Books Defaced By Strong Bad

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A work by Strong Bad for Strong Bad. And clearly unrelated to the works of Leomard Sportsinterviews.

Strong Bad: I say embrace it! I say deface it!

Strong Bad occasionally takes childrens' books, usually those written by the Sportsinterviews family, and changes the drawings and text in nonsensical ways. He has occasionally claimed that he wrote these books himself, rather than editing the original text.

Major Defacements

• Email kids' book — Strong Bad butchers a book highlighting the differences between people called "Everyone is Different".
  • In an Easter egg, does the same to the Original Book, mostly to make himself and The Cheat look better and to make fun of Homestar Runner and Pom Pom.
• That Time of Year — Strong Bad turns his editing pen on a Decemberween book. Uniquely, this book has a second narrator that reads the book's original text.
• Strong Bad Classics — Strong Bad admits that he butchered the fairy tale "The Ocelot and the Porridge Maiden".

Minor Defacements

• Kick-A-Ball — Strong Bad changes the rule book to say that double side-mouth whisper drafts are legal.
• Email hygiene — Strong Bad changes a dictionary so it says hygiene is "how close people are willing to stand next to you".
• Strong Bad reads "The Ocelot and the Porridge Maiden" (Teaser Trailer) - Worldbuilders 2014 — The narrator says Strong Bad is the author of "Everyone is Different" and "Tubky the Typo-Named Tub", although it is unknown whether he wrote this book or defaced it.
• Email record book — Strong Bad spills breakfast on the old record book when he sees his record for "Dirtiest Diapey".
• Email long pants — Strong Bad writes on the Lappy to edit an email that was too long.