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-	= Homestar Runner Goes for The Gold! =	+	=210 Seconds (Rough Estimate)=
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-	| The following transcript has been made using unofficial sources and may have transcription errors. Read at your own risk. (Not of the risk of death, but the risk of getting the words of a dumb animal cartoon wrong.)	+
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-	{{toonnav|Big Toon|20years|2 Part Episode: Part 2|The King of Town}}	+	[[4 branches]]: '''HOMESTAR:''' Chinese b-
-	[[File:Strong_Sad_Wets_Bed.png|thumb|"The Homestar Runner Goes for The Gold!"]]	+
-	Homestar Runner and Strong Bad go and dust off some memoirs.	+	[[the chair]]: '''STRONG BAD:''' Class!
-	'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[Homestar Runner]], [[Strong Bad]], [[The Homestar Runner (storybook)]], [[Pom Pom]], [[Mr. Bland]], [[Strong Mad]], [[Tiny-Handed Strong Bad]], [[Strong Sad]], [[The Cheat]], [[Dijjery-Doo]], [[The Announcer]], [[The Grape Fairie]], [[The Fat Bee]], [[The Sneak]], [[The Prince of Town]]	+	[[what i want]]: '''MARZIPAN:''' Forgettably precious.
-	'''Places:''' [[The Field]], [[Storybook World]]	+	[[looking old]]: '''MARZIPAN:''' Up to your chin right
-	'''Date:''' [REDACTED]	+	[[strong badathlon]]: '''STRONG BAD:''' To the wrong athletes
-	'''Running time:''' 6:00	+	[[unnatural]]: '''STRONG BAD:''' Kill him? '''STRONG SAD:''' We do-
-	'''Page title:''' 20 Years	+	[[the movies]]: '''HOMESTAR:''' -tuce. Throw
-	==Transcript==	+	[[your funeral]]: '''HOMESTAR:''' Abraham Lincoln
-	''{The Field is visible in the background in full color as the foreground is pitch black with a shed to the left. The entrance of Homestar Runner's house is seen to the right in the same silhouetted fashion. Music begins playing and Homestar Runner and Strong Bad are seen leaving the house and walking towards the shed.}''	+
-	''{Zoom in full to the Shed with Homestar Runner and Strong Bad}''	+	[[from work]]: '''HOMESTAR:''' -veges. It helps
-	'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh man, Strong Bad. You're not gonna believe this thing. ''{Opens front shed door}'' Wait until you see this thing! ''{Takes out a large container, drops it in front of Strong Bad, and takes off the lid}'' This thing's gonna take a life! Blow your mind! Break your nose!	+	[[rough copy]]: '''STRONG SAD:''' -tellectual property.
-	'''STRONG BAD:''' And shut the dang up and let's see it already!	+	[[underlings]]: '''STRONG BAD:''' Get Mrs. Hard-
-	'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Okay. Um. It's um... It's right... Um... ''{starts looking back and forth frantically}''	+	[[more armies]]: '''HOMESTAR:''' Saaay
-	'''STRONG BAD:''' Homestar, did you ramble on for some long that you forgot what you were going to show me?	+	[[the paper]]: '''STRONG BAD:''' Doesn't quite
-	'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Um, no. And furthermore, ''no''. ''{looks into the container}'' And it uhm, is... ''{pulls a rubber burger out of the container}'' Squeakburger. ''{squeezes it twice}'' Burger burger.	+	[[mini-golf]]: '''STRONG BAD:''' In this infernal pl-
-	'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{looking down into the container}'' Whoa! Look at this! ''{grabs an item from the container}''	+	[[concert]]: '''STRONG BAD:''' Nope. They're a
-	''{cut to view of Strong Bad holding the book}''	+	[[hygiene]]: '''STRONG BAD:''' No matter what he does.
-	'''STRONG BAD:''' The Homestar Runner and The Brothers Strong? An unfinished second children's book by Mike and Craig?! ''{Mike's name is covered with a brown marker and Craig's name is blurred out as Strong Bad says them.}''	+	[[original]]: '''BUBS:''' B'zuh!
-	'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I've never heard of either one of them. I think those are terrible!	+	[[bike thief]]: '''STRONG BAD:''' Side of this couch
-	'''STRONG BAD:''' Come on, let's read it right dang now!	+	[[pizza joint]]: '''MAN IN PIZZA COSTUME:''' It burns!
-	''{Cut to a storybook cover of Homestar Runner standing in front of a red and yellow submarine with a white star on it.}''	+	[[slumber party]]: '''STRONG BAD:''' Can you guys start
-	'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' The Homestar Runner and the bathyscaphe. A book where I take an underwater intrigue, man. Underwater pant.	+	[[web comics]]: '''TAKE DAGGER:''' Hiya
-	''{The storybook cover bursts as a cloud}''	+	[[business trip]]: '''THE KING OF TOWN:''' Units? '''STRONG BAD:''' What
-	'''STRONG BAD:''' Uh, maybe I should read it.	+	[[yes wrestling]]: '''HOMESTAR:''' The power... of
-	''{Cut to storybook cover of Homestar Runner and the Brothers Strong}''	+	[[diorama]]: '''STRONG BAD:''' -lupe Hidalgo
-	'''STRONG BAD:''' The Homestar Runner and the Brothers Strong, aka Homestar Runner Goes for the Gold aka, old glue turns gross and brown and you let it sit around for 10 years.	+	[[nightlife]]: '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' More...more
-	''{transition to the first page of the book}''	+	[[environment]]: '''STRONG BAD:''' -pliant sticker!
-	'''STRONG BAD:''' Everyone loves the Homestar Runner. He is a terrific athlete.	+	[[winter pool]]: '''HOMESTAR:''' You're such a good
-	'''THE HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{moves up}'' Ding!	+	[[fan club]]: '''STRONG BAD:''' ''(screams)''
-	''{page turn}''	+	[[pet show]]: '''HOMESTAR:''' Potion. A taste
-	'''STRONG BAD:''' Tomorrow is the annual triathalon. ''{cut to a scene with Pom Pom, Homestar Runner, and Mr. Bland all practicing}'' Homestar Runner and his team, the All-Stars ''{says All-Stars sluggishly and the respective words sink on the page}'' is practicing as we speak.	+	[[licensed]]: (Strong Bad slides) '''STRONG BAD:''' What's
-	'''THE HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Whistle live, Pom Pom! ''{blows his whistle}'' Come on guys! Whistle to the max! ''{blows his whistle multiple times}''	+	[[buried]]: '''BUBS:''' Is! '''STRONG SAD:''' Uh
-	''{Cut to Strong Mad, Tiny-Handed Strong Bad, and Strong Sad in the field with the [[Jam Box]].}''	+	[[shapeshifter]]: '''COACH Z:''' Coming to your concession
-	'''STRONG BAD:''' The Homestar Runner's rivals, Strong Bad, Strong Mad, and Strong Sad ''{says Strong Sad sluggishly and the respective words on the page sink}'' are having a hot team meeting.	+	[[rated]]: '''BUBS:''' Bake sale!
-	'''TINY-HANDED STRONG BAD:''' Strong Sad. You are too weak. You must be replaced by... ''{The Cheat walks up from the right and makes a The Cheat noise}'' Dijjery-Doo! ''{Dijjery-Doo walks up from the right side as The Cheat makes a displeased noise}''	+	[[specially marked]]: ''(The [[Deleted]] buzzer, and a message reading "SBEMAIL 194 IS NOT INCLUDED BECAUSE IT DOES NOT HAVE A 194th SECOND")''
-	''{Cut back to Homestar Runner and Strong Bad reading the storybook in The Storybook Field}''	+	[[love poems]]: '''HOMESTAR:''' Apples!
-	'''STRONG BAD:''' The heck is Dijjery-Doo?	+	[[hiding]]: '''STRONG BAD:''' Coma!
-	'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I tried to warn ya. I washed my hands before this whole affair.	+	[[your edge]]: '''STRONG BAD:''' Where'd you check?
-	'''STRONG BAD:''' I guess he looks ''kinda'' cool. Maybe he'll turn out all right.	+	[[magic trick]]: '''STRONG BAD:''' But now, not only does
-	''{Cut back to the storybook with Tiny-Handed Strong Bad and Dijjery-Doo}''	+	[[being mean]]: '''HUNGRY SHARK:''' Makes me wanna
-	'''DIJJERY-DOO:''' Hey Strong Bad. I just want to say how happy I am to be a part of the team. And the ah! ''{Dijjery-Doo's right tooth falls out as both Dijjery-Doo and Tiny-Handed Strong Bad look at it}''	+	[[email thunder]]: ''(Strong Bad runs out of Homestar's computer room)''
