Non-Sequitur Champion
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Revision as of 00:11, 5 March 2021
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Senor Cardgage loses the non-sequitur championship to Homsar and must form a coherent thought as punishment.
Cast (in order of appearance): Homestar Runner, Senor Cardgage, Strong Sad
Places: The Show
Date: Friday, February 29, 2008
Running Time: 1:10
Page Title: Non-Sequitur Champion
Contents |
Transcript
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Welcome back ladies and gentlemen. Up next, we got a real whip cream special treat for ya. {medium shot of Homestar} Here to complete a coherent thought is the loser of the Non Sequitur Championship, Senor Cardgage!
{Zoom out. Senor Cardgage walks on stage from the left.}
SENOR CARDGAGE: Thank yo, Presbyterian.
{Cuts to a close-up of Senor Cardgage, facing the camera}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: {off-screen} All right, let 'er rip!
SENOR CARDGAGE: {subtitled} Panctice... Squad... Cutterback.
{A buzzing noise is heard and an X with "Nope Way!" under it appears}
SENOR CARDGAGE: {subtitled} Oh... Lifty Fernandez.
{A buzzing noise is heard and an X with "Nope Way!" under it appears. Zoom out to Homestar Runner and Senor Cardgage}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: One more tryyyy.
{Cut back to a close-up of Senor Cardgage}
SENOR CARDGAGE: Uhh... {subtitled} Grape... Soda... Banked?
{Cut to Homestar Runner}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Judges?
{Cut to Strong Sad sitting at a desk drawing on a piece of paper. A plaque reads "Celebrity Judge(s)"}
STRONG SAD: I think we have a winner!
{Strong Sad shows a drawing of a grape soda bottle with eyes and a mouth with an ATM. Below the drawing is the text "GRAPE SODA BANKED!"}
STRONG SAD: Grape soda banked!
{Cut to Homestar Runner}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Hooray!
SENOR CARDGAGE: {ashamed} Oh.
HOMESTAR RUNNER: There you have it, folks! A coherent thought from Senor Cardgage! Until next time, as always...
{as Homestar says the following, the audience joins in and the words appear onscreen}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Chant words together!
{Credits scroll up as Senor Cardgage and Homestar mumble at each other in the background:
A Sportsinterviews/Chimendez Production
Produced by Cherry Greg
Lighting
Lifty Fernandez
Quizmaster
Juan Aikman
Mr. Runner's Wardrobe provided by
Styles Upon Styles
Finally, a card with "again?" appears.}
Fun Facts
Explanations
- This toon ended a month-long sale of Senor Cardgage and Homsar merchandise, which followed the mention of "Non-Sequitur Champion: Cardgage or Homsar?" in fan club; shoppers were invited to "vote" for their favorite incoherent character by purchasing a T-shirt of either character. Homsar won the title with 63% of the vote.
- Presbyterianism is a family of Christian denominations and a form of Calvinism.
Trivia
- The toon was removed from the Store on May 22, 2008, making it a secret page.
Remarks
- Even when this toon was found in the Store, it was not included in the TV Time Toons menu.
- The Flash file for this toon was originally hosted on videlectrix.com.
- Strong Sad didn't write "Grape Soda Banked" in his usual, elegant handwriting.
- When Strong Sad first draws the picture, it lacks color, but when he shows the camera, the grapes on the label and the bills emerging from the ATM are colored.
- Senor Cardgage has actually had coherent thoughts before. Some of his dialogue in both Senor Mortgage and Senorial Day would qualify as coherent.
Inside References
- This is another mention of grapes.
- Cherry Greg is listed as the producer of this toon.
- Sportsinterviews/Chimendez is listed as the production company.
- Styles Upon Styles is listed as the provider of Homestar's wardrobe.
- The ATM that Strong Sad draws strongly resembles the ATM in Experimental Film.
Fast Forward
- "Chant Words Together" would later be used at the end of the Punkin Show.
