Editing Email Intros

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'''Email Intros''' is a video on [[strongbad_email.exe]].  It's a compilation of the intros to each of the first 100<sup>[[#Remarks|*]]</sup> [[Strong Bad Email|Strong Bad Emails]] (the little songs or other things [[Strong Bad]] says at the beginning of each email).

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Strong Bad}}

'''Places:''' [[Computer Room]], [[The Stick]], [[The Cheat's Computer Room]]

'''Computer:''' [[Tandy 400]], [[Pom Pilot]], [[Tangerine Dreams]], [[Compy 386]]

'''Running Time:''' 8:13

{{dvd|strongbad_email.exe Disc One|exclusive=TRUE}}

==Transcript==
'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, who is the guy that checks all his emails? That's me, Strong Bad.

''{cut to a different scene}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' I'm gonna check my email all of the time, doo doo doo...
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Checkin' my email, checkin' my email, checkin'-checkin'-checkin'-checkin' my email.
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'''STRONG BAD:''' I check the email once, I check the email twice, a-doo doo doo...
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Checkin' emails is like the best thing I do.
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'''STRONG BAD:''' I check, you check, we all check for email, check an email.
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'''STRONG BAD:''' I am going to check my email.
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'''STRONG BAD:''' I remember the time when I checked my email.
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'''STRONG BAD:''' I've carefully set aside this time for checking my email.
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'''STRONG BAD:''' I'm totally checking my email. Total, man.
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Email, grumble grumble, email, grumble...
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Initiate email check in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Email, dud-duh-doo-duh-dud-duh, dud-duh-doo-duh-dud-duh...
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Must...check...email...
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Everybody...check your email...
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Who's that giving Strong Bad a hand? Email... Email...
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Whoa! Electronic mail!
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Something has compelled me to check my email.
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Ow-mnow, mnow, mnow... Ow-mnow, mnow, mnow...
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Hello, everybody! This week it's time for some spring cleaning. Ready, go!
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'''STRONG BAD:''' This episode, Strong Bad checks his email.
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Do, du, dadada do, du, dadada do...
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh! What's this? An email? For me?!
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Checkin' my email... Here at the stick... That's pretty cool...
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Strong Bad Email is filmed before a live studio audience.
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Check that email, check it down, check that email, smack it around.
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'''STRONG BAD:''' I got an email. I got an awesome email.
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'''STRONG BAD:''' This one had better be good, man. I got a lotta money riding on this one.
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'''STRONG BAD:''' All these...emails...I don't understand.
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'''STRONG BAD:''' I'll take Strong Bad Emails for a thousand, please.
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Umm... I dunno... I'm gonna check my email.
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Riballa diballa check e-mail.
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Super great, super great... Check your email!
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Time to check the email... Time to check the email...
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Ah, the old girl's working again. What do you got for me?
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, tap your toes and check your email, a-tap your toes tonight...
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Mmmmm... fresh emails...
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Emaillll eeeemailll eeemmailll..
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Gimme some of this and gimme some of thiiiiis... Gimme some of this.
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Oooh, duh doo doo doo, my email left me, duh doo doo...
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Doo doo do doo, doo duh doo doo!
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'''STRONG BAD:''' All the ladies want to know, a-who's checkin' that email? A-was it Strong Bad?
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'''STRONG BAD:''' I check email from the front to the back, I said check email from the front to the back I said check...
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'''STRONG BAD:''' It's the e-mail, the e-mail, what what, the e-mail.
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{clears throat}'' E-MAAAAAAAAAAAAILLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Doo doo doo doo doo... Email! doo doo doo doo doo...
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Boy, is it ever Monday.
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh! Man! Email! Ugh!
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, girl... I want to email you so nice.
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh-you-thought-there-was-no-more-emails-but-guess-what-there's-an-EMAIL!
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Strong Bad Emails are a part of this balanced breakfast.
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'''STRONG BAD:''' In the United States alone, someone checks their email every three seconds. This is one of them.