-	'''TINY-HANDED STRONG BAD:''' I'm immediately regretting this decision.	+	[[hremail3184]]: '''COACH Z:''' Bad! I was gonna
-	'''STRONG BAD:''' Said uncharacteristically candid Strong Bad.	+	[[imaginary]]: '''LIL' STRONG BAD:''' -ti! I'd like you to meet
-	''{Cut to the All-Stars training as Strong Sad walks dejectedly in the foreground}''	+	[[independent]]: '''STRONG BAD:''' Solid gold sc-
-	'''STRONG BAD:''' Rejected, Strong Sad moped pass the All-Stars.	+	[[dictionary]]: '''STRONG BAD:''' To Z
-	'''THE HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' What's ''{blows his whistle multiple times}'' wrong? ''{blows his whistle even more}''	+	[[videography]]: '''STRONG BAD:''' ''(chuckles)''
-	'''STRONG BAD:''' Said the greatest communicator on the planet.	+	[[sbemail206]]: '''ANNOUNCER:''' For all your consummate
-	''{cut to close-up shot with just Strong Sad and The Homestar Runner}''	+	[[too cool]]: '''STRONG BAD:''' Mysteriously with no return
-	'''STRONG SAD:''' My brothers kicked me off the team and replaced me with Dijj—	+	[[The Next April Fools Thing]]: '''STRONG BAD:''' -low lives, and this
-	'''THE HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{interrupting}'' Yeah, yeah. We know all that. Chin up and start getting ready for next year.	+	[[parenting]]: '''THE KING OF TOWN:''' I've got this seven-
-	''{cut to wider shot of the All-Stars walking to the right}''	+	[[robots]]: '''STRONG BAD:''' -es? Just make someth-
-	'''STRONG BAD:''' said The Homestar Runner as they left to compete.	+	---
-	''{cut to a silhouetted shot of everybody at the starting line}''	+	{{film|Suudsu}} {{film|Jhonka}} {{film|Stop sign}}
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-	'''STRONG BAD:''' All the teams lined up for the first event. ''{cut to shot of the banner above the starting line}'' Running!	+
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-	'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I'm getting chills to see how I dominated this one!	+
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-	''{pan down to the starting line with just Pom Pom and Strong Mad}''	+
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-	'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Wait, what? ''{music stops}'' Pom Pom?	+
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-	''{cut back to Homestar Runner and Strong Bad reading the book in The Field}''	+
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-	'''STRONG BAD:''' I'm more worried about how this is clearly roller-skating. Is that what they called running in the mid-nineties?	+
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-	'''THE ANNOUNCER:''' Ready! Set! ''{Strong Mad starts skating}'' Go! ''{Pom Pom starts skating}''	+
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-	'''STRONG BAD:''' Strong Mad gets an early lead. And wins!	+
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-	''{Cut to a scoreboard}''	+
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-	'''STRONG BAD:''' After the first time, the Strong Stars have a lead. ''{The Grape Fairie appears and changes the Strong Star's score to 1}'' On to the next event: ''{Cut to The Homestar Runner and Tiny-Handed Strong Bad at the pool}'' Swimming! ''{Cut to The Homestar Runner on his submarine}'' The Homestar Runner wins! What?!	+
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-	''{Cut back to Homestar Runner and Strong Bad in The Field}''	+
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-	'''STRONG BAD:''' You get a friggin' submarine and all's I get is a fish crammed through my head?	+
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-	'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Yeah, you know. Standard Collegiate Swimming Rules. Please chant them.	+
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-	''{Cut to the Grape Fairie with a giant scroll with the title "Standard Collegiate Swimming Rules"}	+
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-	'''THE GRAPE FAIRIE:''' Rule 1: The Homestar Runner gets a state-of-the-art bathyscaphe-type situation. Rule 2: Strong Bad... fish crammed through his head.	+
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-	'''STRONG BAD:''' Now his team is even with Strong Bad's team. Whoever wins the last event gets the gold!	+
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-	''{Cut to The Storybook Field with a banner above it reading "Flying!". Mr. Bland and Dijjery-Doo and seen, with Mr. Bland a pair of wings and Dijjery-Doo a small propeller.}	+
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-	'''STRONG BAD:''' Everyone's ready for the flying event! ''{Cut to a close-up of Mr. Bland as The Cheat walks up to him}'' Suddenly, Strong Bad's minion ''{The Cheat makes agreeing noises}'' The Sneak, ''{The Old-Timey The Sneak, with no storybook stylizing, walks up in front of The Cheat in front of Mr. Bland with a wooden baseball bat in his mouth. The Cheat walks away angrily.}'' cripples Mr. Bland. ''{Mr. Bland and The Sneak devolve into a fighting cloud of dust as The Sneak emerges fine and Mr. Bland badly injured and his wings beaten up}'' Everyone else takes off. ''{Dijjery-Doo's propeller begins to turn and he abruptly takes off}''	+
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-	''{cut to Pom Pom and The Homestar Runner looking at the crippled Mr. Bland}''	+
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-	'''STRONG BAD:''' What will the All-Stars do?	+
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-	''{cut to The Homestar Runner in the foreground and Strong Sad in the background}''	+
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-	'''THE HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Strong Sad, come take these broken wings ''{holds up Mr. Bland's broken wings}'' and learn how to fly.	+
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-	''{There is a white flash as it cuts back to before The Homestar Runner says his line to Strong Sad}''	+
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-	'''THE HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Strong Sad, you've got to fly. ''{holds up Mr. Bland's broken wings}'' Fly to the angels.	+
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-	''{There is a white flash as it cuts back to before The Homestar Runner says his line to Strong Sad}''	+
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-	'''THE HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Strong Sad, you're motoring. ''{holds up Mr. Bland's broken wings}'' What's your price for flight?	+
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-	'''STRONG BAD:''' said Homestar.	+
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-	''{cut to a team picture of Pom Pom, Strong Sad, and The Homestar Runner}''	+
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-	'''STRONG BAD:''' Strong Sad was now an All-Star! They were back in business. ''{cut to a silhouette of The Field as Strong Sad and Dijjery-Doo are both in the sky flying}'' Strong Sad was making all kinds of ground. He sure has a knack for this flying stuff.	+
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-	'''STRONG SAD:''' I'm ''glad'' that I'm flying! ''{Strong Sad suddenly sports long legs with red heels, akin to Strong Glad's design}'' Woo-hoo!	+
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-	'''TINY-HANDED STRONG BAD:''' Eww!	+
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-	'''{Cut to The Homestar Runner}''	+
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-	'''THE HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Um... no. Just no.	+
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-	''{Coach Z pops up from the side of the screen}''	+
