The King of Town's Food
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Cocoa Butter originally belonged to Strong Bad, but was stolen by The King of Town in [[suntan]]. | Cocoa Butter originally belonged to Strong Bad, but was stolen by The King of Town in [[suntan]]. | ||
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+ | =====Corndog batter===== | ||
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+ | Throughout his character video, The King of Town is anticipating finishing his speech and consuming the contents of a bowl he's holding, which turned out to be filled up with Corndog batter. | ||
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| [[Image:Kot deodorant.PNG|150px|Deodorant'd]] || [[secret recipes]] || | | [[Image:Kot deodorant.PNG|150px|Deodorant'd]] || [[secret recipes]] || | ||
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Pork Ramblins and Pork Snagglins are kept in a large supply in The King of Town's pantry. They are most likely two different kinds of [[Wikipedia:Pork rind|pork rinds]], but the difference between Ramblins and Snagglins is unclear. | Pork Ramblins and Pork Snagglins are kept in a large supply in The King of Town's pantry. They are most likely two different kinds of [[Wikipedia:Pork rind|pork rinds]], but the difference between Ramblins and Snagglins is unclear. | ||
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+ | | [[Image:roast bunny.png|150px|]] || [[The Best Decemberween Ever]] || | ||
+ | =====Roast Bunny===== | ||
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+ | In the song sung at the end of [[The Best Decemberween Ever]], The King of Town is seen holding up a roast bunny and wishing it was supersized. | ||
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This foodstuff is found in an Easter egg by clicking on the words "Good gravy". It is sold in 104 oz. cans and its slogan is "I don't lets [[the Poopsmith]] near it!" | This foodstuff is found in an Easter egg by clicking on the words "Good gravy". It is sold in 104 oz. cans and its slogan is "I don't lets [[the Poopsmith]] near it!" | ||
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Revision as of 02:25, 11 January 2011
The King of Town's Food is the collection of products that are chosen by The King of Town for primary consumption. His diet is odd even by Homestar Runner standards.
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suntan, the bet |
Animal PhatA food apparently made of animal fat that The King of Town took from Strong Bad in suntan. It later appeared on the top shelf of The King of Town's food cabinet in the bet. | |
the bet |
Army-Style MayoArmy-Style Mayo is a military-worthy brand of mayonnaise. Strong Bad left an open can of it in The King of Town's ventilation ducts as a practical joke. | |
the bet |
Awwww Gratin PotatesA 200-pound bag of Awwww Gratin Potates is stocked by The King of Town in his pantry. He is particularly proud of the fact that his bag is of the 1983 "vintage." This foodstuff is a spin on the thinly sliced potatoes and cheese dish known as "au gratin." | |
the bet |
Butter-daButter-da is apparently some form of automotive fluid, but The King of Town enjoys it and advertises it as a "soda." Its tagline is "They tell me not to, but I still drinks it!" Butter-da's disclaimer: "Butter-da is noh hush a bush push leopold." | |
suntan, the bet |
Cocoa ButterCocoa Butter originally belonged to Strong Bad, but was stolen by The King of Town in suntan. | |
Character Videos |
Corndog batterThroughout his character video, The King of Town is anticipating finishing his speech and consuming the contents of a bowl he's holding, which turned out to be filled up with Corndog batter. | |
secret recipes |
DeodorantVarious brands and styles of deodorant are often snacked upon by The King of Town, especially while he is watching the soap opera Caleb Rentpayer. The deodorant labels include: "X-treme Glacier", "Old Mountain Fog", "Arctic Pure", "De-odor Cake", "Forest Rush", and "Tundra Mist." It is interesting to note that nearly all of them are named after biomes. According to the King of Town, they're "strong enough for a man but tasty enough for a king". Strong Bad tried to gross out or make puke of The King of Town by eating a Speed Stick with white chocolate inside. | |
the movies |
FajitasThe King of Town sneaks these fajitas into the movie theater in the movies, claiming that they, along with the mariachi band accompanying his dinner, were all in his box of Milk Duds. | |
record book |
Giant Pile of SaltThe King of Town sucks up a giant pile of "Standard Nathan Brand" salt in record book. After eating this, he suffered multiple heart attacks (although he was not debilitated by them) which occurred in such close succession that they seemed like the hiccups. Next to the giant pile, there is the salt shaker from Meet Marshie. | |
the bet |
Ice Style CreamIce Style Cream is an ice cream product favored by The King of Town. Only three flavors are mentioned: "choco-gravy", "maybe mint?", and "casserole flavor". | |
Decemberween Short Shorts |
Last Three Items in the Pantry SpecialIn response to (ornament) Strong Bad's threat that he would stuff The (ornament) King Of Town "full of coal", The King replied that that "wouldn't be the first time", and offered a recipe for, by any sane analysis, disaster. This concoction consists of onion salt, hot sauce, and lumps of coal, and costs $f.ood. | |
flashback |
Lifetime Supply of fishsticksIn flashback, a lifetime supply of fishsticks pops out of the egg (and a The Cheat). In an Easter egg, it is implied that the then svelt, young Prince of Town ate the fishsticks, and this is why the King is so weighty today. | |
the bet, boring (really) |
Pork Ramblins and Pork SnagglinsPork Ramblins and Pork Snagglins are kept in a large supply in The King of Town's pantry. They are most likely two different kinds of pork rinds, but the difference between Ramblins and Snagglins is unclear. | |
The Best Decemberween Ever |
Roast BunnyIn the song sung at the end of The Best Decemberween Ever, The King of Town is seen holding up a roast bunny and wishing it was supersized. | |
Homestarloween Party, Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 2.0 (mentioned) |
Salisbury SundaesThe King received his year's supply of Salisbury sundaes while trying to invite Marzipan to a banquet, which never happened because after this he never called her back. | |
for kids |
The KOT's Good GravyThis foodstuff is found in an Easter egg by clicking on the words "Good gravy". It is sold in 104 oz. cans and its slogan is "I don't lets the Poopsmith near it!" |