Non-Sequitur Champion

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'''Toon Category: Uncategorized'''
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[[Image:Grape Soda Banked.png|thumb|"Grape...soda...banked?"]]
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Senor Cardgage loses the non-sequitur championship to [[Homsar]] and must form a coherent thought as punishment.
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'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, {{Film|Senor Cardgage}}, {{Film|Strong Sad}}
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'''Places:''' [[The Show]]
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'''Date:''' Friday, February 29, 2008
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'''Running Time:''' 1:10
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== Transcript ==
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Welcome back ladies and gentlemen. Up next, we got a real whip cream special treat for ya. ''{medium shot of Homestar}'' Here to complete a coherent thought is the loser of the Non Sequitur Championship, Senor Cardgage!
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''{Zoom out. Senor Cardgage walks on stage from the left.}''
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'''SENOR CARDGAGE:''' Thank yo, Presbyterian.
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''{Cuts to a close-up of Senor Cardgage, facing the camera}''
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{off-screen}'' All right, let 'er rip!
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'''SENOR CARDGAGE:''' ''{subtitled}'' Panctice... Squad... Cutterback.
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''{A buzzing noise is heard and an X with "Nope Way!" under it appears}''
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'''SENOR CARDGAGE:''' ''{subtitled}'' Oh... Lifty Fernandez.
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''{A buzzing noise is heard and an X with "Nope Way!" under it appears. Zoom out to Homestar Runner and Senor Cardgage}''
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' One more tryyyy.
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''{Cut back to a close-up of Senor Cardgage}''
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'''SENOR CARDGAGE:''' ''{subtitled}'' Grape... Soda... Banked?
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''{Cut to Homestar Runner}''
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Judges?
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''{Cut to Strong Sad sitting at a desk drawing on a piece of paper. A plaque reads "<strike>Celebrity</strike> Judge(s)"}''
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'''STRONG SAD:''' I think we have a winner!
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''{Strong Sad shows a drawing of a grape soda bottle with eyes and a mouth with an ATM. Below the drawing is the text "GRAPE SODA BANKED!"}''
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'''STRONG SAD:''' Grape soda banked!
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''{Cut to Homestar Runner}''
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hooray!
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'''SENOR CARDGAGE:''' ''{ashamed}'' Oh.
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' There you have it, folks! A coherent thought from Senor Cardgage!  Until next time, as always...
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''{as Homestar says the following, the audience joins in and the words appear onscreen}''
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Chant words together!
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''{Credits scroll up as Senor Cardgage and Homestar mumble at each other in the background:''
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A Sportsinterviews/Chimendez Production
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Produced by Cherry Greg
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Lighting<br>
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Lifty Fernandez
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Quizmaster<br>
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Juan Aikman
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Mr. Runner's Wardrobe provided by<br>
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Styles Upon Styles
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''Finally, a card with "again?" appears.}''
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== Fun Facts ==
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=== Explanations ===
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*This toon ended a [[Store Front Page News 2008#January 29, 2008|month-long sale of Senor Cardgage and Homsar merchandise]], which followed the mention of "Non-Sequitur Champion: Cardgage or Homsar?" in [[fan club]]; shoppers were invited to "vote" for their favorite incoherent character by purchasing a T-shirt of either character. Homsar won the title with 63% of the vote.
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*[[Wikipedia:Presbyterianism|Presbyterianism]] is a family of Christian denominations and a form of [[Wikipedia:Calvinism|Calvinism]].
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=== Remarks ===
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*Even when this toon was found in the [[Store]], it was not included in the [[TV Time Toons menu]].
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*The Flash file for this toon is hosted on [[Videlectrix|videlectrix.com]].
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*Strong Sad didn't write "Grape Soda Banked" in his usual, elegant handwriting.
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*When Strong Sad first draws the picture, it lacks color, but when he shows the camera, the grapes on the label and the bills emerging from the ATM are colored.
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*Senor Cardgage has actually had coherent thoughts before. Some of his dialogue in [[Senor Mortgage]] would qualify as coherent.
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*The toon was removed from the Store on May 22, 2008, making it a [[secret page]].
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=== Inside References ===
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*This is another mention of [[grapes]].
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*[[Cherry Greg]] is listed as the producer of this toon.
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*[[Lem Sportsinterviews|Sportsinterviews]]/[[A. Chimendez|Chimendez]] is listed as the production company.
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* [[Styles Upon Styles]] is listed as the provider of Homestar's wardrobe.
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* The ATM that Strong Sad drew strongly resembles the ATM in [[Experimental Film]].
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== External Links ==
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*[[Videlectrix:storeflash/nonsequitur.swf|View the Flash file for "Non-Sequitur Champion"]]
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*[[forum:13670|forum thread re: "Non-Sequitur Champion"]]
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[[Category:Strong Bad Email Spin-offs]]
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[[Category:Secret Pages]]