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-	'''COACH Z:''' I am into this!	+
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-	''{Cut to Bubs}''	+
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-	'''BUBS:''' I don't like it! And I am now in this book.	+
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-	''{Cut back to the cover of Homestar Runner and The Brothers Strong as a sticker reading "now with 100% more Bubs!" is slapped onto it}''	+
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-	''{Cut back to Dijjery-Doo in the sky}''	+
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-	'''STRONG BAD:''' Dijjery-Doo was being passed by the high-flying Strong Sad.	+
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-	'''TINY-HANDED STRONG BAD:''' Dijjery do something, Dijjery-Doo.	+
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-	'''STRONG BAD:''' said master wordsmith Strong Bad. ''{cut back to Dijjery-Doo}'' He made a last-ditch effort to sabotage the All-Stars.	+
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-	'''DIJJERY-DOO:''' Okay, Strong Bad. I've got ''{pulls out a red and yellow missile}'' this little thing here. Oh! ''{Dijjery-Doo fumbles with the missile as his right tooth falls out as he falls from the sky with the missile in his hands.}	+
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-	''{cut to Tiny-Handed Strong Bad looking up as Dijjery-Doo's disembodied right-tooth penetrates his forehead and he falls on his back. Dijjery-Doo lands on top of Tiny-Handed Strong Bad as the missile subsequently explodes. Dijjery-Doo's propellor is destroyed and part of Tiny-Handed Strong Bad's head is blown off.}	+
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-	'''STRONG BAD:''' Dijjery-Doo's plan backfired. ''{music stops}'' Uh, yeah, you think? You sure you didn't want to use any more adjectives there? Like, catastrophically head-chunkularly ''{both words are are added to the book in Strong Bad's handwriting}'' backfired? Maybe?	+
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-	''{cut to the scoreboard as The Grape Fairie raises the All-Star's score to 2}''	+
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-	'''STRONG BAD:''' The All-Stars win! ''{cut to the whole storybook crew as Strong Sad stands in the middle with a medallion and glamerous legs}'' Getting the gold for The Homestar Runner changed Strong Sad. He is now Strong Glad. ''{the music in the background raises in volume as Strong Sad begins to dance. The rest of the storybook characters begin to back away}''	+
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-	''{cut to Homestar Runner and Strong Bad in The Field reading the storybook}''	+
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-	'''STRONG BAD:''' Yo, is this gonna leave Strong Sad with those... ''{his mouth trembles}'' those...	+
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-	'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' HLLs? Hot Lady Legs? Yeah. I told you it was terrible!	+
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-	'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah, that piece of masking tape knows what it's talking about. That was some premium grade-a ''{cut to masking tape with the words "old H*R crap" written on it}'' old Homestar Runner crap.	+
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-	'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Well, hey, look! ''{holds up whistle}'' I found my old whistle! ''{makes whistle sounds, but not with the whistle}''	+
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-	'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah, uh, I don't think you're using that right.	+
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-	'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{continues to make more whistle noises}'' And so dings a new era in Homestar Runner talk! ''{makes more whistle noises}''	+
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-	'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh...	+
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-	''{Homestar Runner makes more whistle noises as he walks off-screen to the right}''	+
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-	'''STRONG BAD:''' Fantastic.	+
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-	''{cut to silhouette of the shed and the house as Homestar Runner walks to his house while making whistle noises}''	+
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-	'''STRONG BAD:''' I sure hope this continues for the next 20 years. ''{Homestar peeks out of his house making more whistle noises}''	+
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-	''{cut to the Homestar Runner logo with the star replaced with a whistle and the numbers "1996—2016" below it. The logo moves as Homestar Runner makes more whistle noises}''	+
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-	==Fun Facts==	+
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-	===Explanations===	+
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-	===Trivia===	+
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-	===Remarks===	+
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-	===Inside References===	+
-	*Strong Sad's line "I'm glad that I'm flying!" is a reference to the "[[I'm Sad That...|I'm sad that I'm flying]]" inside joke.	+
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-	===Real World References===	+
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-	===Fast-Forward===	+
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-	==YouTube Version==	+
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-	==External links==	+
-	{{extlinks|20years|swf=20years|youtube=O6wfCqAsB3A}}	+
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-	=Fancy Suits=	+
-	[[File:strong sad tuxedo.png|200px|thumb|"Then I've got to go stand around in this tuxedo..."]]	+
-	While most residents in the Homestar Runner universe typically wear casual clothing, there are instances where characters will '''wear formal suit jackets'''.	+
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-	==Appearances==	+
-	===Homestar Runner Characters===	+
-	*[[The Announcer]] is always seen in a purple suit jacket or a black tuxedo jacket.	+
-	*[[Main Page 11]] &mdash; Homestar wears a blue suit jacket.	+
-	*[[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]] &mdash; Homsar wears a black suit jacket and a red tie as part of his costume.	+
-	*Email [[stand-up]] &mdash; During the talent show, Strong Bad wore a fake tuxedo T-Shirt.	+
-	*Email [[sb_email 22]] &mdash; The Cheat wears a suit as Strong Bad's public relations advisor.	+
-	*[[Ballad of The Sneak]] &mdash; [[The Barbershop Trio]] all wear suit jackets. They appear again in [[Fish Eye Lens]].	+
-	*Email [[different town]] (Easter egg) &mdash; [[Eh Steve!]] wears a tuxedo in a drawing by [[Lem Sportsinterviews]].	+
-	*Email [[rampage]] &mdash; Strong Bad wears a black suit jacket as a part of his legal rampage.	+
-	*Email [[modeling]] &mdash; Strong Bad poses with a black suit jacket and purple shirt.	+
-	*[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]] &mdash; [[Arrow'd Guy]] is seen wearing a cyan suit jacket while proposing to [[The Ugly One]].	+
-	*Email [[senior prom]] &mdash; Homestar wears a black tuxedo for the senior prom and all members of [[All the King's Men!]] wear blue tuxedo jackets.	+
-	*[[Halloween Awards Show]] &mdash; Bubs is shown wearing a black tuxedo jacket and a [[Wikipedia:Dickey (garment)|tuxedo front]].	+
-	*Email [[your funeral]] &mdash; Homestar wears a black suit jacket and tie for Strong Bad's funeral.	+
