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| - | Please note that [[Talk:Strong Bad Email/Archive 5#Infobox for Sbemails?]] toon infoboxes have been discussed before and issues have been brought. Perhaps the resolution issues might not be as much of a problem anymore, but "thin | + | Please note that [[Talk:Strong Bad Email/Archive 5#Infobox for Sbemails?]] toon infoboxes have been discussed before and issues have been brought. Perhaps the resolution issues might not be as much of a problem anymore, but "thin/skinny" leads where the bulk of the content is moved from the intro into the infobox might not be ideal at least from an aesthetic perspective. I've added a subset of [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 4|TGS4]] to the sample so that the infobox can be seen as a whole. --[[User:Stux|Stux]] 13:51, 23 July 2024 (UTC) |
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Revision as of 13:58, 23 July 2024
Slapped together before Gfd pointed me towards this old design which is way neater!
I do think "Cast" and "Places" might could stay in the lede...
Responses/discussion:
Please note that Talk:Strong Bad Email/Archive 5#Infobox for Sbemails? toon infoboxes have been discussed before and issues have been brought. Perhaps the resolution issues might not be as much of a problem anymore, but "thin/skinny" leads where the bulk of the content is moved from the intro into the infobox might not be ideal at least from an aesthetic perspective. I've added a subset of TGS4 to the sample so that the infobox can be seen as a whole. --Stux 13:51, 23 July 2024 (UTC)
| Teen Girl Squad Issue #4 |
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Series: Teen Girl Squad
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| Date | Monday, September 15, 2003 | ||
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| Runtime | 1:38 | ||
| Page Title | TGS Tissue 4 | ||
| DVD | Everything Else, Volume 1 | ||
| Descriptions | |||
| Menu | Cheerleader makes her move on Quarterman. | ||
| Podstar | Four teenage girls go back to school and get offed in amusing ways. | ||
| YouTube | Cheerleader hits it off with Quarterman. So-and-So has a date with Brett Bretterson in a bottomless pit. | ||
Cheerleader's totally bummed that school's happening again this year, So and So is falling head over heels for Brett Bretterson, and the other two are getting squished.
Cast (in order of appearance): Cheerleader, So and So, What's Her Face, The Ugly One, Brett Bretterson, Quarterman, Arrow'd Guy, Giant Brain Mech
Places: The School
Transcript
NARRATOR STRONG BAD: Teen Girl Squad! Cheerleader! {cool parents!} So and So! {student council} What's Her Face! {shop lifting?} The Ugly One! {prepaid lunch!}
{open to the girls standing in a hallway. So and So is carrying some textbooks}
CHEERLEADER: I'm totally bummed that school is happening again this year.
{short pause}
THE OTHER THREE: SO GOOD!
CHEERLEADER: Ya'll are so wack.
THE UGLY ONE: Wiggidy-wack?
CHEERLEADER: Nope, just regular type.
SO AND SO: Not me. I sat next to Brett Bretterson in math and he asked to study with me at lunch.
{Hearts appear above her head and one gets pierced with an arrow.}
NARRATOR STRONG BAD: {as the heart} Augh!
CHEERLEADER: You made Brett Bretterson up in first grade, he's not real.
SO AND SO: {Turns toward no one and says to thin air} Oh, Brett, there you are.
{What's Her Face looks "weirded out".}
SO AND SO: Thank you, you've filled out nicely too.
NARRATOR STRONG BAD: {reading the caption above What's Her Face's bemused expression} Weirded out!
SO AND SO: {walking obliviously toward the "Fighting Growlbacks Bottomless Spirit Pit"} Okay, let's go. {falls in} {non-speech bubble} Ahhh! {speech bubble} Go Growlbacks!
WHAT'S HER FACE: When you fall in a bottomless pit, you die of starvation.
CHEERLEADER: Okay gals, Quarterback is over there. I'm gonna go see if he has any plans for dating me. Is-a my unda-wears showing?
THE UGLY ONE: Yes ma'am.
CHEERLEADER: Grood! ...I mean good. And great. ...Great and good. {walks away}
THE UGLY ONE: Teehee.
WHAT'S HER FACE: We're cool.
{A heavy weight and a sack of potatoes fall on What's Her Face and The Ugly One. These are labeled "NO pounds" and "YOU'RE NOT potatoes" respectively}
NARRATOR STRONG BAD: {As the objects fall} NO! YOU'RE NOT!
{Cut to Cheerleader standing beside Quarterman}
CHEERLEADER: So Quarterman, how's about you and me?
QUARTERMAN: How's about you get some brains?
{A giant, eyepatched brain mech, piloted by the Arrow'd Guy, attacks Cheerleader}
ARROW'D GUY: CEREBELLUM'D!
{Cut to the bottomless spirit pit, and the speed of the background music is cut in half and taken down an octave, lasting through the Easter eggs}
SO AND SO: Little help down here?... Maybe some Lunchables?... Or a juice box?...
...I love you too, Brett.
NARRATOR STRONG BAD: IT'S OVER!
