Cannonmouth
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Maybe it's picture day for Cannonmouth.
Cast (in order of appearance): Strong Bad
Date: Wednesday, August 2, 2017 (Twitter), Thursday, August 24, 2017 (YouTube)
Running Time: 1:38
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Transcript
{Cut to a red boxing glove holding a marker in front of a whiteboard designed to look like lined paper; the music from dragon plays}
STRONG BAD: Skills of an Artist. {the title appears} Cannonmouth. I make drawing fun. Go! {sings as he begins to draw a cannon} All right, now look, people are gonna think you're drawin' some... ooh-lips, over here. Like, that looks a lot like ooh-lips. {fills in the hole} Gotta tell 'em, "juuust be patient! It's not gonna be ooh-lips!" {draws a string at the back of the cannon} All right, here we got the little fuse... next to a... sparky-lark. {draws a spark at the end of the string} There. Look at that. This cannon is prime to fire. But I didn't say we were drawin' a cannon, I said we're drawing Cannonmouth!
{The music changes}
STRONG BAD: {singing as he begins to draw a head above the cannon} So here we go... it's Cannonmouth... here he comes, Cannonmouth! {draws an eyes, nose, and hair on his head} He seems kind of alarmed and his cannon is a mouth... his mouth is a cannon, I mean! {draws a body below the cannon} Here he comes... he's got a collar shirt... maybe it's picture day for Cannonmouth! He should dress his best! Cannonmouth!
{The music stops}
STRONG BAD: {stops singing; draws a camera in the bottom-left corner} Camera... picture day... {draws an umbrella on the right side} One of those little, uh, umbrellas, y'know what I'm sayin'? It reflects the light? You photographers know what I'm talkin' about.
{Fade to later; the picture has shading and some new details.}
STRONG BAD: Oh, man. This thing could be like, somebody's graduation announcement! {quietly, writing "Class of '88!!"} See... Class... of... '88! {normal voice} Cannonmouth! The new classic!
Fun Facts
Trivia
- The Tweet text reads "Cannonmouth! The new classic!"
- The YouTube description reads "The new classic? You better believe it! It's picture day for Cannonmouth!"
Fast Forward
- The term "ooh lips" is later used several times on @StrongBadActual.