-	*Email [[rough copy]] &mdash; The Cheat wears a suit as Strong Bad's lawyer.	+
-	*Email [[business trip]] &mdash; The Cheat wears a suit for his framed company portrait.	+
-	*Email [[hremail3184]] &mdash; Strong Sad is shown wearing a black tuxedo.	+
-	*[[I Killed Pom Pom]] &mdash; Strong Bad wears a dark gray suit as part of his Mac Tonight costume.	+
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-	===Wiki Users===	+
-	*[[User:Gfdgsgxgzgdrc]] &mdash; [[G]]-[[M'n|m']][[Special:WhatLinksHere/The Thnikkaman|n]] [[Tucker Donaldson|likes]] [[Special:Scramble/Stave it Off Guy|pop]] tarts, but [[not]] pop [[Special:Upload|tarts]] on [[Special:UserLogout|his]] tuxedo suit[[Comma|.]]	+
-	**Gfdgsgxgzgdrc got pop tarts on his tuxedo suit in this one cartoon [[BWAHAHA This page does not exist.|<span style="color:blue">Gfd's Great Pop Tart Tuxedo Suit Adventure</span>]].	+
-	*[[User:Purple Wrench]] &mdash; Purple Wrench would sponsor a line of suits fitted for various kinds of wrenches. This would make it impossible to say that wrenches cannot wear suits.	+
-	*[[User:Catjaz63]] &mdash; When Catjaz wears a suit, he is called ''[[Special:MyPage|Business Catjaz]]''.	+
-	*[[User:RickTommy]] &mdash; Rick wears a suit, but Tommy doesn't.	+
-	*[[User:JoeyDay]] &mdash; Joey only wears tuxedo suits on special occasions and holidays (like Joey Day, for example).	+
-	*[[User:The Knights Who Say Ni]] &mdash; Knights usually don't wear tuxedos.	+
-	*[[User:Mee]] &mdash; /me had only ever heard "dickie" in reference to that shirt front. But don't treat him as an authority on fancy clothing.	+
-	*[[User:SRMX12]] &mdash; He wears a tuxedo whenever he goes to a fancy dress ball. However, he hasn't gone to any yet.	+
-	*[[User:DeFender1031]] &mdash; Sometimes he DeFends his tuxedo suit, 1,031 times.	+
-	*[[User:DorianGray]] &mdash; "Dorian" wears "Gray" (tuxedos).	+
-	*[[User:Im man]]	+
-	*[[User:Espemon333]]	+
-	*[[User:Jay]]	+
-	*[[User:Has Matt?]]	+
-	*[[User:Invisible Robot Fish]]	+
-	*[[Special:Contributions/Willy on Wheels|User:Willy on Wheels]] &mdash; Wears a tuxedo suit ON WHEELS!	+
-	*[[Special:Contributions/NSMC vandal|User:NSMC vandal]]	+
-	*[[HRW:S|HRWiki:Sandbox]] &mdash; Don't fake the funk [[G|on a nasty dunk]]!	+
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-	==Gallery==	+
-	<gallery>	+
-	File:announcer tie.PNG|First fancy suit on the site!	+
-	File:main11.png|Homestar Runner Action News!	+
-	File:Homsar Wimpy.PNG|"I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for some candy today!"	+
-	File:littlestrongbadstandup.png|"Is it cardboard or is it pizza?"	+
-	File:Cheatsuit.png|The Junior Executive Of Not Having To Go On Pointless Business Trips	+
-	File:barbershop trio.PNG|[some image caption]	+
-	File:ehsteven.png|Eh! Steven!	+
-	File:Arrowed II.PNG|Arrowed II!	+
-	</gallery>	+
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-	''This gallery is '''incomplete'''. You can help and stuff by expanding it.''	+
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-	=Background Emails=	+
-	Occasionally, '''a [[Strong Bad Email]] will be seen in the background''' of a [[Toons|toon]] and not be acknowledged or explained. These include emails that were sent to [[Strong Bad]] as well as responses to emails that it seems that Strong Bad has typed.	+
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-	==Appearances==	+
-	<!-- Don't think these are in the right order. -->	+
-	*Email [[personal favorites]] &mdash; In two [[Easter egg]]s, two unanswered emails are shown on Strong Bad's computers.	+
-	<blockquote class="tandy email">Dear Strong Bad,<br />	+
-	<br />	+
-	Are you are real wrestle-man? I'm hope that u r.<br />	+
-	-Pred	+
-	</blockquote>	+
-	<blockquote class="email">Sup Strong Bad,<br />	+
-	Do that thing you do that one time. I<br />	+
-	wasn't watching and I missed it.<br />	+
-	Forever young,<br />	+
-	Zebbadee	+
-	</blockquote>	+
-	*Email [[2 emails]] &mdash; During the fast-foward, Strong Bad is seen [[DELETED!|deleting]] an email on the [[Compy 386]].	+
-	<blockquote class="short compy email">Hey Strongbad.<br />	+
-	I was just wondering what you<br />	+
-	thought of Delaware.<br />	+
-	<br />	+
-	Danny	+
-	</blockquote>	+
-	*Email [[the paper]] &mdash; During the flashback showing past experiences with [[The Paper]], several emails are seen in the background.	+
-	<blockquote class="short compy email">	+
-	a> See there Tompo,<br>	+
-	wasted youth. I<br>	+
-	six or eleven	+
-	</blockquote>	+
-	<blockquote class="short compy email">	+
-	a> Kick the booty all day long, I<br>	+
-	say. But, ya know, maybe not.	+
-	</blockquote>	+
-	<blockquote class="lappy email" style="background-image: none">	+
-	]Look, Darius, if you want me to eat a Philly cheesesteak<br />	+
-	instead of answering an email this week, you got it. No<br />	+
-	skin off my back. I'll eat a couple-a Tastykakes while I'm<br />	+
-	at it, too. Now, if you'll excuse me, I gotta skee-dat.	+
-	</blockquote>	+
-	*[[DNA Evidence]] &mdash; While [[Homestar Runner]] is in the [[computer room]], an email is shown on the [[Lappy 486]].	+
-	<blockquote class="email" style="background-image:none">	+
-	Hi. Yeah, go ahead and very safely enter most of your<br>	+
-	credit card numbers onto this Lappy. It will safen it all<br>	+
-	out.<br>	+
-	<br>	+
-	Thanks,<br>	+
-	The Strong Badagement	+
-	</blockquote>	+
-	*[[The Homestar Runner Gets Something Stuck In His Craw]] &mdash; When Strong Bad finishes reading the story, text is shown on the [[Compy 386]] in the background.	+
-	<blockquote class="compy email">	+
-	a>So there you have it Mondy. That's<br/>	+
-	why I always wear leaky boots to<br/>	+
-	thrift stores and real<br/>	+
-	estate seminars. Don't you<br/>	+
-	wish you could too?	+
-	</blockquote>	+
-	<!-- Add any others you think of-- I don't think I got all of 'ems -->	+
-		+
-	{{clear}}	+
-		+
-	=For To=	+
-	The phrase "'''for to'''" is sometimes said by the peoples... and stuff.	+
-		+
-	==Appearances==	+
-	*[[Store Thank You Messages]] &mdash; The page title is "Thank you so much for to buying our crap!!".	+
-	*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 8.0]] &mdash; [[Strong Bad]] mentions that he's waiting in the bushes "for to give <nowiki>[</nowiki>[[Marzipan]]<nowiki>]</nowiki> the million punches in the face".	+
-	*[[slumber party]] (DVD Commentary) &mdash; [[Matt Chapman]] says "For to take slumber".<!--This needs to be reworded. A lot.-->	+
-	*[[Strong Bad Classics!]] &mdash; The Porridge Maiden catches an ocelot "for to sup".	+
-		+
-	==See Also==	+
-	*[[Might Could]]	+
-	*[[Deliberately Poor English]]	+
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-	{{clear}}	+
-	{{clear}}	+
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-		+
-	= kitchen appliances =	+
-		+
-	[[Image:BlenderComputer.png|thumb|"I could julienne a phone book into a metal can!"]]	+
-		+
-	{{aboutemail}} {{for|Strong Bad's kitchen appliance computers in [[sbemail206]]|Items#Strong Bad's Kitchen Appliances}}	+
-		+
-	Strong Bad and Homestar check an email together about what kitchen appliance they would be.	+
-		+
-	'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[Gavin]], [[Strong Bad]], [[Homestar Runner]], [[The King of Town]], Food Processor, [[Coach Z]], [[Marzipan]]	+
-		+
-	'''Places:''' [[Computer Room]]	+
-		+
-	'''Computer:''' [[Lappy 486]]	+
-		+
-	'''Date:''' Monday, September 26, 2005	+
-		+
-	'''Running Time:''' 2:21	+
-		+
-	'''Page Title:''' Lappy 486	+
-		+
-	'''DVD:''' [[strongbad_email.exe Disc Five]]	+
-		+
-	==Transcript==	+
-	''{Cut to the Lappy. Gavin is crawling on the screen. The lights are out. Strong Bad is not present. The lights suddenly turn on and Gavin crawls away.}''	+
-		+
-	'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Walks in}'' Ahem. ''{out of key}'' Email song that's really GREeaat?!	+
