Dangeresque Puppet Squad: The Hot Jones Hijack
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Dangeresque is invited to the Cheat Commandos Bring-Your-Own-Hot-Jones Decemberween Party... but someone stole all the Hot Jones!
Cast (in order of appearance):
- Puppet Strong Bad as Dangeresque
- Puppet The Cheat as Firebert
- Puppet Homestar as
- Robotic Santam'n
- Puppet Crackotage, Fightgar, Reynold, and Gunhaver
- Silent Rip (voice only)
Places: Dangeresque's office, the streets, Price Style, Shady's Grocery Mart, Hot Jones factory, a cliff, Cheat Commandos Headquarters Playset
Date: Saturday, December 23, 2017
Running Time: 7:30 official, 7:22 actual
Page Title: The Hot Jones Hijack!
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Transcript
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{Open to a mug on Dangeresque's desk that reads "i ♥ Brainblow City". Soft Dangeresque theme music with added jingle bells plays. Cut to wide shot of the office as Puppet Dangeresque closes the door.}
STRONG BAD: Oh, I just closed that. ...Door.
{He walks over to his desk and places some envelopes on it}
STRONG BAD: What dangerous mail did we get today?
{Close-up of the mail in Dangeresque's boxing gloves. The envelope on top reads "BILLS!!"}
STRONG BAD: What do we got, some bills...
{Tosses the first envelope aside; the next reads "SUMMONS"}
STRONG BAD: {overpronouncing the "ons"} Summons...
{Tosses it aside; the next reads "come on's" with red hearts around it}
STRONG BAD: Come on's...
{Tosses it aside; the last piece of mail is a picture of Gunhaver in the Cheat Command-snowbile wearing a Santa hat, outside the Arctic playset. It reads "You're invited! B.Y.O.H.J!"}
STRONG BAD: {gasps; cut to front view} I'm invited to the Cheat Commandos Bring-Your-Own-Hot-Jones Decemberween party?! {looks at camera} I gotta get some Hot Jones!
{Dangeresque leaps in the air with a "hup!" and brings his glove back down on the desk, opening the drawer, which contains a copy of strongbad_email.exe Disc Four and his nunchuk gun, which he grabs}
STRONG BAD: Chucked and loaded!
{Cut to outside. Dangeresque (in figurine form) gets into his car, turns the ignition, and steps on the gas. The car screeches down the street as music plays. As it rounds a corner, the shot freezes and the title appears.}
VOICE OVER: Dangeresque: Puppet Squad! The Hot Jones Hi-jack!
{The car resumes driving and soon parks at Price Style. Cut to inside, where some "Towel Papes", "Canned Item", and a box of Cheat Commandos-O's are displayed. "Hot Jones" is all out. Dangeresque walks in, then feels the empty shelf where the Hot Jones should be with questioning grunts.}
STRONG BAD: What?! No Hot Jones?! It's always right here, between the paper towels and the black beans! {rubs chin while ominous music plays} Something's fishy...
{Cut back outside, where Dangeresque drives off and soon arrives at Shady's Grocery Mart. Inside, a sign proclaims "Sold outta Hot Jones!!"}
STRONG BAD: Huh? Sold out again?! What's going on?
{Puppet The Cheat as Firebert enters from the right}
THE CHEAT: {The Cheat noises}
STRONG BAD: Firebert from the Cheat Commandos, whose playsets and toys are on sale everywhere this Decemberween?
THE CHEAT: {affirming The Cheat noises} {the Cheat Commandos and Cheap as Free logos appear with a "ding"}
STRONG BAD: What are you doing here?
THE CHEAT: {The Cheat noises}
STRONG BAD: Ohhh, can't find Hot Jones either, huh? Maybe we should team up!
THE CHEAT: {agreeing The Cheat noises}
STRONG BAD: Let's go straight to the source!
{Dangeresque and Firebert run toward the camera— and Dangeresque hits it with an "oof". Cut back outside, where Dangeresque and Firebert drive off. Music plays as the car roars down the road, eventually arriving at a large building with a Hot Jones logo. A tanker truck is also parked outside. Cut to inside the factory.}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: {off-screen} Action.
STRONG BAD: Whoa! The Hot Jones factory! I hear they keep the secret recipe inside a security Turducken! That's a twelve-year-old's diary, inside a hotel safe, inside my seventh grade locker! {each of these things appears; a locked book titled "Secret Thoughts About a Greg", an "Econo 'Lock'" safe, and a locker with Limozeen and "Dragon Man!!" graffiti} I could never get that thing open!
{They suddenly hear Homestar's voice and turn around to see Puppet Homestar; he's wearing a wig with Christmas lights in it, and a Canadian maple leaf has been taped over his star}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: {fake, exaggerated French accent} Who needs a secret recipe when you can steal all ze Hot Jones wiz a tanker truck? {outside view, where the tanker truck is still parked}
STRONG BAD: Stingy Relenk, the French Canadian smuggler and Decemberween-themed bad guy!
THE CHEAT: {angry growl}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Zat correct, Dangeresque! {as his accent is increasingly exaggerated, his next line is subtitled} I'm going to steal so much Hot Jones, I may need subtitles!
{Wide shot as Dangeresque brandishes his nunchuk gun}
STRONG BAD: Hold it right there!
HOMESTAR RUNNER: {close-up on him again} I think it is you who will hold it right zere, Dangeresque!
{Dangeresque and Firebert start toward him}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Decoration!
{Christmas lights snag around Dangeresque's feet like a trap, and suddenly he and Firebert are hanging upside-down, ensnared in Christmas lights}
STRONG BAD: Whoa!
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Hon hon hon hon!
STRONG BAD: You know we'll just cut ourselves down from here in no time, right?
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Not before you are cut down by my robotic Santam'n!
{Cut to an innocent-looking plush Santam'n whose internal music box is playing}
STRONG BAD: Awww...
THE CHEAT: {The Cheat noises to the same effect}
{The Santam'n suddenly gains sharp knives in his gloves, then an evil frown. Music sting.}
STRONG BAD: Aah!
THE CHEAT: {frightened The Cheat noises}
{Cut back to the Santam'n, who has started mechanically dancing and spinning. The lyrics to his music box song can now be heard.}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: {from the music box, accompanied by background singers} Oh, Santam'n is a blade man! He's comin' for you! To chop you in two!
{Cut back to Stingy Relenk}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Au revoir, Dangeresque! And Fau-bere!
STRONG BAD: {offscreen} Who's Fau-bere?
{Cut outside. The tanker truck drives off.}
Fun Facts
Inside References
- The plot focuses on Hot Jones, a drink which first appeared in A Death-Defying Decemberween.
External Links
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