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- | + | '''Email Intros''' is a video on [[strongbad_email.exe_Disc_One|Disc 1]] of the [[strongbad email.exe|Strong Bad DVD]]. It's a compilation of the intros to each of the first 100 emails (the little songs or other things [[Strong Bad]] says at the beginning of each email). | |
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==Transcript== | ==Transcript== | ||
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+ | ! Number !! Email !! Intro | ||
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+ | | <center>1</center> || <center>[[some kinda robot]]</center> || Oh, who is the guy that checks all his emails? That's me, Strong Bad. | ||
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+ | | <center>2</center> || <center>[[homsar]]</center> || I'm gonna check my email all of the time, doo doo doo... | ||
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+ | | <center>3</center> || <center>[[butt IQ]]</center> || Checkin' my email, checkin' my email, checkin'-checkin'-checkin'-checkin' my email. | ||
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+ | | <center>4</center> || <center>[[homestar hair]]</center> || I check the email once, I check the email twice, doo doo doo, doo doo doo... | ||
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+ | | <center>5</center> || <center>[[making out]]</center> || Checkin' emails is like the best thing I do. | ||
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+ | | <center>6</center> || <center>[[depressio]]</center> || I check, you check, we all check for email, check an email. | ||
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+ | | <center>7</center> || <center>[[halloweener]]</center> || I am going to check my email. | ||
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+ | | <center>8</center> || <center>[[brianrietta]]</center> || I remember the time when I checked my email. | ||
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+ | | <center>9</center> || <center>[[i love you]]</center> || I've carefully set aside this time for checking my email. | ||
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+ | | <center>10</center> || <center>[[trevor the vampire]]</center> || I'm totally checking my email. Total, man. | ||
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+ | | <center>11</center> || <center>[[i rule]]</center> || Email, grumble grumble, email, grumble... | ||
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+ | | <center>12</center> || <center>[[credit card]]</center> || Initiate email check in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. | ||
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+ | | <center>13</center> || <center>[[i she be]]</center> || Email, dud-duh-doo-duh-dud-duh, dud-duh-doo-duh-dud-duh... | ||
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+ | | <center>14</center> || <center>[[duck pond]]</center> || Must...check...email... | ||
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+ | | <center>15</center> || <center>[[the basics]]</center> || Everybody...check your email... | ||
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+ | | <center>16</center> || <center>[[band names]]</center> || Who's that giving Strong Bad a hand? Email... Email... | ||
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+ | | <center>17</center> || <center>[[studying]]</center> || Whoa! Electronic mail! | ||
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+ | | <center>18</center> || <center>[[stand-up]]</center> || Something has compelled me to check my email. | ||
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+ | | <center>19</center> || <center>[[tape-leg]]</center> || Ow-mnow, mnow, mnow... Ow-mnow, mnow, mnow... | ||
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+ | | <center>20</center> || <center>[[spring cleaning]]</center> || Hello, everybody! This week it's time for some spring cleaning. Ready? Go! | ||
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+ | | <center>21</center> || <center>[[cartoon]]</center> || This episode, Strong Bad checks his email. | ||
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+ | | <center>22</center> || <center>[[sb_email 22]]</center> || Do, du, dadada do, du, dadada do... | ||
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+ | | <center>23</center> || <center>[[little animal]]</center> || Oh! What's this? An email? For me?! | ||
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+ | | <center>24</center> || <center>[[the bird]]</center> || Checkin' my email... Here at the stick... That's pretty cool... | ||
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+ | | <center>25</center> || <center>[[super powers]]</center> || Strong Bad Email is filmed before a live studio audience. | ||
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+ | | <center>26</center> || <center>[[CGNU]]</center> || Check that email, check it down, check that email, smack it around. | ||
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+ | | <center>27</center> || <center>[[3 Wishes]]</center> || I got an email. I got an awesome email. | ||
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+ | | <center>28</center> || <center>[[1 step ahead]]</center> || This one had better be good, man. I got a lot of money riding on this one. | ||
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+ | | <center>29</center> || <center>[[superhero name]]</center> || All these...emails...I don't understand. | ||
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+ | | <center>30</center> || <center>[[12:00]]</center> || I'll take Strong Bad Emails for a thousand, please. | ||
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+ | | <center>31</center> || <center>[[sugarbob]]</center> || Umm... I don't know... I'm gonna check my email. | ||
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+ | | <center>32</center> || <center>[[flag day]]</center> || Rabilla dabilla check e-mail. | ||
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+ | | <center>33</center> || <center>[[gimmicks]]</center> || Super great, super great... Check your email! Diggity... | ||
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+ | | <center>34</center> || <center>[[weird dream]]</center> || Time to check the email... Time to check the email... TIME...TO...CHECK...THE...EMAIL! Er, The Cheat, I'm having some problems. | ||
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+ | | <center>35</center> || <center>[[sisters]]</center> || Ah, the old girl's working again. What do you got for me? | ||
