Email Intros, Part Two

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This article is about the second DVD feature. For the DVD feature of the original 100 email intros, see Email Intros. For the up-to-date list of all email intros, see Strong Bad Email Intros.

Email Intros, Part Two is a video on strongbad_email.exe. It's a compilation of the intros to each of the next 60 Strong Bad Email intros (the little songs or other things Strong Bad says at the beginning of each email), starting with the one from email #101.

Cast (in order of appearance): Strong Bad

Places: Computer Room, Marzipan's House

Computer: Compy 386, Lappy 486, Tandy 400

Running Time:

DVD Exclusive: strongbad_email.exe Disc Five

Transcript

STRONG BAD: The views expressed in the following email show do not necessarily reflect the opinions of anybody cool. Oh, except me. {lowers voice} I'm cool.

{cut to a different scene}

STRONG BAD: Oh email, I'm gonna let you down easy... when I break up with you.

{cut to a different scene}

STRONG BAD: Man, if I had a nickel for every email I get, I would throw them at people in the food court. From that railing, like up above.

{cut to a different scene}

STRONG BAD: Everybody loves this, everybody needs this, it's time for funny stuff.

{cut to a different scene}

STRONG BAD: Our next show, is a family show. It...is...the email.

{cut to a different scene}

STRONG BAD: Oh, here comes little e-mail, with a gun in his hand...

{cut to a different scene}

STRONG BAD: Let's check a Strong Bad Email, you and me. Together. Like we used to. Like a family.

{cut to a different scene}

STRONG BAD: Oh, I'm an e-mail gambler... that means I play cards with e-mails. Full house.

{cut to a different scene}

STRONG BAD: I'm not gonna sing an email song this week e—{realizes mistake} Oh. Never mind.

{cut to a different scene}

STRONG BAD: Uh, let's see here... {typing} Make friends with Kerrek.

{A message pops up. It reads, "The Kerrek says he has enough friends already. And he doesn't like your short, short pants." His score also drops to -40.}

STRONG BAD: What the!? (presses enter} Um... {typing} Buy Kerrek a cold one.

{Kerrek smashes him on the head. There is another message. It reads, "The Kerrek is a teetotaller and is offended by your offer. He pounds your head into the ground. You dead." His score also drops to -45.}

STRONG BAD: WHAT?! Oh man... Stupid game! {types "quit." A message says, "You quitter."} I guess I should do the thing... that I do. {pulls up the a> sign and types "strongbad_email.exe"}'

{cut to a different scene}

STRONG BAD: I got an email in my pocket, and I think it's starting to melt.

{cut to a different scene}

STRONG BAD: Let's get it over with! With the email style, get it over with!

{cut to a different scene}

STRONG BAD: Oh, here comes The Strong Baaaaad... Oh, here comes The Strong Baaaaad!

{cut to a different scene}

STRONG BAD: I'm checkin' e-mail, I'm checkin' e-mail. Hey, hey, I'm checkin' e-mail, I'm checkin' e-mail.

{cut to a different scene}

STRONG BAD: Checkin' emails with a VISCOSITY since 2001, it's a Strong Bad Email.

{cut to a different scene}

STRONG BAD: Ow ow ow... Ow ow oww... Ow ow owww... Email...

{cut to a different scene}

STRONG BAD: Tonight on Strong Bad Email: Comedian Coach Z, actress Marzipan, and some guy from a zoo.

{cut to a different scene}

STRONG BAD: I got the email, you got the email, I got the email, you got the email.

{cut to a different scene}

See also

• The transcripts for Strong Bad Email Intros.
• Email Intros