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| - | <blockquote class="lappy email"> | + | See: [[Template talk:NavFlex#Help with fixing padding and alignment?]] |
| - | Dear Strong Bad,
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| - | How far can you jump?
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| - | Crapfully crapful,
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| - | Crap Incarnate
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| - | ]WOAH! THE Crap Incarnate? So awesomely disgusting! Anyway, what do you mean how far I can jump? That's a vague question. It depends: Do I get a trampoline? Or a catapult? Or a cannon? Or am I just stuck on my two legs? | + | | {{#if: [[Teen Girl Squad]] Issue #1|'''|}} [[Teen Girl Squad]] Issue #1 {{#if: [[Teen Girl Squad]] Issue #1|'''|}} <!--do not remove any spaces from this line--> |
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| - | =Tacos=
| + | [[Image:tgs1.PNG|200px|thumb|"Whoa, hey there Cheerleader. You lookin' soo good."]] |
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| - | Meat, cheese and vegetables collected together in a Mexican tortilla that makes a tasty treat.
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| - | ==Appearances==
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| - | *Email [[50 Emails]] {{--}} One of [[Homestar Runner]]'s failed attempts at [[DELETED]] is "Del Taco", a restaurant.
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| - | *Email [[caper]] {{--}} The solution to the jumble is "Un Taco".
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| - | *Email [[rough copy]] {{--}} [[Strong Bad]] pays [[The Cheat]] in soft tacos for being his lawyer.
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| - | *[[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]] {{--}} One option has Homestar claim he ran into Tacoman, who [[Coach Z]] apparently has a rivalry with.
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| - | **Homestar repeats this gag in [[Halloween Hide & Seek]].
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| - | *Email [[pop-up]] {{--}} [[Strong Bad]] changes his email to read that the sender dreamed about a Strong Bad [[salad]], and then a Strong Bad taco salad.
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| - | *[[Donut Unto Others]] {{--}} When [[Bubs]] points out that he is also selling doughnuts, Homestar suggests they could become a conglomerate like KFC-Taco Bell-Radisson-Texas Instruments-NASA.
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| - | *[[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]] {{--}} The [[Drive-Thru Whale]] advertises a "half-hearted taco meal". [[Dangeresque (character)|Dangeresque]] has to solve a puzzle using other Mexican food items, including a taco.
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| - | *[[8-Bit is Enough]] {{--}} Strong Bad muses that he should not let The Cheat ride in the dryer on Tacos and Gravy night.
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| - | *[[Hremail 7]] {{--}} One of the flavors of [[melonade]] is Taco Explosion.
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| - | *[[Disk 4 of 12 - World Games]] {{--}} When the palette changes for the bullfighting event, Strong Bad remarks that in Texas, they only see things in the taco seasoning spectrum, including guacamole, mole, cayenne and jalapeño.
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| - | *[[Dangeresque Roomisode 1: Behind the Dangerdesque]] (Triungulate version) {{--}} In his file cabinet of fast food takeout menus, Dangeresque keeps two actual tacos that he insists will save his life someday.
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| - | ==See Also==
| + | The very first one, which made its premiere in the [[Strong Bad Email]] [[comic]]. The girls get ready to LOOK SO GOOD, but many a problem do they encounter. At least Cheerleader looks SO GOOD! |
| - | *[[Burgers]]
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| - | *[[Sandwiches]]
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| - | <nowiki>[[Category:Generic food and drinks]]</nowiki>
| + | '''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[Cheerleader]], [[So and So]], [[What's Her Face]], [[The Ugly One]], [[Birds (Teen Girl Squad)]], [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#A Helicopter|A Helicopter]], [[Visor Robot]], [[Arrow'd Guy]], [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#The Dinosaur|Dinosaur]], [[Strong Bad]] (Easter egg) |
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| - | =Words Ending in -o=
| + | '''Places:''' [[Teen Girl Squad Locations#Teen Girl Squad Field|The Field]], [[Teen Girl Squad Locations#The Graveyard|The Graveyard]] |
| - | *[[In Search of the Yello Dello]] {{--}} The most rare and beautiful bird is called the '''[[Yello Dello]]'''.
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| - | *[[Homestar Runner Presents: Presents]] {{--}} Homestar calls Strong Bad "'''Strong-o Bad-o'''".
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| - | *Email [[lady fan]] {{--}} Homestar urges Strong Bad to exercise his '''[[Twees|buttweesimo]]'''.
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| - | *[[Punkin Stencils]] {{--}} Homestar calls [[The Jolly Dumple]] '''Tongue-o Drippo'''.
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| - | *[[Blubb-O's Commercial]] {{--}} The name of the fast food restaurant is called '''[[Blubb-O's]]'''.
