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'''Jason Randolph Johnston''' (born [[Wikipedia:July 10|July 10]], [[Wikipedia:1979|1979]] in [[Wikipedia:McAllen, TX|McAllen, TX]]) is an [[Wikipedia:American|American]] [[Wikipedia:artist|artist]], [[Wikipedia:photographer|photographer]], [[Wikipedia:writer|writer]] and [[Wikipedia:independent filmmaker|independent filmmaker]]. He is also a [[Wikipedia:Non-denominational Christianity|Christian]] though his work rarely seems influenced by his faith.
'''Jason Randolph Johnston''' (born [[Wikipedia:July 10|July 10]], [[Wikipedia:1979|1979]] in [[Wikipedia:McAllen, TX|McAllen, TX]]) is an [[Wikipedia:American|American]] [[Wikipedia:artist|artist]], [[Wikipedia:photographer|photographer]], [[Wikipedia:writer|writer]] and [[Wikipedia:independent filmmaker|independent filmmaker]]. He is also a [[Wikipedia:Non-denominational Christianity|Christian]] though his work rarely seems influenced by his faith.
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== Autobiography ==
 
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I was raised by my mother (Carol Ann Blackwell Johnston) and father (George Milton Johnston) in [[Wikipedia:San Juan, TX|San Juan, TX]] with my sister (Crystal Ann Johnston Noble Mohr). I have two brothers-in-law (ex, Tom Noble and current, Kendall Mohr) from marriage to my sister. Crystal and Tom had conceived a son before their divorce in 2006; Ethan Hunter, my nephew.
 