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Augh. My mouth tastes like...emails.
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Duh duh dududududududududuh duhduhduhduhduhduh e-mail.
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'''STRONG BAD:''' So cool an email. I thought you would enjoy it.
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Here I go once again with the email! Every week I hope that it's from a female!
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'''STRONG BAD:''' There once was a man named email, and he did his best for a while.
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Chee-wit! Chee-wit! Chee-wi-chee-wi-email.
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Toons! Games! I'm gonna check my eeeemail....
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Ahh...so many emails, so little good emails.
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Welcome to the Strong Bad Email dat-daddle-dun! Everybody get down!
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Come on guys! Get your heads in the game.
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Oooh! Check it out! Another one of those...sbemails!
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Email, women, email, girls! Email, women, email, girls!
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'''STRONG BAD:''' This email is brought to you by a grant from The Cheat and the support of Viewers Like You.
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'''STRONG BAD:''' strongbad, underscore, email, dot e-x-e. Enter.
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'''STRONG BAD:''' OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH EMAIL!!! ''{Rock guitar solo starts up and then ends after a few seconds}''  Whoa, that ruled. What function key do I gotta press to get that to happen again?
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Hoo! Cha! Cheritiza! Hooritajuzu-duh-email!
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'''STRONG BAD:''' What do you get when you email Strong Bad? You get a world of hurt.
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'''STRONG BAD:''' I'm intrigued by these...how you say...emails.
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Ooh! A little email never hurt nobody. 'Cept for maybe the Cheat.
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Ooh hoo hoo hoo E-MAIL ME GIRL! Unh! Once times! Twice times!
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Watch me do a little bit o' e-mail, and I'll watch you do a little bit o'  uh--that's never happened before. Watch me do a little bit o' e-mail, and I'll watch you do a little bit o' uh--that's never happened befo--oh wait, it's an e-mail. That has happened before. And quite a few times if I remember correctly.
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'''STRONG BAD:'''  Email! Email! Email! Email!
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'''STRONG BAD:''' I met her in the summertime. Her name was...''{in operatic voice}'' e-mail!
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hello, class. Strong Bad could not be here today, so I will be filling in. My name is Homestar Runner. Everyone please take out paper and a number 2 pencil, and we'll begin. 
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'''STRONG BAD:''' My name is not Email Sam. Ooh ahh. So please don't call me Email Sam. Ooh ahh.
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, I took the email to the market, and I bought it some kind of fish sauce.
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Dub dub dub dub dub dub dub dub dub dub dub dub dib! Tick.
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Email: It's like the sugar on the candy for my stuff.
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Which e-mail is your favorite? Mine is the basics.
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Ladies and gentlemen. I give you... a-da sbe-mail.
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Hassaro! Heessaro! Hassaro! Heessaro!
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Driving down the strip in my cool cool car, checkin' all the emails out!
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'''POWERED BY THE CHEAT STRONG BAD:''' Eeeeeeeeeemail. Ooh, ah, email, ooh, ah—
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'''STRONG BAD:''' It's email time again! Doot doodle-ooh-doo, Doot doodle-ooh-doo, Doot doodle-ooh-doo.
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Email me don't email me, email me don't email me.
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'''STRONG BAD:''' And coming in at number 91, it's: E-Maaaaaaaaaaail!
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Thanks for choosing Strong Bad Email. Would you like to try a combo meal?
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Whoa. Guess it's been a while. Sorry about that, Compy. Need to get some... Endust.
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Email is like a prison. A prison with no walls. And no toilet.
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Come on, big money! Big money! And.....email!
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'''STRONG BAD:''' So innocent and email free.... That's you 'n me.
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh traipsing along, traipsing traipsing along, and a email got stuck in my eye.
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Do do do do, email me some words, doo-doo, some different words.
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Check your email and check your email. Check check your email and and check check your your e e e mail mail
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ONE TWO THREE FOUR! EMAIL IS AWESOME, EMAIL IS WEIRD, EMAIL IS AWESOME AND EMAIL IS WEIRD! And I'll never forget the way it was, GRRRL!

== Fun Facts ==

===Remarks===
*The first seven email intros have Strong Bad's head in different places.
*Strong Bad's eyes don't get the gleam after the eighth intro.
*Strong Bad skips the intros for [[invisibility]], [[current status]], and [[couch patch]].

== See also ==
*The transcripts for [[Strong Bad Email Intros]].