Dangeresque Puppet Squad: The Hot Jones Hijack

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==Transcript==
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''{Open to a mug on Dangeresque's desk that reads "i ♥ Brainblow City". Soft Dangeresque theme music with added jingle bells plays. Cut to wide shot of the office as Puppet Dangeresque closes the door.}''
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, I just closed that. ...Door.
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''{He walks over to his desk and places some envelopes on it}''
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'''STRONG BAD:''' What dangerous mail did we get today?
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''{Close-up of the mail in Dangeresque's boxing gloves. The envelope on top reads "BILLS!!"}''
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'''STRONG BAD:''' What do we got, some bills...
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''{Tosses the first envelope aside; the next reads "SUMMONS"}''
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{overpronouncing the "ons"}'' Summons...
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''{Tosses it aside; the next reads "come on's" with red hearts around it}''
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Come on's...
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''{Tosses it aside; the last piece of mail is a picture of Gunhaver in the Cheat Command-snowbile wearing a Santa hat, outside the Arctic playset. It reads "You're invited! B.Y.O.H.J!"}''
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{gasps; cut to front view}'' I'm invited to the Cheat Commandos Bring-Your-Own-Hot-Jones Decemberween party?! ''{looks at camera}'' I gotta get some Hot Jones!
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''{Dangeresque leaps in the air with a "hup!" and brings his glove back down on the desk, opening the drawer, which contains a copy of strongbad_email.exe Disc Four and his Nunchuck Gun, which he grabs}''
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Chucked and loaded!
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''{Cut to outside. Dangeresque (in figurine form) gets into his car, turns the ignition, and steps on the gas. The car screeches down the street as music plays. As it rounds a corner, the shot freezes and the title appears.}''
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'''VOICE OVER:''' Dangeresque: Puppet Squad! The Hot Jones Hi-jack!
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''{The car resumes driving and soon parks at Price Style.}''
==Fun Facts==
==Fun Facts==

Revision as of 17:08, 23 December 2017

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"It's the new punkin spice!"

Dangeresque is invited to the Cheat Commandos Bring-Your-Own-Hot-Jones Decemberween Party... but someone stole all the Hot Jones!

Cast (in order of appearance):

Places: Dangeresque's office, the streets, Price Style, Shady's Grocery Mart, Hot Jones factory, a cliff, Cheat Commandos Headquarters Playset

Date: Saturday, December 23, 2017

Running Time: 7:30 official, 7:22 actual

Page Title: The Hot Jones Hijack!

Transcript

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{Open to a mug on Dangeresque's desk that reads "i ♥ Brainblow City". Soft Dangeresque theme music with added jingle bells plays. Cut to wide shot of the office as Puppet Dangeresque closes the door.}

STRONG BAD: Oh, I just closed that. ...Door.

{He walks over to his desk and places some envelopes on it}

STRONG BAD: What dangerous mail did we get today?

{Close-up of the mail in Dangeresque's boxing gloves. The envelope on top reads "BILLS!!"}

STRONG BAD: What do we got, some bills...

{Tosses the first envelope aside; the next reads "SUMMONS"}

STRONG BAD: {overpronouncing the "ons"} Summons...

{Tosses it aside; the next reads "come on's" with red hearts around it}

STRONG BAD: Come on's...

{Tosses it aside; the last piece of mail is a picture of Gunhaver in the Cheat Command-snowbile wearing a Santa hat, outside the Arctic playset. It reads "You're invited! B.Y.O.H.J!"}

STRONG BAD: {gasps; cut to front view} I'm invited to the Cheat Commandos Bring-Your-Own-Hot-Jones Decemberween party?! {looks at camera} I gotta get some Hot Jones!

{Dangeresque leaps in the air with a "hup!" and brings his glove back down on the desk, opening the drawer, which contains a copy of strongbad_email.exe Disc Four and his Nunchuck Gun, which he grabs}

STRONG BAD: Chucked and loaded!

{Cut to outside. Dangeresque (in figurine form) gets into his car, turns the ignition, and steps on the gas. The car screeches down the street as music plays. As it rounds a corner, the shot freezes and the title appears.}

VOICE OVER: Dangeresque: Puppet Squad! The Hot Jones Hi-jack!

{The car resumes driving and soon parks at Price Style.}

Fun Facts

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