User talk:Thesmokingmonkey

subject: It's like this

Dear Chapmans,

I think if maybe you worried more about coming up
with funny things for the King of Town to say instead
of selling tee shirts, you might enjoy breakfast more.

Break it down for me, fell-ahs
Dave, Washington DC

MONKEY ARCHIVE #6*

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Uncyclopedia

Hi man! You are a member of that wiki, right? Have you seen the article about us? I know it's a parody wiki, but why center around the vandals? I don't have problem about the 30 year olds arguing with childern, which is kinda true. But the part inviting people to troll? Bugh! Can you please fix it? — Elcool ^(talk)_(contribs) 16:55, 8 February 2006 (UTC)

ACH! E.L., hey - I haven't checked this in a while, but I'll take a look. I can't promise anything, but the article is over the line, I see what I can do. THE SMOKING MONKEY 11:51, 20 February 2006 (UTC)

Vandals Bad, Smoking Monkey Good

Listen up, you puerile applejohns, give it a rest. Things are different there than here - this is a site devoted to chronicling a comedy site, and Uncyclopedia is devoted to mocking everything on this green earth. If you can't take a joke, I'll bet you can't make a joke, either. And, with apologies to dot com, I'm going to exercise the liberty and freedom given to me by the President here on my own talk page to rewrite the "discussion" as I see fit (for the original idle chat see the original wikicode for this page, and for a definition of parody consult a dictionary).

Seriously and the Thing: A Rainy Afternoon

1 4m 1337 haXXOr OMG!!!!111!ONE11 1 V4nDiLi2'D [1]!11!!!1! Seriously ^(Talk) 17:27, 18 February 2006 (UTC)

. JA U PwN n00bs OMGROFL i DO'Ed it T00 n00bs--TheThingé 17:29, 18 February 2006 (UTC)

TeH Unclyip3di4 be uB3R SuXX 4VINGE ME, THE THING! 1 WAS B70CKED! AVInGE ME!!!!Seriously ^(Talk) 17:31, 18 February 2006 (UTC)

OMG LOL U R 1337 --TheThingé 17:32, 18 February 2006 (UTC)

14M 1337 Seriously ^(Talk) 17:43, 18 February 2006 (UTC)

j00 R 1337!!11!!1 --TheThingé 17:44, 18 February 2006 (UTC)

First of all, you don't need to be using The Smoking Monkey's talk page for your idle chat. Second, I am severly embarrassed that users from our wiki would resort to vandalism—anywhere. — It's dot com 20:55, 18 February 2006 (UTC)