Revision as of 01:59, 15 July 2008

Toon Category: Uncategorized

"Grape...soda...banked?"

Senor Cardgage loses the non-sequitur championship to Homsar and must form a coherent thought as punishment.

Cast (in order of appearance): Homestar Runner, Senor Cardgage, Strong Sad

Places: The Show

Date: Friday, February 29, 2008

Running Time: 1:10

Contents

Transcript

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Welcome back ladies and gentlemen. Up next, we got a real whip cream special treat for ya. {medium shot of Homestar} Here to complete a coherent thought is the loser of the Non Sequitur Championship, Senor Cardgage!

{Zoom out. Senor Cardgage walks on stage from the left.}

SENOR CARDGAGE: Thank yo, Presbyterian.

{Cuts to a close-up of Senor Cardgage, facing the camera}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: {off-screen} All right, let 'er rip!

SENOR CARDGAGE: {subtitled} Panctice... Squad... Cutterback.

{A buzzing noise is heard and an X with "Nope Way!" under it appears}

SENOR CARDGAGE: {subtitled} Oh... Lifty Fernandez.

{A buzzing noise is heard and an X with "Nope Way!" under it appears. Zoom out to Homestar Runner and Senor Cardgage}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: One more tryyyy.

{Cut back to a close-up of Senor Cardgage}

SENOR CARDGAGE: {subtitled} Grape... Soda... Banked?

{Cut to Homestar Runner}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Judges?

{Cut to Strong Sad sitting at a desk drawing on a piece of paper. A plaque reads "Celebrity Judge(s)"}

STRONG SAD: I think we have a winner!

{Strong Sad shows a drawing of a grape soda bottle with eyes and a mouth with an ATM. Below the drawing is the text "GRAPE SODA BANKED!"}

STRONG SAD: Grape soda banked!

{Cut to Homestar Runner}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Hooray!

SENOR CARDGAGE: {ashamed} Oh.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: There you have it, folks! A coherent thought from Senor Cardgage! Until next time, as always...

{as Homestar says the following, the audience joins in and the words appear onscreen}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Chant words together!

{Credits scroll up as Senor Cardgage and Homestar mumble at each other in the background:

A Sportsinterviews/Chimendez Production

Produced by Cherry Greg

Lighting
Lifty Fernandez

Quizmaster
Juan Aikman

Mr. Runner's Wardrobe provided by
Styles Upon Styles

Finally, a card with "again?" appears.}

Fun Facts

Explanations

Remarks

  • Even when this toon was found in the Store, it was not included in the TV Time Toons menu.
  • The Flash file for this toon is hosted on videlectrix.com.
  • Strong Sad didn't write "Grape Soda Banked" in his usual, elegant handwriting.
  • When Strong Sad first draws the picture, it lacks color, but when he shows the camera, the grapes on the label and the bills emerging from the ATM are colored.
  • Senor Cardgage has actually had coherent thoughts before. Some of his dialogue in Senor Mortgage would qualify as coherent.
  • The toon was removed from the Store on May 22, 2008, making it a secret page.

Inside References

External Links

Retrieved from "http://www.hrwiki.org/wiki/Non-Sequitur_Champion"