Balding Man
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| - | + | =Overview= | |
| + | [[Image:balding_man.png|thumb|right|100px|<small>'''This guy needs a leg up on the pile'''</small>]] | ||
| + | '''Balding Man''' is a short, middle-aged man dressed in a polo shirt and jeans. He uses a [[Wikipedia:comb over|comb-over]] to hide his advanced case of [[Wikipedia:baldness|male-pattern baldness]]; as such, he is a parody of middle-aged males. However, Balding Man's mid-life crisis seems to have ended in defeat, and he is simply resigned to his fate as a Laz-Y-Boy jockey. | ||
| - | + | ==Finances== | |
| + | Balding man's financial situation is precarious; he was NOT APPROVED and has trouble buying a home or a partially eaten [[Wikipedia:pop-tart|Pop-Tart]] as seen in [[Senor Mortgage]]. | ||
| - | He has been called the "[[Nicknames#Balding Man|Husband of the Year]]", although he is depicted as being alone. So far, the only thing the Balding Man can apparently vocalize is a long, exhausted sigh, as seen at the beginning of | + | ==In Other Words== |
| + | [[Image:balding_guys_livingroom.PNG|thumb|left|200px|<small>'''Balding Man not enjoying a [[Cold One]]'''</small>]] | ||
| + | He has been called the "[[Nicknames#Balding Man|Husband of the Year]]", although he is depicted as being alone. So far, the only thing the Balding Man can apparently vocalize is a long, exhausted sigh, as seen at the beginning of [[Senor Mortgage]] and [[Senorial Day]]. | ||
| - | == | + | ==But, Has There Been Help for this Man?== |
| + | '''Balding Man''' has been rescued ''twice'' from the depths of despair by [[Senor Cardgage|Senor Cardgage's]] talented entrepreneurship, though it is unclear if he ever achieved the "re-financin' " promised in the first ad or took advantage of Senorial Day's "vera low prices". | ||
| + | ===Complete Filmography=== | ||
| + | [[Image:Notapproved.PNG|thumb|right|200px|<small>'''Sketched balding men'''</small>]] | ||
*'''Debut:''' [[Senor Mortgage]] | *'''Debut:''' [[Senor Mortgage]] | ||
*[[Senorial Day]] | *[[Senorial Day]] | ||
[[Category: Characters]] | [[Category: Characters]] | ||
Revision as of 04:06, 21 February 2006
Overview
Balding Man is a short, middle-aged man dressed in a polo shirt and jeans. He uses a comb-over to hide his advanced case of male-pattern baldness; as such, he is a parody of middle-aged males. However, Balding Man's mid-life crisis seems to have ended in defeat, and he is simply resigned to his fate as a Laz-Y-Boy jockey.
Finances
Balding man's financial situation is precarious; he was NOT APPROVED and has trouble buying a home or a partially eaten Pop-Tart as seen in Senor Mortgage.
In Other Words
He has been called the "Husband of the Year", although he is depicted as being alone. So far, the only thing the Balding Man can apparently vocalize is a long, exhausted sigh, as seen at the beginning of Senor Mortgage and Senorial Day.
But, Has There Been Help for this Man?
Balding Man has been rescued twice from the depths of despair by Senor Cardgage's talented entrepreneurship, though it is unclear if he ever achieved the "re-financin' " promised in the first ad or took advantage of Senorial Day's "vera low prices".
Complete Filmography
- Debut: Senor Mortgage
- Senorial Day