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+ | | <center>36</center> || <center>[[guitar]]</center> || Oh, tap your toes and check your email, oh a-tap your toes tonight... | ||
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+ | | <center>37</center> || <center>[[dullard]]</center> || Mmmmm... fresh emails... | ||
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+ | | <center>38</center> || <center>[[helium]]</center> || Emaillll eeeemailll eeemmailll.. | ||
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+ | | <center>39</center> || <center>[[property of ones]]</center> || Gimme some of this and gimme some of thiiiiis... Gimme some of this. | ||
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+ | | <center>40</center> || <center>[[vacation]]</center> || Oooh, duh doo doo doo, my email left me, duh doo doo... | ||
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+ | | <center>41</center> || <center>[[invisibility]]</center> || I'm hooome! Okay, let's see here. Don't need this anymore. And don't need this anymore. For behold... the 386. A spectacle of graphics and sound! Okay, let's get to checking! | ||
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+ | | <center>42</center> || <center>[[action figure]]</center> || Doo doo do doo, doo duh doo doo! | ||
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+ | | <center>43</center> || <center>[[little questions]]</center> || All the ladies want to know, who's checkin' that email? Was it Strong Bad? | ||
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+ | | <center>44</center> || <center>[[lures & jigs]]</center> || I check email from the front to the back, I said check email from the front to the back I said check... | ||
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+ | | <center>45</center> || <center>[[techno]]</center> || It's the e-mail, the e-mail, what what, the e-mail. | ||
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+ | | <center>46</center> || <center>[[your friends]]</center> || ''{clears throat}'' E-MAAAAAAAAAAAAILLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!! | ||
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+ | | <center>47</center> || <center>[[new hands]]</center> || Doo doo doo doo doo... Email! doo doo doo doo doo... | ||
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+ | | <center>48</center> || <center>[[ghosts]]</center> || Boy, is it ever Monday. | ||
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+ | | <center>49</center> || <center>[[theme party]]</center> || Oh! Man! Email! Ugh! | ||
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+ | | <center>50</center> || <center>[[50 emails]]</center> || Oh, girl... I want to email you so nice. | ||
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+ | | <center>51</center> || <center>[[website]]</center> || Oh-you-thought-there-was-no-more-emails-but-guess-what-there's-an-EMAIL! | ||
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+ | | <center>52</center> || <center>[[island]]</center> || Strong Bad Emails are a part of this balanced breakfast. | ||
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+ | | <center>53</center> || <center>[[comic]]</center> || In the United States alone, someone checks their email every three seconds. This is one of them. | ||
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+ | | <center>54</center> || <center>[[morning routine]]</center> || Augh. My mouth tastes like...emails. | ||
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+ | | <center>55</center> || <center>[[cheat talk]]</center> || Duh duh dududududududududuh duhduhduhduhduhduh e-mail. | ||
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+ | | <center>56</center> || <center>[[current status]]</center> || Oh! The e-mail! | ||
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+ | | <center>57</center> || <center>[[japanese cartoon]]</center> || So cool an email. I thought you would enjoy it. | ||
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+ | | <center>58</center> || <center>[[dragon]]</center> || Here I go once again with the email! Every week I hope that it's from a female! Oh man! Not from a female. | ||
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+ | | <center>59</center> || <center>[[marzipan]]</center> || There once was a man named email, and he did his best for a while. | ||
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+ | | <center>60</center> || <center>[[huttah!]]</center> || Chee-wit! Chee-wit! Chee-wi-chee-wi-email. | ||
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+ | | <center>61</center> || <center>[[monster truck]]</center> || Toons! Games! I'm gonna check my eeeemail.... | ||
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+ | | <center>62</center> || <center>[[interview]]</center> || Ahh...so many emails, so little good emails. | ||
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+ | | <center>63</center> || <center>[[fingers]]</center> || Welcome to the Strong Bad Email dat-daddle-dun! Everybody get down! | ||
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+ | | <center>64</center> || <center>[[english paper]]</center> || Come on guys! Get your heads in the game. | ||
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+ | | <center>65</center> || <center>[[unused emails]]</center> || Oooh! Check it out! Another one of those...sbemails! | ||
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+ | | <center>66</center> || <center>[[the show]]</center> || Email, women, email, girls! Email, women, email, girls! | ||
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+ | | <center>67</center> || <center>[[autobiography]]</center> || This email is brought to you by a grant from The Cheat and the support of Viewers Like You. | ||
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+ | | <center>68</center> || <center>[[caper]]</center> || strongbad, underscore, email, dot e-x-e. Enter. | ||
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+ | | <center>69</center> || <center>[[personal favorites]]</center> || OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH EMAIL!!! ''{Rock guitar solo starts up and then ends after a few seconds}'' Whoa, that ruled. What function key do I gotta press to get that to happen again? | ||
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+ | | <center>70</center> || <center>[[big white face]]</center> || Hoo! Cha! Cheritiza! Hooritajuzu-duh-email! | ||