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| - | *[[Halloween Safety]] {{--}} Homestar says dressing up as a Children Crossing sign is '''[[Ina-Pro-Pro]]'''.
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| - | *[[The Homestar Runner Enters the Spooky Woods]] {{--}} The Homestar Runner's gulps as '''gulpo''' and '''gulpamundo'''.
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| - | *[[Fan Costumes 2017]] {{--}} Strong Bad claims that a grandmother likes to call her granson Little '''Protelzo''' on her candy flip-phone.
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| - | *[[Halloween Hijinks]] {{--}} Strong Bad suggests that the [[King of Town]] dressing up as King Ding Dong would be a '''no-brain-o.'''
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| - | *[[Fan 'Stumes 2021]] {{--}} '''Deflato-head''' Strong Bad and '''decapitato-head''' Strong Sad each sold separately.
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| - | *[[Fan 'Stumes 2022]] {{--}} Strong Bad's confirmation for doing that year's Twitter challenge is '''Provisional Accept-o''' and '''Roboto Accept-o'''.
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| - | *[[Decemberweenvent Calendar]] {{--}}
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| - | **On the page for day 3, Strong Bad's hands are labeled "'''Left-O'''" and "'''Right-O'''".
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| - | **Strong Bad refers to the calendar as '''Disappointo'''. Strong Sad remarks that he thought he was Disappointo.
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| - | *[[Dangeresque Roomisode 1: Behind the Dangerdesque]] {{--}}
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| - | **The Wingzz Hutt offers '''Facemelto''' sauce.
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| - | ** If Dangeresque attempts to use the file cabinet key on his office door, he says he will '''fake-o solve-o''' The Chief's '''case-o''' first. The Chief replies that he loves queso.
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| - | *[[Dangeresque Roomisode 2: The Intersection of Doom & Boom]] {{--}} Talking to the Quickstart Guide, Dangeresque reminds it to float like '''Ms. Chlorino''' taught in the pool.
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| - | *[[Dangeresque Roomisode 3: Keep my Enemies, Loser]] {{--}}
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| - | **A generic error message is '''Loopto Rodoopto'''.
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| - | **The statue with two shields is named '''Homestarmero''' Duplicishield.
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| - | *[[The Show: Ween Edition]] {{--}} Homestar Runner's check is notarized by someone named '''Name-O Sign-O'''.
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| - | *[[Front Facing]] {{-}} The bubble in the top right of the [[Main Page 3]] Easter egg says '''face-o fronto'''.
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| - | <nowiki>[[Category:Word running gags]]</nowiki>
| + | '''Date:''' Monday, December 2, 2002 |
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| - | =The King of Town's Health Problems=
| + | '''Running Time:''' 0:52 |
| - | {{nophoto}}
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| - | The [[King of Town]] is obsessed with food and eating, and does not have especially healthy habits.
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| - | *[[Some Stupid Turkey]] {{--}} The King of Town eats an entire Thanksgiving feast to the point where he is ready to puke.
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| - | *[[Halloween Fairstival]] {{--}} His remedy for hiccups is to feed them until they mature into liver failure. He also has a ham in place of his heart.
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| - | *[[Halloween Potion Ma-Jig]] {{--}} He and the [[Poopsmith]] are seeking out a ham sandwich he buried when he was nine. When Homestar describes how he found it, ate it, and felt like puking it back up, the King remarks that he wishes Homestar had.
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| - | *Email [[more armies]] {{--}} The King of Town is "out to lunch" inhaling giblets through a respirator.
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| - | *[[Strong Badia the Free] {{--}} The King of Town requests a gravy-filled IV drip from a medical dining facility.
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| - | *Email [[retirement]] {{--}} In his circus act as "Clogdor", his burps transform into fried eggs.
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| - | *Email [[record book]] {{--}} The King of Town eats a giant pile of salt for lunch. He claims that his "hiccups" are actually heart attacks.
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| - | *Email [[unnatural]] {{--}} When King [[Bubs]]gonzola Supreme rampages around and causes the ground to shake, bystanders believe the King of Town is getting his mega-physical.
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| - | *Email [[fan club]] {{--}} Strong Bad writes a story where the King of Town eats an entire pile of [[whatsit]]. The King of Town says he wishes it were fiction.
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| - | *[[Which Ween Costumes?]] {{--}} When Strong Bad asks if "Hundred and One" is the King's age or number of heart attacks, the King implies both are closer to triple that.
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| - | *[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2]] {{--}} The King of Town claims to have had his DNA surgically replaced with MSG, and that he's dying.