-		+
-	''{The Lappy buzzes and displays "ERROR - insufficient email song."}''	+
-		+
-	'''STRONG BAD:''' What?! Must be outta practice. Okay, here goes... song is long, is long, is long, is song is an email song.	+
-		+
-	''{A "thump" is heard and the lappy shakes.}''	+
-		+
-	'''STRONG BAD:''' Well, sorry! Jeez! You don't have to get violent.	+
-		+
-	''{Some more thumps.}''	+
-		+
-	'''STRONG BAD:''' Wait a minute, what is that?!	+
-		+
-	''{Cut to wide.}''	+
-		+
-	''{Homestar Runner has made a small shanty underneath the desk. A sign says "Homestar's Place." Homestar has a  juice box skewered on a stick and is roasting it over a flashlight.}''	+
-		+
-	'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh hey, Strong Bad. Juice box?	+
-		+
-	'''STRONG BAD:''' Homestar! Since when did I say you could take up residence underneath my sbemail desk?!	+
-		+
-	'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, well, you hadn't used it in so long I just figured... you know... squatter's rights.	+
-		+
-	'''STRONG BAD:''' I'm about to squat on your rights if you don't get outta here, you filthy hobo!	+
-		+
-	''{Homestar stands up}''	+
-		+
-	'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Aw, come on, Mr. Roper! I could help out around the house! I'm a real super athlete. You oughta see me climb and stuff. Maybe you should introduce me to&mdash;	+
-		+
-	'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah, alright shut up. I suppose I could use your help. The Lappy's broken and it says I need some bozo to sing it an email song or else I can't check-a my email.	+
-		+
-	'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Ooh! Email songs are my forte. Or perhaps my fiftay!	+
-		+
-	''{Cut to Lappy. Both Homestar and Strong Bad's heads are reflected into the screen.}''	+
-		+
-	'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Ya gotta, email ding-dong ding-dong, I wanna, email ding-dong ding-dong, I gotta&mdash;.	+
-		+
-	''{The Lappy displays "Close enough" and the email comes up.}''	+
-		+
-	<blockquote class="lappy email">	+
-	<div>subject: kitchen appliance</div>	+
-	Dear STRONG BAD!!!<br \>	+
-	If you could be a kitchen appliance what would it be? and why?<br />	+
-	waiting in  anticipation.<br / >	+
-	Victoria AUS</blockquote>	+
-		+
-	''{They both start reading at the same time.}''	+
-		+
-	'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, one at a time!	+
-		+
-	'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, okay.	+
-		+
-	''{Strong Bad starts reading the email from the beginning. Homestar does too, at the same time, albeit in a higher voice.}''	+
-		+
-	'''STRONG BAD:''' Stoopface! Look, I'll tell ya what. We'll alternate words. Dear...	+
-		+
-	'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Dear... I mean, STRONG!	+
-		+
-	'''STRONG BAD:''' BAD!	+
-		+
-	''{This continues. Homestar reads "Victoria". Strong Bad says:}''	+
-		+
-	'''STRONG BAD:''' from austree-alia-lenberger combo. Well, Vicky&mdash;	+
-		+
-	'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' &mdash; you worthless sack o' crap!	+
-		+
-	'''STRONG BAD:''' Homestar, no! She might be slightly attractive...or loaded.	+
-		+
-	'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Just tryin' to help.	+
-		+
-	''{Homestar's head leaves the screen.}''	+
-		+
-	'''STRONG BAD:''' Well, Vischyssoise, who hasn't spent romantic nights in front of the fireplace, gazing into that special someone's eyes, talking about what kitchen appliance they would be? I had ''{small cough}'' girlfriend in ''{small cough}'' college that used to want to be a panini press. In fact that was her name I think. Good ol', hot ol' Panini Press. But I always saw myself as a beigish-tan 200 cc food processor called the Oh-bliterator Thousand! I'd look as much like me as a food processor possibly could.	+
-		+
-	''{Cut to a beige food processor.}''	+
-		+
-	'''STRONG BAD:''' ...which apparently isn't very much. i'd have four my-mouth colored buttons labelled puree, frappe&mdash;	+
-		+
-	'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Crushe, smushe, and offe. ''{The buttons appear as he says them.}''	+
-		+
-	'''STRONG BAD:''' Potatoes would curly-cue themselves at the very sight of me! I could julienne a phonebook into a metal can. And maybe turn whatsit into gold!	+
-		+
-	''{Cut to the King of Town sitting in his castle, watching TV. He spit-takes.}''	+
-		+
-	'''KING OF TOWN:''' EXCUSE ME?!	+
-		+
-	''{Cut to the Oh-bliterator Thousand on a counter}''	+
-		+
-	'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{offscreen}'' It would have cool flames all on it and gashuffers comin' out of the sides, and shoot lasers at hot girls!	+
-		+
-	''{Cool flames and gashuffers appear on it. It shoots lasers, and there are some female screams.}''	+
-		+
-	'''STRONG BAD:''' Homestar, NO! ''{Cut to the Computer Room}'' You don't need to go all Strong Bad on this one. No lasers this time!	+
-		+
-	'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Cool flames!!	+
-		+
-	'''STRONG BAD:''' BEIGISH TAN!!	+
-		+
-	'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' GASHUFFERS!!	+
-		+
-	''{Cut to the Oh-bliterator Thousand. A mouth and eyes appear on the food processor.}''	+
-		+
-	'''FOOD PROCESSOR:''' STOP FIGHTING! STOP FIGHTING! ALL YOU GUYS EVER DO ANYMORE IS FIGHT! AND I'M SICK OF IT! I'M GOING TO MY ROOM!	+
-		+
-	''{It storms off the counter. Cut to the computer room.}''	+
-		+
-	'''STRONG BAD:''' Woah. Guess we upset our imaginary food processor stepson.	+
-		+
-	'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, he's just going through a phase. AND NO INTENDO, YOUNG MAN! YOU HEAR ME?!	+
-		+
-	''{A yellow explosion shape pops up that reads "That's Right!"}''	+
-		+
-	'''STRONG BAD:''' That's right! You get the Oh-bliterator, the cleaning kit, and the interesting branch all for only 20 low payments of 4 easy installments!	+
-		+
-	''{The objects appear as he says them.}''	+
-		+
-	'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, I'd be a fork! ''{Cut to a fork against a blue background.}'' A taped up fork! ''{Tape covers the fork.}'' A brown taped up fork! ''{The fork turns brown.}'' We'd live right next to each other on Mother Goose's countertop! We would alternate words while reciting clever rhymes that help kids remember to do their chores.	+
-		+
-	''{It shows them on a counter top in their kitchen appliance forms.}''	+
-		+
-	'''HOMESTAR AND STRONG BAD:''' ''{Alternating, with Strong Bad starting and ending}'' Make your bed, or you'll be dead, by morning.	+
-		+
-	''{A green plastic bag sealer bounces onscreen and repeats, higher:}''	+
-		+
-	'''COACH Z:''' By morning!	+
-		+
-	''{Cut to Marzipan}''	+
-		+
-	'''MARZIPAN:''' Excuse me!	+
-		+
-	''{Cut to Strong Bad, Homestar, and Coach Z crammed on the kitchen counter in various ways.}''	+
-		+
-	'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, hey, Marzipan, we was just uh, looking<br>	+
-	'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' out<br>	+
-	'''STRONG BAD:''' from<br>	+
-	'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' within<br>	+
-	'''COACH Z:''' ourselves?!	+
-		+
-	'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{in a sarcastic tone}'' I really don't know why you guys don't have girlfriends.	+
-		+
-	'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' But what about&mdash;?	+
-		+
-	'''MARZIPAN:''' You heard me.	+
-		+
-	''{[[The Paper]] comes down}''	+
-		+
-	==Easter Eggs==	+
-	*Click on Homestar's head at the end to see the kitchen appliance variations. (Strong Bad as the Oh-bliterator Thousand, Homestar's version of the Oh-Bliterator Thousand, the mouth and eyes on the Oh-bliterator Thousand, Homestar as the brown taped-up fork, and Coach Z as the plastic sealer bag.)	+
