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Introduction
Hey, there! I'm The Chort! No, I don't look anything like The Cheat, nor can I speak Coach Z (although I still try). I'm just another Homestar Runner Fan. I was bitten by the H*R bug near the end of April 2005, when I was rather bored. I had already discovered TROGDOR! and Peasant's Quest but couldn't be bothered to explore the rest of the site. I decided to use a certain obscenely popular search engine to do a quick search for more information about this Trogdor guy I had heard of. (And for the "Secret Code" for TROGDOR!.) It was a search that would change my life forever. A few clicks later, BAM! I was watching SBEmail #58, dragon! My first thoughts of the site were something along the lines of "What the crap is going on here?!" So I searched the FAQ to find out what the point of the site was. Instead, I learnt that there was this secret game that was apparently impossible to beat. Yep, it was Super Kingio Bros. Interested, I did another search using the same obscenely popular serach engine and KAPOW! I was addicted to the HRWiki! Three months later, I had watched EVERY toon on the site at least once and finally decided to sign up with a unique and imaginative Username. As you can see, I didn't succeed. Anyway, now I've bored all of you to death with my entire life story, on with the fun stuff!
About Me
I'm male and I'm 16 years old (that's just a little less than 17!). I live in England, which makes this certain SBEmail very relevant to me. Unfortunately, I don't have as much spare time as I used to, but whenever I get to waste spend time on the Wiki, I like to hang around the Recent Changes page, checking out all the edits and, if necessary, DESTROYING the crap ones. I also like voting on STUFF and enjoy going through the unused images, marking any duplicates or those in the wrong format for DELETION. More recently, I have started to hunt down used or unused personal images and sort them into their appropriate categories. And not only that, I might even update this page with crap to tempt you into visiting again, thus boosting the number of page views to entertain you lovely people.
Favourite Quotes
| Screenshot | Category | Name | Quote
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 | Strong Bad Email | for kids | "Look, The Cheat is behind the freaking box!! HE'S BEHIND THE BOX! I'LL KILL YOU!! I'LL KILL ALL YOUR DOGS!!"
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 | Marzipan's Answering Machine | Version 12.2 | "You said you'd bake us a cake! You said you'd bake us a cake! You said you'd bake us a cake! You said you'd bake us a cake..."
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 | Teen Girl Squad | Issue 9 | "BFF carved in a tree, That stands for BAOW! FOM! FROOSH!"
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 | Big Toon | A Folky Tale | "That kind of thing might work on Coach X, or Coach Y, but you're dealing with Coach dang Z!!"
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 | Powered By The Cheat | mile | "Hey, Strong Bad, you jumped over some of my buses!"
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 | Puppet Stuff | Biz Cas Fri 2 | "Millions, I tell ya! Millions!! I'm gonna save the company millions!! I'm savin' bunches of money..."
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 | Holiday Toon(s) | Decemberween In July | "Greta is making cookies. feeding the mouse bug spray. When will they be done? for?"
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 | 20X6 | Under Construction | "Hey, Stickly Man. WHAAAAAAT are you doing?"
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 | Main Page | Main Page 11 | "Today's forecast is total crap!"
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 | Easter Egg | kids' book, "book" | "Knowing that he could not have done it without The Homestar Runner's help, and Pom-Pom shared the trophy. lifted a comode."
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