Crimes Committed by Strong Bad

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Over the course of the Homestar Runner body of work, Strong Bad has committed several crimes and misdemeanors. In all of the crimes, he either acts alone, or he is aided by either The Cheat, Strong Mad, or both. He has been punished or caught while committing several of his crimes. The list is long and diverse, ranging from petty misdemeanors to major crimes, such as kidnapping.

Crimes committed against others

• Strong Bad has assaulted and abused every other primary character numerous times (mainly Strong Sad and Homestar Runner.)
  • A prime example of this is in your friends, in which he inflicts pain on, or tortures everybody (sans The Poopsmith) in some contemptuous way (most of which simply involves hitting them with his foot or another object).
• Strong Bad has left numerous prank calls on Marzipan's Answering Machine, and in many of them, he attempts to con Marzipan into giving him something, ranging from food to free cable. It is not known whether any of these attempts were successful, except for his prank call in Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 11.2, in which he comments on her actually doing what he says.
• In credit card, he scams Homestar into giving him his credit card information, which he uses to purchase several items.
• Strong Bad kidnapped the Poopsmith in Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon.
• In cliffhangers, Strong Bad ties up the King of Town and Homsar, and dangles them over a cliff. Later on, he "resolves" them by cutting their ropes, causing them to fall.
• In environment, Strong Bad attempts to drop a "65 mile-per-gallon hybrid" piano on Marzipan and Strong Sad, but both of them get out of the way before the piano can hit either of them.

Major Crimes and Other Misdemeanors

• Strong Bad broke into Homestar's house in caper with The Cheat to burglarize it. They are unable to steal anything, however, because The Cheat breaks the cow lamp, thus waking up Homestar and forcing them to leave.
• Strong Bad also breaks into Marzipan's house twice:
  • The first time, he breaks in before the beginning of part-time job. It's not explained why, but it's believed he did so to check his email from inside Marzipan's house.
  • The second time, he broke into Marzipan's house in DNA Evidence to search inside her couch to find money. He leaves behind a trail of pecan-pie-filling footprints, and accidentally drops a vial of DNA Evidence.
• Strong Bad committed many crimes in Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon:
  • In the beginning, he and The Cheat attempt to break into Bubs' Concession Stand to steal Bubs' fund-raiser candy bars. They are caught by Homestar and Coach Z when they attempt to blow the back door open with fireworks.
  • Strong Bad and the Cheat escape from the cardboard box jail by getting Strong Mad to lift up the box.
  • Later in the cartoon, Strong Bad and The Cheat are seen running with The King of Town's crown.
  • Close to the end of the cartoon, they kidnap The Poopsmith and attempt to hold him for ransom when they are sold out by Strong Sad, and are arrested again.
  • After the "The End" frame appears, Strong Bad (as Professor Tor Coolguy) makes a prank call to Marzipan while in jail.
• The goal of the Egg Throwing Game is to throw eggs at people dressed up as ghosts.
• The goal of the Strong Bad's Treat Snatcha game is to steal candy from trick-or-treaters by slashing open their candy bags.
• In 3 Times Halloween Funjob, Strong Bad, along with Strong Mad and The Cheat, egg and TP The Stick and The King of Town's castle (the latter is not shown). Strong Mad attempts to toilet paper Marzipan's house by punching the wall with the toilet paper until he smashes a hole in the wall.
• In unused emails, Strong Bad sells 5,000 email addresses to Bubs for his "free weekly spamvertisements." In return, he gets a quarter for each email ($1,250 total.)
• In senior prom, Strong Bad attempts to crash a senior prom by using a device that de-pants everybody in the room, but it only de-pants him, and he ends up becoming prom queen.
• In disconnected, Strong Bad's headless body rioted against the municipality.
• In nightlife, Strong Bad gets thrown out of Club Technochocolate every night because he keeps taking off his pants.
• In pet show, Strong Bad uses The Cheat to sabotage the Cat Mess Inbredtational Pet Show so The Cheat can win, but they are disqualified because Homestar has sabotaged them with relish foot.