, let's see here. Don't need this anymore. And don't need this anymore. For behold... the 386. A spectacle of graphics and sound! Okay, let's get to checking! |
| | | Doo doo do doo, doo duh doo doo! |
| | | All the ladies want to know, who's checkin' that email? Was it Strong Bad? |
| | | I check email from the front to the back, I said check email from the front to the back I said check... |
| | | It's the e-mail, the e-mail, what what, the e-mail. |
| | | {clears throat} E-MAAAAAAAAAAAAILLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| | | Doo doo doo doo doo... Email! doo doo doo doo doo... |
| | | Boy, is it ever Monday. |
| | | Oh! Man! Email! Ugh! |
| | | Oh, girl... I want to email you so nice. |
| | | Oh-you-thought-there-was-no-more-emails-but-guess-what-there's-an-EMAIL! |
| | | Strong Bad Emails are a part of this balanced breakfast. |
| | | In the United States alone, someone checks their email every three seconds. This is one of them. |
| | | Augh. My mouth tastes like...emails. |
| | | Duh duh dududududududududuh duhduhduhduhduhduh e-mail. |
| | | Oh! The e-mail! |
| | | So cool an email. I thought you would enjoy it. |
| | | Here I go once again with the email! Every week I hope that it's from a female! Oh man! Not from a female. |
| | | There once was a man named email, and he did his best for a while. |
| | | Chee-wit! Chee-wit! Chee-wi-chee-wi-email. |
| | | Toons! Games! I'm gonna check my eeeemail.... |
| | | Ahh...so many emails, so little good emails. |
| | | Welcome to the Strong Bad Email dat-daddle-dun! Everybody get down! |
| | | Come on guys! Get your heads in the game. |
| | | Oooh! Check it out! Another one of those...sbemails! |
| | | Email, women, email, girls! Email, women, email, girls! |
| | | This email is brought to you by a grant from The Cheat and the support of Viewers Like You. |
| | | strongbad, underscore, email, dot e-x-e. Enter. |
| | | OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH EMAIL!!! {Rock guitar solo starts up and then ends after a few seconds} Whoa, that ruled. What function key do I gotta press to get that to happen again? |
| | | Hoo! Cha! Cheritiza! Hooritajuzu-duh-email! |
| | | What do you get when you email Strong Bad? You get a world of hurt. |
| | | I'm intrigued by these...how you say...emails. |
| | | Ooh! A little email never hurt nobody. 'Cept for maybe the Cheat. |
| | | Ooh hoo hoo hoo E-MAIL ME GIRL! Unh! Once times! Twice times! |
| | | Watch me do a little bit o' e-mail, and I'll watch you do a little bit o' uh--that's never happened before. Watch me do a little bit o' e-mail, and I'll watch you do a little bit o' uh--that's never happened befo--oh wait, it's an e-mail. That has happened before. And quite a few times if I remember correctly. |
| | | Email! Email! Email! Email! |
| | | I met her in the summertime. Her name was...e-mail! |
| | | HOMESTAR RUNNER: Hello, class. Strong Bad could not be here today, so I will be filling in. My name is Homestar Runner. Everyone please take out paper and a number 2 pencil, and we'll begin. |
| | | My name is not Email Sam. Ooh ahh. So please don't call me Email Sam. Ooh ahh. |
| | | Oh, I took the email to the market, and I bought it some kind of fish sauce. |
| | | Dub dub dub dub dub dub dub dub dub dub dub dub dib! Tick. |
| | | Email: It's like the sugar on the candy for my stuff. |
| | | Which e-mail is your favorite? Mine is the basics. |
| | | Ladies and gentlemen. I give you... a-da sbe-mail. |
| | | Hassaro! Heessaro! Hassaro! Heessaro! |
| | | Driving down the strip in my cool cool car, checkin' all the emails out! |
| | | POWERED BY THE CHEAT STRONG BAD: Eeeeeeeeeemail. Ooh, ah, email, ooh, ah— |
| | | I'm goin' to try something a little different: print out million dollar bill.exe |
| | | It's email time again! Doot doodle-ooh-doo, Doot doodle-ooh-doo, Doot doodle-ooh-doo. |
| | | Email me don't email me, email me don't email me. |
| | | And coming in at number 91, it's: E-Maaaaaaaaaaail! |
| | | Thanks for choosing Strong Bad Email. Would you like to try a combo meal? |
| | | Whoa. Guess it's been a while. Sorry about that, Compy. Need to get some... Endust. |
| | | Email is like a prison. A prison with no walls. And no toilet. |
| | | Come on, big money! Big money! And.....email! |
| | | So innocent and email free.... That's you 'n me. |
| | | Oh traipsing along, traipsing traipsing along, and a email got stuck in my eye. |
| | | Do do do do, email me some words, doo-doo, some different words. |
| | | Check your email and check your email. Check check your email and and check check your your e e e mail mail |
| | | ONE TWO THREE FOUR! EMAIL IS AWESOME, EMAIL IS WEIRD, EMAIL IS AWESOME AND EMAIL IS WEIRD! And I'll never forget the way it was, GRRRL! |
Fun Facts
Remarks
- The first seven email intros have Strong Bad's head in different places.
- Strong Bad's eyes don't get the gleam after the eighth intro.
See also
- The transcripts for Strong Bad Email Intros.
