Yahoo Store

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We got all types of crazy crap

The Store is where you can buy Homestar Merchandise. The Brothers Chaps say that this is the reason H*R can remain free of all advertising.

The Store

• Shirts-
  • Limozeen
  • Homestar Runner
  • Homestar Running
  • Homestar's Shirt
  • Strong Bad
  • Strong Bad's Mask (limited quantity, going out of production)
  • Stinkoman
  • Trogdor
  • The Cheat
  • Homsar
  • Teen Girl Squad
  • Crazy Go Nuts University (sold out, out of production)
  • The Cheat Commandos
  • Marshie (limited quantity, going out of production)
  • Homestar's Duckie Shirt
  • The StrongBadZone Shirt
  • Strong Sad
  • Pom Pom
  • Coach Z's Z
  • Trogdor Polo for Biz Cas Fri from other days

• CDs -
  • Strong Bad Sings and Other Type Hits

• The Cheat Talking Plush Doll - A plush doll of The Cheat; when struck or kicked, The Cheat will make The Cheat noises. (Click "Play Demo" to play Kick the Cheat)

• Hoodies -
  • The Cheat
  • Strong Bad
  • Homestar Runner
  • Trogdor
  • Teen Girl Squad

• Collectible Figurines, 1st set out on July 15, 2003; 2nd set out as of June 7, 2004.

Set One: Strong Sad, Pom Pom, Marzipan, Homestar Runner, Strong Bad, The Cheat, Strong Mad, Bubs, and Coach Z.

The box for Set One includes a black and white Strong Bad and Homestar, with the words "homestar runner figuringes" at the top in curved letters. The top, left corner features the "Cheap As Free" logo, and the right corner features the words "Fairly Collectible!".

Set Two: The King of Town, Homestar Running, Buckethand Strong Bad (from the Strong Bad Email new hands), The Poopsmith, and Homsar.

• Messenger Bags-
  • Homestar Runner
  • The Cheat
  • Strong Bad
  • Trogdor

• Bumper Stickers -
  • Homestar, with the words "Seriously." written beside him.
  • Trogdor the Burninator
  • Teen Girl Squad
  • Strong Bad saying "Everybody to the Limit!".

• Static Clings -
  • Strong Bad
  • The Cheat
  • Homestar
  • Trogdor

• Patches -
  • Homestarmy
  • Dangeresque
  • The Cheat Official Seal
  • Trogdor Hi-Score Club
  • Raised By A Cup Of Coffee

• Hats
  • Strong Bad billed cap
  • Homestar Runner billed cap
  • Strong Bad beanie
  • Homestar Runner beaine

• Posters
  • Homestar and Strong Bad Poster

• DVDs -
  • strongbad email.exe: The First 100 Strong Bad Emails 3-disc DVD set.

Freebies

With a certain amount of money paid for something, you get a freebie, or a free piece of merchandise.

• Orders less than $25.00 - Mini-Freebie
  • A free double-sided drink coaster. (Homestar on one side in red, Strong Bad on other in blue.)

• Orders $25.00 - $49.99 - Big Freebie
  • A sturdy key ring with a colorful vinyl adornment displaying one of several memorable images.
    • Here are a list of the keychans:

Strongbadia Stop Sign

Homestar Runner Star Logo

• Orders $50.00 - $74.99 - Jumbo Freebie
  • Free Strong Bad Patch

• Orders $75.00 - $99.99 - Ultimate Freebie
  • A set of the Series 2 Figurines.

• Orders $100.00 or more - Ultimate Jumbo Freebie
  • Both the Strong Bad Patch and Series 2 Figurines.

Other Places To Buy

According to this page, independent comic book, music/video, and other specialty shops will now have an opportunity to sell H*R merchandise. (The Brothers Chaps say that they must never have a sale on the products or have the prices lower than TBC have them marked, to keep sales good.)

If you search for Homestar Runner at Froogle, you can see H*R products being sold at various other stores.

Homestar merchandise also turns up in the occasional issue of Previews Magazine (limited on-line version can be seen here), which lists upcoming items available for purchase through local comic stores.

Fun Facts

• "We have all kinds of crazy crap" echos Bubs line from "The Best Decemberween Ever".
• From left to right, the t-shirts play the notes A-sharp, B, C-sharp, D-sharp, G-sharp, A-sharp, B-sharp/C, C-sharp, D-sharp, E, F-sharp, G-sharp, B. You play songs by moving your mouse over shirts.

External Links

• Visit the store