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| - | *[[Fan 'Stumes 2020]] {{--}} [[Marshie]] encourages viewers to open their pores and let him into their hearts to clog up their veins. The King of Town volunteers readily.
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| - | *[[Halloween Hide & Seek]] {{--}} His jumps on a trampoline because he ate a chocolate bar too quickly and wanted to puke it up so he could savor it properly.
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| - | *[[Dangeresque Roomisode 3: Keep my Enemies, Loser]] {{--}} [[Perducci]] tearfully denies that his tears are made from olive oil.
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| - | *[[The Show: Ween Edition]] {{--}} The King of Town guesses that Homestar would misrepresent his costume as himself on a CPAP machine, implying he has trouble breathing when he sleeps. Homestar guesses that the King of Town is in the ICU.
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| - | <nowiki>[[Category:Food running gags]]</nowiki>
| + | '''Page Title:''' TEE GEE ESS!! |
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| - | =Roomisode X= | + | {{clear}} |
| - | These are all of the responses in [[Dangeresque Roomisode X]].
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| - | {{spoiler}}
| + | [[File:TwitterSOAA4.png|thumb|250px|"Mom will never know the difference!"]] |
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| - | ==Intro==
| + | Learn how to disguise a severed leg as a chefs' bathroom! |
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| - | ''{Dangeresque Too is standing on top of a building.}'' | + | '''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[Strong Bad]] |
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| - | '''NARRATOR:''' High above Brainblow City, Dangeresque Too finishes his nightly vigil...ance. Vigil-vigilance. | + | '''Date:''' Friday, August 18, 2017 ([[@StrongBadActual|Twitter]]); Thursday, August 24, 2017 ([[YouTube]]) |
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| - | '''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' Looks like crime's gone to bed for the night. ''{his sunglasses sparkle with a "ding!"}'' | + | '''Running Time:''' 1:58 |
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| - | ''{Dangeresque Too walks into an elevator.}'' | + | '''Page Title:''' Mom will never know! |
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| - | '''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' I'll go in the elevator.
| + | {{clear}} |
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| - | ''{Dangeresque Too is standing in the elevator. A monitor buzzes with static.}''
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| - | '''BAD GUY:''' Going down, Dangeresque Too?
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| - | '''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' I'd recognize that bad guy voice anywhere! It's a bad guy!
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| - | '''BAD GUY:''' Allow me to put you on the EXPRESS lift! HaHaHaHaHa!!
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| - | ''{The elevator plummets.}''
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| - | '''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' ''{rhythmically}'' I better find a way, to stop this runaway, eleva... tor.
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| - | ==Elevator==
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| - | ===Brolly===
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| - | :'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' Prolly somebody left their brolly. Prolly brolly. ''{takes it}''
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| - | ====Brolly → Ceiling Tile====
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| - | :''{Dangersesque Too pokes the ceiling tile, exposing a hole in the ceiling.}''
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| - | ===Buttons===
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| - | :'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' Only some of the buddins still work. and who knows what floor they'll take me to.
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| - | :''{There are eight buttons, but only four are functional.}''
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| - | ===Emergency Brake===
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| - | :''{Dangeresque Too pulls the lever. Sparks fly out of it.}''
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| - | :'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' That slowed it down a little, but didn't stop it! I gotta find a way to slow us down even more!
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| - | ===Hatch===
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| - | :''{Dangeresque jumps back down into the elevator.}''
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| - | :{{short hr}}
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| - | :''{After stopping the elevator}''
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| - | :'''LEFT BAD GUY:''' Is that him?
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| - | :'''RIGHT BAD GUY:''' He matches the description. Propeller cap, cool shades, star shirt.
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| - | :'''LEFT BAD GUY:''' Do we shoot him?
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| - | :'''RIGHT BAD GUY:''' I think so?
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| - | :'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' Uh oh!
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| - | :''{Dangeresque Too quickly ducks to close the elevator as bullets dent the door.}''
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| - | :''{Title card appears}''
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| - | :'''NARRATOR:''' Roomisode X: Inspection Certificate On File In Building Office!
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| - | :'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' Guess I'm not getting out of here til I DON'T match their description. Star shirt, cool shades, propeller cap. I need a threesguise!
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| - | ===Handle===
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| - | :''{If the hatch is open}''
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| - | :''{Dangeresque Too closes the hatch.}''
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| - | :{{short hr}}
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| - | :''{If the hatch is closed}''
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| - | :''Dangeresque Too opens the hatch.}''
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| - | ====Brolly → Handle====
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| - | :''{The umbrella opens, slowing the elevator to a stop. There is a toolbox in a cubby in the back wall.}''
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| - | :'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' ''{taking brolly}'' Phew! That was close. Now I can get back down to the lobby and scramconnoiter out of here.
