Mustaches

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Mustaches have appeared on occasion in the Homestar Runner universe. While most characters' mustaches are impermanent and appear rarely, Old-Timey Strong Bad and The King of Town always wear them.

Appearances

• The King of Town's Character Video — The King claims he has never tried to eat his own mustache.
• The House That Gave Sucky Treats — The King of Town and Homsar's Halloween costumes, Hagar the Horrible and Wimpy, respectively, both have mustaches.
• Email stand-up — Coach Z has a big mustache and an even bigger afro.
• Pumpkin Carve-nival — The King of Town and Bubs' Halloween costumes, Mario and Captain Lou Albano, respectively, have mustaches.
• Ballad of the Sneak — At one point, a mustache similar to Old-Timey Strong Bad's appears on The Sneak and grows larger in size.
• Email flashback — Old-Timey Strong Bad sends his modern-times doppelgänger half of his mustache as a reward for answering one hundred emails.
• Email theme park — Strong Bad says he's had a theme park in development for as long as he's been growing his own mustache; a 10,000x magnification of Strong Bad's upper lip shows that he has only one single hair.
• Peasant's Quest Preview — The two Videlectrix programmers both have mustaches.
• That A Ghost — Old-Timey Strong Bad's mustache has a skeletal structure.
• Halloween Fairstival —
• Teen Girl Squad Issue 8 — Cheerleader momentarily sports a mustache, tie, bowler hat, sunglasses, and a cigar, making her look (somewhat) like a male.
• Senorial Day — In a scene with two Homestar Runners, one has a mustache, outside the frame of the toon.
• Email record book — Coach Z's afro and mustache from stand-up are seen in the picture where he has the record of longest showerless streak.
• Email lady...ing — Strong Bad says Fabrosi's fake mustache will only attract gold-diggers. In an Easter egg, Homestar wears a mustache.
• Commandos in the Classroom — After being told by Gunhaver to say he has any debilitating Gold Rush-era diseases, Reynold is seen dressed up as a gold miner, complete with a mustache and beard.
• Halloween Potion-ma-jig — Pom Pom and Bubs' Halloween costumes, Walter Sobchak and Apollo Creed, respectively, have mustaches, as does Homestar if, at the end of the toon, he becomes a French version of himself.

Screenshots of mustaches

Prime of his dating year	"Sorry, king, but our princess is in another castle..."	I feel so fine, I feel so elated!	"His schemes are masterly! He loves catastrophe!"
"I've enclosed half of my mustache therein!"	"...almost as long as I've been growing this mustache."	Videlectrix developers.jpg "GOOD GRAPHICS!"	OLD-TIMEY SKELETON'D!
"No yous guys. The Battle of the Bands!"	MUSTACHIOED!	"Gold Rush era diseases, eh?"	Every guy at a truck stop
"I'm the master of disaster!"	FRENCH'D!