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+ | | <center>71</center> || <center>[[2 emails]]</center> || What do you get when you email Strong Bad? You get a world of hurt. | ||
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+ | | <center>72</center> || <center>[[crazy cartoon]]</center> || I'm intrigued by these...how you say...emails. | ||
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+ | | <center>73</center> || <center>[[mascot]]</center> || Ooh! A little email never hurt nobody. 'Cept for maybe the Cheat. | ||
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+ | | <center>74</center> || <center>[[privileges]]</center> || Ooh hoo hoo hoo E-MAIL ME GIRL! Unh! Once times! Twice times! | ||
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+ | | <center>75</center> || <center>[[funny]]</center> || Watch me do a little bit o' e-mail, and I'll watch you do a little bit o' uh--that's never happened before. Watch me do a little bit o' e-mail, and I'll watch you do a little bit o' uh--that's never happened befo--oh wait, it's an e-mail. That has happened before. And quite a few times if I remember correctly. | ||
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+ | | <center>76</center> || <center>[[sibbie]]</center> || Email! Email! Email! Email! | ||
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+ | | <center>77</center> || <center>[[suntan]]</center> || I met her in the summertime. Her name was...e-mail! | ||
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+ | | <center>78</center> || <center>[[anything]]</center> || '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hello, class. Strong Bad could not be here today, so I will be filling in. My name is Homestar Runner. Everyone please take out paper and a number 2 pencil, and we'll begin. | ||
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+ | | <center>79</center> || <center>[[the process]]</center> || My name is not Email Sam. Ooh ahh. So please don't call me Email Sam. Ooh ahh. | ||
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+ | | <center>80</center> || <center>[[stunt double]]</center> || Oh, I took the email to the market, and I bought it some kind of fish sauce. | ||
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+ | | <center>81</center> || <center>[[date]]</center> || Dub dub dub dub dub dub dub dub dub dub dub dub dib! Tick. | ||
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+ | | <center>82</center> || <center>[[impression]]</center> || Email: It's like the sugar on the candy for my stuff. | ||
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+ | | <center>83</center> || <center>[[labor day]]</center> || Which e-mail is your favorite? Mine is the basics. | ||
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+ | | <center>84</center> || <center>[[kids' book]]</center> || Ladies and gentlemen. I give you... a-da sbe-mail. | ||
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+ | | <center>85</center> || <center>[[2 years]]</center> || Hassaro! Heessaro! Hassaro! Heessaro! | ||
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+ | | <center>86</center> || <center>[[no loafing]]</center> || Driving down the strip in my cool cool car, checkin' all the emails out! | ||
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+ | | <center>87</center> || <center>[[mile]]</center> || '''POWERED BY THE CHEAT STRONG BAD:''' Eeeeeeeeeemail. Ooh, ah, email, ooh, ah— | ||
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+ | | <center>88</center> || <center>[[couch patch]]</center> || I'm goin' to try something a little different: print out million dollar bill.exe | ||
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+ | | <center>89</center> || <center>[[local news]]</center> || It's email time again! Doot doodle-ooh-doo, Doot doodle-ooh-doo, Doot doodle-ooh-doo. | ||
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+ | | <center>90</center> || <center>[[colonization]]</center> || Email me don't email me, email me don't email me. | ||
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+ | | <center>91</center> || <center>[[caffeine]]</center> || And coming in at number 91, it's: E-Maaaaaaaaaaail! | ||
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+ | | <center>92</center> || <center>[[kind of cool]]</center> || Thanks for choosing Strong Bad Email. Would you like to try a combo meal? | ||
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+ | | <center>93</center> || <center>[[army]]</center> || Whoa. Guess it's been a while. Sorry about that, Compy. Need to get some... Endust. | ||
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+ | | <center>94</center> || <center>[[video games]]</center> || Email is like a prison. A prison with no walls. And no toilet. | ||
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+ | | <center>95</center> || <center>[[the bet]]</center> || Come on, big money! Big money! And.....email! | ||
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+ | | <center>96</center> || <center>[[lackey]]</center> || So innocent and email free.... That's you 'n me. | ||
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+ | | <center>97</center> || <center>[[monument]]</center> || Oh traipsing along, traipsing traipsing along, and a email got stuck in my eye. | ||
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+ | | <center>98</center> || <center>[[stupid stuff]]</center> || Do do do do, email me some words, doo-doo, some different words. | ||
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+ | | <center>99</center> || <center>[[different town]]</center> || Check your email and check your email. Check check your email and and check check your your e e e mail mail | ||
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+ | | <center>100</center> || <center>[[flashback]]</center> || ONE TWO THREE FOUR! EMAIL IS AWESOME, EMAIL IS WEIRD, EMAIL IS AWESOME AND EMAIL IS WEIRD! And I'll never forget the way it was, GRRRL! | ||
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===Remarks=== | ===Remarks=== | ||
*The first seven email intros have Strong Bad's head in different places. | *The first seven email intros have Strong Bad's head in different places. | ||
- | *Strong Bad | + | *Strong Bad's eyes don't get the gleam after the eighth intro. |
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- | == See | + | == See also == |
- | *The transcripts for [[Strong Bad Email Intros]] | + | *The transcripts for [[Strong Bad Email Intros]]. |
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- | + | [[Category:Strong Bad DVD]] |