-	*Click on Strong Bad's mouth to see a commercial:	+
-	:''{Cut to a burger shaped like Australia}''	+
-	:'''ANNOUNCER:''' ''{In a fast-speaking, quiet voice}'' Try the austree-alia-lenburger combo. For a limited time, pay ten dollars and eighty-nine cents. This isn't one of our best burgers. I wouldn't recommend it. Comes with fries and a milkshake. Certain children get prizes.	+
-		+
-	==Fun Facts==	+
-	===Explanations===	+
-	*The lights are off and Gavin is shown on the Lappy because [[Acknowledged Update Delays|it had been 7 weeks]] since the [[lady...ing|previous Strong Bad Email]].	+
-	**There was a similar occurrence of this in the email [[army]].	+
-	*[[Wikipedia:Vichyssoise|Vichyssoise]] is a thick soup made of puréed leeks, onions, potatoes, cream, and chicken stock.	+
-		+
-	===Trivia===	+
-	*The label so the disk in the floppy disk container reads "[[Floppy Disk Container#low G man|low G man]]".	+
-	*The email heavily [[Acknowledged Update Delays|acknowledges the seven-week delay]] since the previous email.	+
-	*Marzipan [[Homestar Runner and Marzipan's Relationship#Homestar and Marzipan Breaking Up|broke up]] with Homestar at the end of the email.	+
-		+
-	===Remarks===	+
-	*Clicking on Gavin at the beginning of the email still makes the [[Lappy 486]] respond with the ripple effect, as if you were clicking directly on the screen.	+
-		+
-	===Goofs===	+
-	*When Strong Bad turns around to see Homestar under his desk, his laces disappear for one frame.	+
-	*When the food processor storms off the counter, he disappears just before the scene changes.	+
-	*When Homestar and Strong Bad start fighting, the words 'Lappy 486' are further to the left than usual.	+
-		+
-	===Inside References===	+
-	*[[Strong Bad]] mentions having a [[Strong Bad's Ladies|girlfriend]] in [[college]].	+
-	*Strong Bad as a food processor could maybe turn [[whatsit]] into [[gold]].	+
-	*The burger commercial Easter egg is similar to the Homestar Jr. commercial from [[Where's The Cheat?]]. The phrase "Certain children get prizes" is from that toon.	+
-		+
-	===Real-World References===	+
-	*The email contains a reference to [[Nintendo]].	+
-	*[[Wikipedia:Stanley Roper|Mr. Roper]] was the hard-nosed landlord in ''[[Wikipedia:Three's Company|Three's Company]]''.	+
-		+
-	===Fast Forward===	+
-	*Homestar roasting a juicebox will later end up as part of [[4 branches]], but using a real fire instead of a flashlight.	+
-		+
-	== DVD Version ==	+
-	*The DVD version features creators' commentary. To access it, switch your DVD player's audio language selection while watching.	+
-		+
-	===Commentary Transcript===	+
-		+
-	'''MIKE:''' ''{while Gavin is on the Lappy}'' Looks like we took a long break after this&mdash; ''before'' this one, not after this one.	+
-		+
-	'''MATT:''' We may have taken one ''after'' it too. ''{pause}'' Gavin&mdash; When Gavin shows up on your doorstep&mdash; ''darkens'' your doorstep. ''{pause}'' Talk about it, Mike.	+
-		+
-	'''MIKE:''' Uh... it's early in the morning for us today. ''{Matt laughs}'' It's our first commentary of the day.	+
-		+
-	'''MATT:''' Uh, so... uh, we uh, thought about, uh... when we made this&mdash;	+
-		+
-	'''MIKE:''' ''{simultaneously}'' Making a... a geddup noise email, instead.	+
-		+
-	'''MATT:''' Right.	+
-		+
-	'''MIKE:''' ...when we made this.	+
-		+
-	'''MATT:''' We should... we should do that sometime.	+
-		+
-	'''MIKE:''' Make a geddup noise email.	+
-		+
-	''{pause}''	+
-		+
-	'''MIKE:''' Is&mdash; Is he going to eat that juice box?	+
-		+
-	'''MATT:''' ''{laughs}'' So, um... what kitchen appliance would you be, Mike?	+
-		+
-	'''MIKE:''' I would be a... not&mdash; b&mdash; I ''don't know'', Mike!	+
-		+
-	'''MATT:''' Yeah, uh, I would be, like, a refridgerator. Or maybe a microwave.	+
-		+
-	''{short pause}''	+
-		+
-	'''MATT:''' Good ol' Panini Press.	+
-		+
-	'''MIKE:''' ''{overlapping Matt, indistinguishable}''	+
-		+
-	'''MATT:''' We, um&mdash; We were originally going to... animate the potatoes curly-cuing themselves at the sight of the Oh-bliterator.	+
-		+
-	'''MIKE:''' I&mdash; we didn't know how to illustrate that.	+
-		+
-	''{pause}''	+
-		+
-	'''MATT:''' Go&mdash;	+
-		+
-	'''MIKE:''' Ah&mdash; say something, Matt!	+
-		+
-	'''MATT:''' Uh, baseball!	+
-		+
-	'''MIKE:''' Okay, that's uh, some&mdash;	+
-		+
-	'''MATT:''' Lemke!	+
-		+
-	''{laughing}''	+
-		+
-	'''MIKE:''' We're not commenting on the email much.	+
-		+
-	'''MATT:''' Sam Beam! Sam Rockwell! ''{pause}'' Jim James!	+
-		+
-	'''MIKE:''' You're still&mdash; ''{laughs}'' You're still saying... something. ''{pause}'' Uh, no Intendo, Matt.	+
-		+
-	'''MATT:''' We had a Intendo... when we was kids.	+
-		+
-	'''MIKE:''' Ohhh yeah...	+
-		+
-	'''MATT:''' We&mdash; That's where we got the inspiration for some of the Videlectrix games.	+
-		+
-	'''MIKE:''' We had the uh, Atari...	+
-		+
-	'''MATT:''' Intendo...	+
-		+
-	'''MIKE:''' Super Intendo... and uh, is that all?	+
-		+
-	'''MATT:''' I&mdash; I think it is, Mike.	+
-		+
-	'''MIKE:''' I don't remember.	+
-		+
-	'''MATT:'''  It was a long time ago.	+
-		+
-	''{pause}''	+
-		+
-	'''MATT:''' Y&mdash; uh, I guess Coach Z would be, like, a plastic&mdash;	+
-		+
-	'''MIKE:''' A green plastic sealer bag.	+
-		+
-	'''MATT:''' Or something. Whatever that is. D&mdash; did I draw that, or&mdash;?	+
-		+
-	'''MIKE:''' No, no I think I did.	+
-		+
-	'''MATT:''' Yeah, it looks bad.	+
-		+
-	'''MIKE:''' When did they all get on the counter like that?	+
-		+
-	'''MIKE:''' And why? ''{laughs}''	+
-		+
-	''{pause until end}'' ''{microphone bumps}''	+
-		+
-	'''MATT:''' ''{softly}'' Was that all right?	+
-		+
-	===Fun Facts===	+
-	*The original script featuring the geddup noise is documented at [[Sbemail 136 Alternate Versions]].	+
-	*Matt references [[LEMKE]].	+
-	*[[Wikipedia:Sam Beam|Sam Beam]] is a folk rock singer-songwriter whose stage name is [[Wikipedia:Iron & Wine|Iron and Wine]].	+
-	*[[Wikipedia:Sam Rockwell|Sam Rockwell]] is an indie film actor.	+
-	*[[Wikipedia:Jim James|Jim James]] is a vocalist for the Kentucky-based band [[Wikipedia:My Morning Jacket|My Morning Jacket]].	+
-	*Mike and Matt mentioned they had an [[Atari 2600|Atari]] and [[Nintendo]].	+
-		+
-	==External Links==	+
-	*[[hr:kitchenthing.html|watch "kitchen appliances"]]	+
-	*[[hr:cooltime.swf|view the Flash file for "kitchen appliances"]]	+
-	*[[Forum:16336|forum thread re: "kitchen appliances"]]	+
-		+
-	{{clear}}	+
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-	[[mile]] |	+
-	[[couch patch]] |	+
-	[[local news]] |	+
-	[[colonization]] |	+
-	[[caffeine]] |	+
-	[[kind of cool]] |	+
-	[[army]] |	+
-	[[video games]] |	+
-	[[the bet]] |	+
-	[[lackey]] |	+
-	[[monument]] |	+
-	[[stupid stuff]] |	+
-	[[different town]] |	+
-	[[flashback]] |	+
-	[[car]] |	+
-	[[lunch special]] |	+
-	[[haircut]] |	+
-	[[theme park]] |	+
-	[[replacement]] |	+
-	[[dangeresque 3]] |	+
-	[[cheatday]] |	+
-	[[pom pom]] |	+
-	[[crying]] |	+
-	[[for kids]] |	+
-	[[other days]] |	+
-	[[old comics]] |	+
-	[[pizzaz]] |	+
-	[[the facts]] |	+
-	[[time capsule]] |	+
-	[[extra plug]] |	+
-	[[montage]] |	+
-	[[virus]] |	+
-	[[animal]] |	+
-	[[radio]] |	+
-	[[part-time job]] |	+
-	[[dreamail]] |	+
-	[[origins]] |	+
-	[[secret recipes]] |	+
-	[[rock opera]] |	+
-	[[best thing]] |	+
-	[[long pants]] |	+
-	[[rampage]] |	+
-	[[garage sale]] |	+
-	[[do over]] |	+
-	[[boring (really)]] |	+
-	[[modeling]] |	+
-	[[bottom 10]] |	+
-	[[record book]] |	+
-	[[lady...ing]] |	+
-	'''kitchen appliances''' |	+
-	[[bedtime story]] |	+
-	[[space program]] |	+
-	[[portrait]] |	+
-	[[highschool]] |	+
-	[[death metal]] |	+
-	[[secret identity]] |	+
-	[[technology]] |	+
