Non-Sequitur Champion

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=== Inside References ===
=== Inside References ===
*This is another mention of [[grapes]].
*This is another mention of [[grapes]].
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*[[Cherry Greg]] is listed as the producer of this toon.
== External Links ==
== External Links ==

Revision as of 03:32, 1 March 2008

"Grape...soda...banked?"

Senor Cardgage loses the non-sequitur champion debate to Homsar and must form a coherent thought as punishment.

Cast (in order of appearance): Homestar Runner, Senor Cardgage, Strong Sad

Places: The Show

Date: Friday, February 29, 2008

Running Time: 1:10

Contents

Transcript

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Welcome back to The Show. Up next, we got some rip-roarin' treats. Here to complete a coherent thought, here's the loser of the Non-Sequitur Championship, Senor Cardgage!

{Senor Cardgage walks on}

SENOR CARDGAGE: Thank you, Presbyterian.

{Cuts to a close-up of Senor Cardgage}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: {off-screen} Alright, let it rip!

SENOR CARDGAGE: {subtitled} Pantice...Squad...Gutterback.

{A buzzing noise is heard and an X with "nope way" under it appears}

SENOR CARDGAGE: {subtitled} Oh...Litty Fernandez.

{A buzzing noise is heard and an X with "nope way" under it appears Cut to Homestar Runner and Senor Cardgage}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: {off-screen} One more tryyyy.

{Cut to a close-up of Senor Cardgage}

SENOR CARDGAGE: {subtitled} Grape...soda...banked?

{Cuts to Homestar Runner}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Judges?

{Cut to Strong Sad sitting at a desk. "Celebrity" is crossed out and replaced with "judge"}

STRONG SAD: I think we have a winner!

{Strong sad stands up}

STRONG SAD: Grape Soda Banked!

{Cut to Homestar Runner}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Howay!

SENOR CARDGAGE: Oh.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: There you have it, folks! A coherent thought by Senor Cardgage! Until next time...

{as Homestar says the following, the audience joins in and the words appear onscreen}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Chant words together!

Fun Facts

Explanations

  • This toon followed a month-long sale of Senor Cardgage and Homsar merchandise.

Remarks

Inside References

  • This is another mention of grapes.
  • Cherry Greg is listed as the producer of this toon.

External Links

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