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<line start="16" end="57" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Teen Girl Squad! </line>
<line start="58" end="73" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Cheerleader! </line>
<line start="74" end="88" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">So and So!</line>
<line start="89" end="105" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">What's Her Face!</line>
<line start="106" end="132" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">The Ugly One!</line>
<line start="140" end="181" speaker="cheerleader">I'm totally bummed that school is happening again this year.</line>
<line start="207" end="221"><soandso>SO GOOD!!!</soandso><whatsherface>SO GOOD!!!</whatsherface><theuglyone>SO GOOD!!!</theuglyone></line>
<line start="230" end="252" speaker="cheerleader">Y'all are so <em>wack</em>.</line>
<line start="258" end="270" speaker="theuglyone">Wiggidy-wack?</line>
<line start="275" end="306" speaker="cheerleader">Nope, just regular type.</line>
<line start="307" end="321" speaker="soandso">Not me! </line>
<line start="322" end="374" speaker="soandso">I sat next to Brett Bretterson in math and he asked to study with me at lunch.</line>
<line start="387" end="399" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Augh!</line>
<line start="400" end="454" speaker="cheerleader">You made Brett Bretterson up in first grade, he's not real.</line>
<line start="465" end="489" speaker="soandso">Oh, Brett, there you are.</line>
<line start="499" end="534" speaker="soandso">Thank you, you've filled out nicely too.</line>
<line start="540" end="561" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Weirded out!</line>
<line start="562" end="581" speaker="soandso">Okay, let's go.</line>
<line start="582" end="628" speaker="soandso">Ahhh! Go Growlbacks!</line>
<line start="632" end="685" speaker="whatsherface">When you fall in a bottomless pit, you die of starvation.</line>
<line start="690" end="725" speaker="cheerleader">Okay gals, Quarterback is over there. </line>
<line start="726" end="765" speaker="cheerleader">I'm gonna go see if he has any plans for dating me. </line>
<line start="766" end="796" speaker="cheerleader">Is-a my unda-wears showing?</line>
<line start="797" end="812" speaker="theuglyone">Yes ma'am!</line>
<line start="813" end="830" speaker="cheerleader">Grood! </line>
<line start="831" end="851" speaker="cheerleader">...I mean good. </line>
<line start="852" end="868" speaker="cheerleader">...And great. </line>
<line start="869" end="882" speaker="cheerleader">...Great and good.</line>
<line start="900" end="910" speaker="theuglyone">Teehee.</line>
<line start="911" end="924" speaker="whatsherface">We're cool.</line>
<line start="928" end="933" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">NO! </line>
<line start="934" end="951" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">YOU'RE NOT!</line>
<line start="954" end="993" speaker="cheerleader">So Quarterman, how's about you and me?</line>
<line start="998" end="1023" speaker="quarter">How's about you get some brains?</line>
<line start="1024" end="1043" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">CEREBELLUM'D!</line>
<line start="1057" end="1071" speaker="soandso" voiceover="voiceover">Little help down here?</line>
<line start="1090" end="1105" speaker="soandso" voiceover="voiceover">Maybe some Lunchables?</line>
<line start="1119" end="1141" speaker="soandso" voiceover="voiceover">Or a juice box?</line>
<line start="1165" end="1186" speaker="soandso" voiceover="voiceover">I love you too, Brett.</line>
<line start="1187" end="1204" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">IT'S OVER! </line>
<line start="1230" end="1248" speaker="whatsherface">Cheerleader's gone. </line>
<line start="1257" end="1281"><whatsherface>I'll be the NEW LEADER!!</whatsherface> <theuglyone>I'll be the NEW LEADER!!</theuglyone></line>
<line start="1293" end="1325"><whatsherface>Okay, fine. I'll be the follower!</whatsherface><theuglyone>Okay, fine. I'll be the follower! </theuglyone></line>
<line start="1334" end="1353"><whatsherface sfx="sfx">laughs weakly</whatsherface><theuglyone sfx="sfx">laughs weakly</theuglyone></line>
<line start="1363" end="1376" speaker="whatsherface">We really are cool— </line>
<line start="1377" end="1384" speaker="theuglyone">Shut up! </line>
<line start="1407" end="1436" speaker="soandso" voiceover="voiceover">Perhaps a single frito?</line>
<line start="1455" end="1474" speaker="soandso" voiceover="voiceover">Or a Rib-A-Q?</line>
<line start="1493" end="1526" speaker="soandso" voiceover="voiceover">Can someone send down my assignments?</line>
<line start="1552" end="1575" speaker="soandso" voiceover="voiceover">And Brett's assignments?</line>
<line start="1599" end="1627" speaker="soandso" voiceover="voiceover">Does anyone know what year it is? </line>
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