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| - | ===Open Tile===
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| - | :'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' Boing!
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| - | :''{Dangeresque Too leaps up into the elevator shaft.}''
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| - | :{{short hr}}
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| - | :''{If on floor 7 1/2, first time only}''
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| - | :'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' Oh good. They can't see me up here either.
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| - | ===Poster===
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| - | :'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' It's the menu for room service.
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| - | ====Menu Item====
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| - | :'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' The Romantic Dinner for Teux. Steak with green shreds. Bubbly Champlain and a rose for rose-mance.
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| - | ====More on Back====
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| - | :'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' It says there's more on the back! But that innocent menu is trapped inside this infernal glass frame!
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| - | ===Toolbox===
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| - | :'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' Some old toolbox. Or maybe a lunchbox? ''{opens it}'' Definitely toolbox. There was just this metal washer inside. ''{takes the washer}'' Which I guess could be somebody's lunch... ''{dramatic close-up}'' IF YOU'RE A ROBOT!!
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| - | ==Floor 7 1/2?==
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| - | :''{First time only}''
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| - | :'''WOMAN:''' Ugh! The elevator's stuck in between floors again.
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| - | :'''MAN:''' How are we supposed to murder Dangeresque Too if the stupid elevators won't work?
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| - | :'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' More guards! Good thing they can't see me down here!
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| - | ===Certain Death===
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| - | ===Guy's Head===
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| - | ===Lady With Hat===
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| - | :'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' Ooh, that hat would make a perfect threesguise component!
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| - | :''{Dangeresque Too tries to take it}''
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| - | :'''WOMAN:''' Ahh! Salmon and aspic! I think my hand just self-fidgeted!
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| - | :'''MAN:''' Uh, I'm gonna leave that one alone.
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| - | :'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' Gotta find another way to get it.
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| - | :{{short hr}}
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| - | :''{If the coffee is dripping from the floor above}''
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| - | :'''WOMAN:''' How long are we going to have to wait here? I wanna murder that nice young private eye.
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| - | :'''MAN:''' I hope it's soon! This coffee drippin on my head sucks! Wish I hat a hat.
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| - | :'''WOMAN:''' If my hat weren't so comfortable I'd let you borrow it.
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| - | :'''MAN:''' Yeah, I get it. Too bad I can't be bothered to move a few inches to the left or right.
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| - | ===Loafers===
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| - | :''{Close up on the woman's shoes}''
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| - | :'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' This lady's wearing a sweet pair of quarterloafers! She must be rich!
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| - | :''{Cut to elevator}''
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| - | :'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' I'm a snitch one of the quarters!
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| - | :'''WOMAN:''' Oh! Something touched my foot!
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| - | :'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' Or maybe not.
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| - | ====Washer → Loafers====
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| - | :'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' Lessee if I can swap out this washer for that quarter without her noticing.
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| - | :''{The swap is made.}''
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| - | :'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' I did it!
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| - | :'''WOMAN:''' Did you just touch my feet?
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| - | :'''MAN:''' Um. Gross, no.
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| - | ===Sneakers===
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| - | :''{Dangeresque Too unties the man's sneakers.}''
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| - | :'''WOMAN:''' Oh, your shoes have come untied.
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| - | :'''MAN:''' Huh. That weird.
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| - | :''{He bends down to retie his shoes.}''
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| - | ==Vending==
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| - | ===Coffee Machine===
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| - | :''{First time only}''
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| - | :'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' It's an old coffee vending machine. Still only costs a quarter!
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| - | :{{short hr}}
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| - | :'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' Lessee, Light Roast, Mild Roast, Hardly Roast, and See-Thru Roast. Aw man, this thing don't got no Hot Jones?
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| - | ====Quarter → Coffee Machine====
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| - | :''{First time only}''
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| - | :''{Dangeresque Too puts the quarter inside. A cup is dispensed. Coffee pours into the cup, melting it.}''
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| - | :'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' At least it gave me my quarter back.
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| - | :{{short hr}}
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| - | :'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' It just sits there for a sec and then VOIP!! No more coffee. At least it gave me my quarter back.
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| - | ===Cup===
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| - | :'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' I got the styro before that coffee went pyro.
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| - | :''{The coffee pours out from the machine and leaks out onto the floor}''
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| - | :'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' Ooh, Puddleman's Coffee.
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| - | ===Ice Machine===
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| - | ====Cup → Ice Machine====
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| - | :''{The cup is filled with ice.}''
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| - | :'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' I filled my cup up with ice!
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| - | ===Puddle===
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| - | :'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' Looks like it might be seepin through the floor tiles.
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| - | ==Penthouse==
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