The Cheat

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Revision as of 21:30, 26 January 2005

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Anatomy by Doctor Sweet

Contents

Biography

The Cheat is quite possibly the only one of its kind. At knee-height (1' 2" et 18lb.), and covered with yellow fuzz, The Cheat presents an adorable figure that is marred only by his large gold tooth. Contrary to his looks, his temperament can be vicious, though he is fiercely loyal to Strong Mad and Strong Bad. He can play the piano, and owns an old keyboard. His other skills include flash animation and he owns his own computer, Tangerine Dreams. The Cheat also lives in The King of Town's grill (we learn this in Where's the Cheat?). And The Cheat is a mix between cheese and an anvil and reminiscent to a duck according to Strong Bad, while Homestar Runner has called him one fine looking young man and a yellow dog. It's not clear if it can be taken as truth, but Strong Bad's retelling of how he met The Cheat in flashback professes that he hatched from a giant egg containing a lifetime supply of fishsticks. He's also won sectionals for four years in a row in the "Strong Sad Lookalike contest", dressing up as Strong Sad's left leg. Unlike most people, he believes Firebert is a good commando name.

Greeting from his Character Video

{Page Title: Incredible Cheating Action!}

THE CHEAT: {subtitled} Yeah, I'm the Cheat. What are you gonna do about it? ...That's what I thought. Now let me finish. I help Strong Bad cheat at stuff. Hence, the name. Duh. I also DJ down at Bubs' on Friday nights. I'll put you on the guest list if you give me twenty bucks. I make cartoon animations with my computer. Don't ask me to make a video for your band. You guys suck! My main man Strong Mad protects me from larger predators, like being sat on by Strong Sad or Pom Pom. I've got a gold tooth. Wanna see it? Tough!

...Okay, fine. {smiles at the camera} Now turn that camera off before I throw this bust of Van Buren at it.

{throws the bust at the camera}

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