-	[[narrator]] |	+
-	[[myths & legends]] |	+
-	[[pop-up]] |	+
-	[[lady fan]] |	+
-	[[disconnected]] |	+
-	[[candy product]] |	+
-	[[alternate universe]] |	+
-	[[senior prom]] |	+
-	[[isp]] |	+
-	[[redesign]] |	+
-	[[keep cool]] |	+
-	[[theme song]] |	+
-	[[road trip]] |	+
-	[[trading cards]] |	+
-	[[cliffhangers]] |	+
-	[[retirement]] |	+
-	[[coloring]] |	+
-	[[4 branches]] |	+
-	[[the chair]] |	+
-	[[what I want]] |	+
-	[[looking old]] |	+
-	[[strong badathlon]] |	+
-	[[unnatural]] |	+
-	[[the movies]] |	+
-	[[your funeral]] |	+
-	[[from work]] |	+
-	[[rough copy]] |	+
-	[[underlings]] |	+
-	[[more armies]] |	+
-	[[the paper]] |	+
-	[[mini-golf]] |	+
-	[[concert]] |	+
-	[[hygiene]] |	+
-	[[original]] |	+
-	[[bike thief]] |	+
-	[[pizza joint]] |	+
-	[[slumber party]] |	+
-	[[web comics]] |	+
-	[[business trip]] |	+
-	[[yes, wrestling]] |	+
-	[[diorama]] |	+
-	[[nightlife]] |	+
-	[[environment]] |	+
-	[[winter pool]] |	+
-	[[fan club]] |	+
-	[[pet show]] |	+
-	[[licensed]] |	+
-	[[buried]] |	+
-	[[shapeshifter]] |	+
-	[[rated]] |	+
-	[[specially marked]] |	+
-	[[love poems]] |	+
-	[[hiding]] |	+
-	[[your edge]] |	+
-	[[magic trick]] |	+
-	[[being mean]] |	+
-	[[email thunder]] |	+
-	[[hremail3184]] |	+
-	[[imaginary]] |	+
-	[[independent]] |	+
-	[[dictionary]] |	+
-	[[videography]] |	+
-	[[sbemail206]]	+
-		+
-	|-	+
-	| align="center" style="font-size: smaller;text-align:center;border-top:1px solid #AAA" |	+
-	'''Bonus Emails:'''	+
-	[[Greeting Cards]] |	+
-	[[E-mail Birds]] |	+
-	[[Videro Games]] |	+
-	[[Family Resemblence]] |	+
-	[[Real-Live E-Mails]] |	+
-	[[Accent]] |	+
-	[[Comic Book Movie]]	+
-	|}	+
-		+
-	=YouTube Uploads=	+
-	==List==	+
-	{| class="sortable" border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=3 style="border-collapse:collapse"	+
-	|- bgcolor=#eeeeee	+
-	! width=180 | Release Date !! Toon !! Description !! Watch !! Running <br />Time	+
-	|-	+
-	| {{hcount|toondate}}March 31, 2009 || [[Guitar]] || Strong Bad shows off his guitar skills. || [[Youtube:Bloiue3mSuA|watch]] || 1:36	+
-	|-	+
-	| {{hcount|toondate}}March 31, 2009 || [[Techno]] || Strong Bad makes a techno song. || [[Youtube:JwZwkk7q25I|watch]] || 1:18	+
-	|-	+
-	| {{hcount|toondate}}March 31, 2009 || [[Comic]] || Strong Bad makes a comic about Brittany and her friends. || [[Youtube:Slfr0rJADOk|watch]] || 2:04	+
-	|-	+
-	| {{hcount|toondate}}March 31, 2009 || [[Dragon]] || Strong Bad teaches the world how to draw a dragon. || [[Youtube:90X5NJleYJQ|watch]] || 3:30	+
-	|-	+
-	| {{hcount|toondate}}March 31, 2009 || [[Japanese Cartoon]] || Strong Bad makes a Japanese cartoon. || [[Youtube:8KqF9G_DQls|watch]] || 2:06	+
-	|-	+
-	| {{hcount|toondate}}March 31, 2009 || [[Kids' Book]] || Strong Bad makes a kids' book called "Everyone is Different." || [[Youtube:bT4SGdq0ZyU|watch]] || 2:06	+
-	|-	+
-	| {{hcount|toondate}}March 31, 2009 || [[Virus]] || Strong Bad's Compy 386 gets a virus. || [[Youtube:Az49aNuYeJs|watch]] || 4:09	+
-	|-	+
-	| {{hcount|toondate}}April 1, 2009 || [[Bottom 10]] || Strong Bad lists his bottom 10. || [[Youtube:NX03enzrSJ4|watch]] || 4:43	+
-	|-	+
-	| {{hcount|toondate}}April 1, 2009 || [[Death Metal]] || Strong Bad gives lessons in making a death metal song. || [[Youtube:V72NKRyX1NA|watch]] || 3:56	+
-	|-	+
-	| {{hcount|toondate}}May 12, 2009 || [[Everybody to the Limit]] || The Cheat makes a video of Strong Bad's #1 summer jam.The Cheat makes a video for Strong Bad's #1 summer jam. || [[Youtube:votBDwhTu1E|watch]] || 1:57	+
-	|-	+
-	| {{hcount|toondate}}May 12, 2009 || [[Different Town]] || Strong Bad sings about how he would make his town different. || [[Youtube:j4-kP8Ps8ys|watch]] || 3:00	+
-	|-	+
-	| {{hcount|toondate}}May 12, 2009 || [[Montage]] || Strong Bad creates a montage. || [[Youtube:yNSs2GZOl1k|watch]] || 3:23	+
-	|-	+
-	| {{hcount|toondate}}May 13, 2009 || [[Video Games]] || Strong Bad describes what his video game would be like on various systems. || [[Youtube:R22zSrpeSA4|watch]] || 3:03	+
-	|-	+
-	| {{hcount|toondate}}May 13, 2009 || [[Peasant's Quest Movie Trailer]] || Rather Dashing and Trogdor battle in the film adaptation of the text adventure Peasant's Quest. || [[Youtube:-GpEyVZyAY8|watch]] || 2:56	+
-	|-	+
-	| {{hcount|toondate}}May 29, 2009 || [[Sample of Style]] || Mike and Matt Chapman give a behind the scenes look at how Matt does the character voices. || [[Youtube:jlYK8GJDkH4|watch]] || 4:13	+
-	|-	+
-	| {{hcount|toondate}}May 29, 2009 || [[Sample of Style Too]] || Mike and Matt Chapman give a behind the scenes look at how they animate their cartoons. || [[Youtube:kZaK-TAiv8M|watch]] || 4:39	+
-	|-	+
-	| {{hcount|toondate}}May 29, 2009 || [[Band Names]] || Strong Bad gives advice on choosing a band name. || [[Youtube:xOWyEX9Imk8|watch]] || 1:20	+
-	|-	+
-	| {{hcount|toondate}}May 30, 2009 || [[The Movies]] || Strong Bad describes how annoying moviegoers can be. || [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_gXjQT3w020 watch] || 4:00	+
-	|-	+
-	| {{hcount|toondate}}May 30, 2009 || [[Theme Park]] || Strong Bad describes what the Strong Badia theme park would be like. || [[Youtube:Y0KwJD2Ugb8|watch]] || 4:20	+
-	|-	+
-	| {{hcount|toondate}}June 29, 2009 || [[CGNU]] || Strong Bad lets you know how to become a graduate of Crazy Go Nuts University. || [[Youtube:EO1061QisVs|watch]] || 1:22	+
-	|-	+
-	| {{hcount|toondate}}June 29, 2009 || [[Action Figure]] || Strong Bad details the features of his own action figure. || [[Youtube:EeIPK2bQcpc|watch]] || 1:51	+
-	|-	+
-	| {{hcount|toondate}}June 29, 2009 || [[Radio]] || Strong Bad describes various radio host styles. || [[Youtube:qto3SOsl2F0|watch]] || 4:07	+
-	|-	+
-	| {{hcount|toondate}}June 30, 2009 || [[Best Thing]] || Strong Bad describes the best thing he's ever seen, done or eaten. || [[Youtube:iw4lSmVo3G0|watch]] || 4:16	+
-	|-	+
-	| {{hcount|toondate}}June 30, 2009 || [[Pizza Joint]] || Strong Bad opens a pizza joint to score some chicks. || [[Youtube:j8dpa7QGZLE|watch]] || 4:15	+
-	|-	+
-	| {{hcount|toondate}}June 30, 2009 || [[I Love You]] || Strong Bad gets an email from Fhqwhgads. || [[Youtube:Lml_AKkhCVY|watch]] || 1:02	+
-	|-	+
-	| {{hcount|toondate}}June 30, 2009 || [[50 Emails]] || In honor of his 50th email, Strong Bad answers 50 emails. || [[Youtube:7rrZ-sA4FQc|watch]] || 2:51	+
-	|-	+
-	| {{hcount|toondate}}July 1, 2009 || [[Slumber Party]] || Strong Bad gives some advice on attending a slumber party. || [[Youtube:dIQ28YMDlM0|watch]] || 4:17	+
-	|-	+
-	| {{hcount|toondate}}August 3, 2009 || [[Fan Club]] || Strong Bad realizes fan clubs and fan fiction aren't be so bad after all. || [[Youtube:2UBY-jroC94|watch]] || 4:30	+
-	|-	+
-	| {{hcount|toondate}}August 3, 2009 || [[Invisibility]] || Strong Bad describes a day of invisibility. || [[Youtube:t7YdvkSJUjM|watch]] || 1:55	+
-	|-	+
-	| {{hcount|toondate}}August 3, 2009 || [[Sisters]] || Strong Bad receives an email from two sisters asking if he has a girlfriend. || [[Youtube:IHcr-En4ZyY|watch]] || 1:46	+
-	|-	+
-	| {{hcount|toondate}}August 3, 2009 || [[Some Kinda Robot]] || Strong Bad answers the age old question of whether he takes his mask and boxing gloves off before he goes to bed. || [[Youtube:zBIx-gP-I8c|watch]] || 0:51	+
-	|-	+
-	| {{hcount|toondate}}August 3, 2009 || [[Your Funeral]] ||Strong Bad details his off the hook funeral plans. || [[Youtube:8dbXh0maXAc|watch]] || 4:03	+
-	|-	+
-	| {{hcount|toondate}}August 17, 2009 || [[Rap Song]] || The Cheat makes a video for Coach Z's Rap Song accidentally featuring Peacey P. || [[Youtube:r2k7m1ko7NM|watch]] || 2:42	+
-	|-	+
-	| {{hcount|toondate}}August 17, 2009 || [[Dangeresque 3]] || Strong Bad offers the digitally remastered director's cut of Dangeresque 1: Dangeresque, Too? || [[Youtube:D4crzZzpsp0|watch]] || 5:00	+
-	|}	+

