User:The Chort
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Hey there! I'm The Chort! No, I don't look anything like [[The Cheat]], I'm just another [[Homestar Runner (flash cartoon)|Homestar Runner]] Fan. I was bitten by the H*R bug near the end of April 2005, when I was rather bored. I decided to do a quick [http://www.google.com Google] search for more information about this Trogdor guy I had heard of. A few clicks later, <font color=red>'''BAM!'''</font color=red> I was watching [[dragon|SBEmail #51, dragon!]] Later that day, I read in the [[FAQ]] that there was this secret game that was impossible to beat. Yep, it was [[Super Kingio Bros]]. Interested, I did another Google search and <font color=red>'''KAPOW!'''</font color=red> I was addicted to the [[Main Page|HRWiki!]] I spent a ''lot'' of time editing anonymously and it was only after I had helped create [[Theme Song Video visuals]] that I decided to sign up as The Chort! Anyway, now I've bored you to death with my entire life story, on with the fun stuff! | Hey there! I'm The Chort! No, I don't look anything like [[The Cheat]], I'm just another [[Homestar Runner (flash cartoon)|Homestar Runner]] Fan. I was bitten by the H*R bug near the end of April 2005, when I was rather bored. I decided to do a quick [http://www.google.com Google] search for more information about this Trogdor guy I had heard of. A few clicks later, <font color=red>'''BAM!'''</font color=red> I was watching [[dragon|SBEmail #51, dragon!]] Later that day, I read in the [[FAQ]] that there was this secret game that was impossible to beat. Yep, it was [[Super Kingio Bros]]. Interested, I did another Google search and <font color=red>'''KAPOW!'''</font color=red> I was addicted to the [[Main Page|HRWiki!]] I spent a ''lot'' of time editing anonymously and it was only after I had helped create [[Theme Song Video visuals]] that I decided to sign up as The Chort! Anyway, now I've bored you to death with my entire life story, on with the fun stuff! | ||
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| + | I'm male and I'm 14 years old (that's just a little less than 15!). I live in England, which makes '''[[sb_email 22|this]]''' certain SBEmail very relevant to me. I spend most of my time hanging around the [[Special:Recentchanges|Recent Changes]] page, checking out all the edits, and if necessary, <font color=red>'''DESTROYING'''</font color=red> the crap ones. | ||
==Why "The Chort"?== | ==Why "The Chort"?== | ||
Revision as of 13:08, 27 July 2005
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Introduction
Hey there! I'm The Chort! No, I don't look anything like The Cheat, I'm just another Homestar Runner Fan. I was bitten by the H*R bug near the end of April 2005, when I was rather bored. I decided to do a quick Google search for more information about this Trogdor guy I had heard of. A few clicks later, BAM! I was watching SBEmail #51, dragon! Later that day, I read in the FAQ that there was this secret game that was impossible to beat. Yep, it was Super Kingio Bros. Interested, I did another Google search and KAPOW! I was addicted to the HRWiki! I spent a lot of time editing anonymously and it was only after I had helped create Theme Song Video visuals that I decided to sign up as The Chort! Anyway, now I've bored you to death with my entire life story, on with the fun stuff!
About Me
I'm male and I'm 14 years old (that's just a little less than 15!). I live in England, which makes this certain SBEmail very relevant to me. I spend most of my time hanging around the Recent Changes page, checking out all the edits, and if necessary, DESTROYING the crap ones.
Why "The Chort"?
Well, I was kind of under pressure when I was thinking of a username but then I remembered that Coach Z always pronounces The Cheat's name as "The Chort" as seen in Where's The Cheat?, mascot, crazy cartoon, impression, and rampage. But I guess you know that already. Plus, I think The Cheat is kind of cute.
Current Status
Hooray! I'm on vacation! That means that I'm able to edit everyday! However, I will be leaving to go camping in Prance soon and I will be not be available from 30th July until 15th August. See you then!
The Best of the Best Quotes
SBEmail!
"Uhdyeah, what ees it, Strong Baaaaayd?"
"Come back, Ali! Come back, Ali's sister! You two meant everything to me!"
"The System is down!"
"And the Trogdor comes in the NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!!!!!!"
"So I'm gonna have to jump!"
"I don't like food anymore!"
"DID YOU JUST SAY PARAKEET?!"
"HE'S BEHIND THE BOX! I'LL KILL YOU!! I'LL KILL ALL YOUR DOGS!!"
"ID DOH DU DUOH CRAPFULLY YOURS!"
"Yup, I totally always look awesome singing backwards metal."
Marzipan's Answering Machine!
"DaAAahhh, hello, Marzypa-yun. It's Homsar!"
"I am a pretend guy that... comes around... and...gets run over by a lawnmower blade!"
"You said you'd bake us a cake! You said you'd bake us a cake! You said you'd bake us a cake! You said you'd bake us a cake! (etc)"
Teen Girl Squad!
"LATE 360 SHOVE-IT TO BONELESS...'d!"
"FLOOR TOMMED!!!! STEP-MOMMED!!! POM-POMMED??"
"BFF carved in a tree, That stands for BAOW! FOM! FROOSH!"
Powered By The Cheat!
"I can do it! I will do it nine times."
"Hey Strong Bad, you jumped over some of my buses!"
"Get out of here, Nebulon! No one likes your style."
Puppet Stuff!
"Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow, my eyes!"
"The sun! Where? We're indoors."
"Stupid! Third! Quarter! Projection! Analysis! Spreadsheets that don't even know what you are! Rondleman... erh, where art thou?"
"Millions, I tell ya! Millions! Ohh, I'll save the company millions! I'll save bunches of money!"
20X6!/1936!
"Hey, Stickly Man. WHAAAAAAT are you doing?"
"It tastes like a #1 jam!"
"It's curtains for you!"
"Well, folks, you know what that means. Now I'll do a dance."
And the rest!
"The world is saved! I found the blue ooooones!"
"I BROUGHT YOU A CAKE!"
"I LOVE YOU, TONY STONY! NO, I LOVE YOU MORE!"
"Oh no, I think this is my favorite!"
"Greta is feeding the mouse bug spray. When will he be done for?"