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Extended family includes Patricia Ann Blackwell Carlisle Blackwell (my mother's sister) and her husband, uncle-by-marriage Dwayne Blackwell (no relation to my mother's maiden name), uncle Jack Johnston (my father's brother) and his wife Jan. Back in the day Patricia was married to Creg Carlisle and they conceived my cousins Cody and Cori. Cody has since married Adeline previously from Belgium, and Cori has since married Brent O'Brien and together they have a daughter, Brooke. Another uncle on my mother's side is Robert "Bobby" Blackwell who has disappeared from the public eye. His whereabouts have been unknown since the early 1990s.
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He is also a rabid supporter of [[The Municipality]].
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On October 12, 2007, my father passed away at around 1:39 AM CST at our home in San Juan. My mother and I stood by him at his bedside. His body was later cremated. The memorial service was held at Bit O'Heaven, a retirement village where my father liked to play steel guitar, on Thursday, October 18 at 1 PM.
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== Favorite Homestar Runner stuff ==
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Of course I love ''everything'' on Homestarrunner.com. But if I had to pick my faves, these would be them:
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===Career===
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=== Strong Bad Emails ===
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Mr. Johnston is the television promotions department for a local [[Wikipedia:XHRIO|Fox]] affiliate where he serves as a [[Wikipedia:video editor|video editor]], [[Wikipedia:camera operator|camera operator]], [[Wikipedia:Film_director|director]], [[Wikipedia:animator|animator]], [[Wikipedia:writer|writer]] and [[Wikipedia:voice-over|voice-over]] talent. He is also the [[Wikipedia:sole proprietor|sole proprietor]] of a [[Wikipedia:photography|photography]] and [[Wikipedia:graphic design|graphic design]] company that bears his name: [http://www.jrjphoto.net J. R. Johnston Photography].
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*[[bottom 10]] - Buttdance again! Like the rhythm's down your pants now!
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*[[virus]] - All Twilight Zone style
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*[[long pants]] - Homestar in daisy dukes
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*[[crying]] - Homestar crying...priceless
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*[[dangeresque 3]] - Today is alright for tonight!
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*[[cliffhangers]] and [[retirement]] - Lappy gets, uh, lappy-napped
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*[[army]] - The Homestarmy attempts to invade Strong Badia
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*[[stupid stuff]] - Science again! I said science again!
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*[[monster truck]] - SUNDAY! SUNDAY! SOMEDAY!
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*[[montage]] - a wagon fulla pancakes...
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*[[myths & legends]] - The mystery of the Bear holding a Shark
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*[[narrator]] - Brilliant
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*[[dragon]] - And the Trogdor comes in the NIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!!!!!
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*[[sb email 22]] - I'll ''tell'' you what I think of the English!
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*[[crazy cartoon]] - Sweet Cuppin' Cakes Land...creepy
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*[[modeling]] - 'cuz I'm a photographer
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*[[local news]] - 'cuz I work for a TV station
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*[[radio]] - 'cuz I also work for a radio station
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*[[redesign]] - 'cuz I'm a graphic designer
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===Personal life===
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=== Big Toons ===
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Jason lives in San Juan, TX which is just north of the US-Mexico border and sits comfortably near the [[Wikipedia:Gulf of Mexico|Gulf of Mexico]]. His pet cat (named Cat) gradually de-evolved into an outdoor animal and successfully hunted [[Wikipedia:Bird|avian]]. Jason enjoys playing the [[Wikipedia:piano|piano]], writing songs, [[Wikipedia:Baritenor|singing]], [[Wikipedia:Scriptwriter|developing scripts]] and pursuing independent filmmaking, animation and [[Wikipedia:visual effects|visual effects]].
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*[[DNA Evidence]] - great running gag
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*[[Date Nite]] - great idea
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*[[Weclome Back]] - good stuff
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*[[A Folky Tale]] - Strong Sad is brilliant
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*[[Bug In Mouth Disease]] - oh crap!
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*[[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]] - one of the best
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*[[In Search of the Yello Dello]] - Three Stooges parody
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===Photography===
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=== Shorts ===
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Mr. Johnston was a photographer for the [[Wikipedia:PSJA High School|PSJA High School]] newspaper publication The Bear's Tale during his junior and senior years in high school. His freelance career began in 1997 with the purchase of his first camera: a [[Wikipedia:Canon EOS|Canon EOS Rebel XS]] [[Wikipedia:135 film|35mm]] [[Wikipedia:Photographic film|film]] [[Wikipedia:camera|camera]].
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*[[Quality Time with Cardboard Homestar|Quality Time]] - Cardboard Homestar
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*[[Drive-Thru]] - Sever your leg, please
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*[[No Hands On Deck!]] - Cardboard Marzipan
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*[[Summer Short Shorts]] - the segment with Pom Pom
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*[[Sick Day]] - The Cheat crying in the "Puke Pail For Him!"
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*[[The Li'l Brudder Show]] - that's just not right
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*[[Senor Mortgage]] - creepy
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*[[Lookin at a Thing in a Bag]] - brilliant
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Jason's current equipment consists of a [[Wikipedia:Canon EOS 20D|Canon EOS 20D]] [[Wikipedia:Digital single-lens reflex camera|digital SLR camera]] with BG-E2 Vertical Battery Grip, [[Wikipedia:Canon EF 17-40mm lens|Canon EF 17-40mm f/4L USM]], [[Wikipedia:Canon EF 70-200mm lens|Canon EF 70-200mm f/2.8L USM]] lenses, a [[Wikipedia:Speedlite EX|Canon 420EX Speedlite]], a [[Wikipedia:Manfrotto_Group|Bogen/Manfrotto]] 681B pro [[Wikipedia:monopod|monopod]] and a few specialty lenses. Jason has a working [[Wikipedia:Photographic_studio|studio]] in his Texas home that utilizes a monolight strobe system, as well as a portable system complete with light modifiers, reflectors and a collapsible [[Wikipedia:background|background]].
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=== Holiday Toons ===
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*[[Jibblies 2]] - actually kinda scary
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'''Wishlist'''
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*[[Fall Float Parade]] - Coach Z and Marzipan rock together
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*[[Wikipedia:Canon EF 24-70mm f/2.8L lens|Canon EF 24-70mm f/2.8L USM]]
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*[[Senorial Day]] - creepy AND odd
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*[[Wikipedia:Canon EF 16-35mm lens|Canon EF 16-35mm f/2.8L II USM]]
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*[[Homestar Presents: Presents]] - Homestar naked
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*[[Wikipedia:Canon EOS 5D|Canon EOS 5D]]
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*[[Under Construction]] - Awesome
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*[[Malloween Commercial]] - I'll scare your dad!
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== Favorite Homestar Runner stuff ==
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*[[The Best Decemberween Ever]] - makin' fun of Charlie Brown
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=== Wallpaper ===
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[[Image:Seriouslymacintosh.png|200px]]
== External links ==
== External links ==

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This user is an American.
This user lives in Texas.
WP This user is also on Wikipedia.
This user watches Strong Bad Emails on his iPod.
This user uses a Mac.
This user contributes using Mozilla Firefox.
200X This user discovered the H*R website in 2005.
RIGHT This user is right handed
This user wears glasses.
LP This user wears long pants.
This user's favorite character is Strong Sad.
This user's favorite email is Bottom 10.
This user's favorite toon is Weclome Back.
This user loves to play Stinkoman 20X6.
This user enjoys Lappy-era emails the best.
This user loves Teen Girl Squad.
This user loves Puppet Stuff.
This user is a member of The Municipality.
This user can play the piano.
This user mourns the loss of the old paper
This user has rocked out to Trogdor on Guitar Hero 2.
This user supports Pistols for Pandas.
This user has tampered with the DNA evidence.
Looks like this user's gonna have to jump!

Jason Randolph Johnston (born July 10, 1979 in McAllen, TX) is an American artist, photographer, writer and independent filmmaker. He is also a Christian though his work rarely seems influenced by his faith.

He is also a rabid supporter of The Municipality.

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[edit] Favorite Homestar Runner stuff

Of course I love everything on Homestarrunner.com. But if I had to pick my faves, these would be them:

[edit] Strong Bad Emails

[edit] Big Toons

[edit] Shorts

[edit] Holiday Toons

[edit] Wallpaper

[edit] External links

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