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Current revision as of 20:36, 25 November 2025

[edit] 210 Seconds (Rough Estimate)

(The entirety of 160 Seconds, but with "160" in the intro replaced with "210")

4 branches: HOMESTAR: Chinese b-

the chair: STRONG BAD: Class!

what i want: MARZIPAN: Forgettably precious.

looking old: MARZIPAN: Up to your chin right

strong badathlon: STRONG BAD: To the wrong athletes

unnatural: STRONG BAD: Kill him? STRONG SAD: We do-

the movies: HOMESTAR: -tuce. Throw

your funeral: HOMESTAR: Abraham Lincoln

from work: HOMESTAR: -veges. It helps

rough copy: STRONG SAD: -tellectual property.

underlings: STRONG BAD: Get Mrs. Hard-

more armies: HOMESTAR: Saaay

the paper: STRONG BAD: Doesn't quite

mini-golf: STRONG BAD: In this infernal pl-

concert: STRONG BAD: Nope. They're a

hygiene: STRONG BAD: No matter what he does.

original: BUBS: B'zuh!

bike thief: STRONG BAD: Side of this couch

pizza joint: MAN IN PIZZA COSTUME: It burns!

slumber party: STRONG BAD: Can you guys start

web comics: TAKE DAGGER: Hiya

business trip: THE KING OF TOWN: Units? STRONG BAD: What

yes wrestling: HOMESTAR: The power... of

diorama: STRONG BAD: -lupe Hidalgo

nightlife: HOMESTAR RUNNER: More...more

environment: STRONG BAD: -pliant sticker!

winter pool: HOMESTAR: You're such a good

fan club: STRONG BAD: (screams)

pet show: HOMESTAR: Potion. A taste

licensed: (Strong Bad slides) STRONG BAD: What's

buried: BUBS: Is! STRONG SAD: Uh

shapeshifter: COACH Z: Coming to your concession

rated: BUBS: Bake sale!

specially marked: (The Deleted buzzer, and a message reading "SBEMAIL 194 IS NOT INCLUDED BECAUSE IT DOES NOT HAVE A 194th SECOND")

love poems: HOMESTAR: Apples!

hiding: STRONG BAD: Coma!

your edge: STRONG BAD: Where'd you check?

magic trick: STRONG BAD: But now, not only does

being mean: HUNGRY SHARK: Makes me wanna

email thunder: (Strong Bad runs out of Homestar's computer room)

hremail3184: COACH Z: Bad! I was gonna

imaginary: LIL' STRONG BAD: -ti! I'd like you to meet

independent: STRONG BAD: Solid gold sc-

dictionary: STRONG BAD: To Z

videography: STRONG BAD: (chuckles)

sbemail206: ANNOUNCER: For all your consummate

too cool: STRONG BAD: Mysteriously with no return

The Next April Fools Thing: STRONG BAD: -low lives, and this

parenting: THE KING OF TOWN: I've got this seven-

robots: STRONG BAD: -es? Just make someth-

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