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I HAVE RETURNED!!!!

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I Just wanted a Christmas Ham

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This user's favorite email is technology.

This user's favorite toon is Cool Tapes.

This user loves Sweet Cuppin' Cakes.

This user loves Teen Girl Squad.

This user's favorite character is Coach Z.

This user likes the Old Games the best.

This user loves Cheat Commandos.

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Subject: Benol
Hey there, ho there! I'm Benol! The Coach B, I'd guess you'd call me. Or plain old Coach is fine, seein' as I'm the only one around, so, probably no one else would answer to that. You say "Hey Coach!", and I'd say "Yeah?" or..."That's me!" or..."Hoo-hah!"
Coach Z is the best jengajam on the whole website. I won't lie to you. Strong Bad is no way as cool as him. I mean, even the cheat doesn't even compare to his awsomeness.
E mail me at olsonbe@bellsouth.net. I don't have AIM, or MSN, and I will never get them. no, not even for you, Nebulon. However, I have YIM. My name is Benol_The_Master. I have a blog. it's called Shiny Box I also have a homestar blog. it's called Casaestrella Corredor
I also live in Georgia. Really REALLY close to Atlanta, (where The Brothers Chaps live). Just about half an hour away.

[edit] My Username

I swear this guy isn't me!

My user name began when I got a cool computer thing called a Cybiko. It told me to create a username, and I tried to put my whole name in. It woulsn't fit, and got shortened to benols. I decided to take the "s" off, and benol was born.

Pronounciation: Ben-ole (rhymes with hole) NOT Ben-all (rhymes with ball)

(Note:benol is not to be confused with BeNOL, a high preformance racing oil.)

[edit] Other Website Usernames

[edit] The Homestar Runner Experience

My first experience with homestar was when I was in the 5th grade. somebody told me about a thing called "Homestar Talker" where you could make someone talk. He told me that he said "marshmallow" wierd. When I got home, I completely forgot what it was called. then, in 7th grade, I saw my friend Robert wearing a Strong Bad hoodie. I saw on the back the Homestar Runner website URL and went to it when I got home. I had been hooked on Homestar ever since.

[edit] Homestar Favorites

Favorite character: Coach Z
Favorite Toon: Cool Things
Favorite Sbemail: dangeresque 3
Favorite Song: a tie between These peoples try to fade me and The theme from DANGERESQUE II: This time, it's not Dangeresque I

[edit] favorite quotes

HOMESTAR RUNNER: And now, I ran out of the house, naked somehow.
THE CHEAT: Meh!
COACH Z: I'm the blade man, man!
MARZIPAN: Coach Z, that's gross!
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Somebody's a gwabbin' my butt!

[edit] My sig

this be my sig. -- Benol, aka Coach B

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[edit] Contribs!

I made Minor Companies! I also came up with the idea for Radio Stations and Shows

[edit] Really Fake Pictures

[edit] Haikus are overrated! It's Limerick Time!!!

Feel free to post your own

There once was a guy named Homestar
He wanted to drive a car
He put in the key
It started to splee
And he didn't get very far!-- Benol, aka Coach B

[edit] External Links

My chatbot Fun to chat to. I swear it isn't a real person!
A.L.I.C.E. The most inteligent chatbot. I swear this isn't a person.
Albino Blacksheep I know everybody has gone here, but here's the link anyways.
DON'T CLICK HERE!!! I MEAN IT!!!!
DON'T CLICK HERE EITHER!!! It will steal your soul!!!
a comic I made
listen to my favorite radio station, Star 94 Requires Internet Explorer
Listen to my radio station I made with Yahoo! Music it's cool!

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-[[Image:Benolpic.jpg|thumb|I Just wanted a Christmas Ham!]]<blockquote class="tandy email">Wow, I finally got my own account, after like FOREVER of trying. well, ummmm, I'm Benol, and , ummmmm Hi, I guess.</blockquote>
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+http://www.sloganizer.net/en/image,Benol,yellow,black.png
+<br>refresh to see more slogans!
+<big><big><big><big>I HAVE RETURNED!!!!</big></big></big></big>
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+<div class="usermessage">Everyone has one of these [[User_talk:Benol|message]] things.</div>
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+{{User:Benol/randomfacts}}
+http://benol.podOmatic.com/badge.gif
+[http://benol.podOmatic.com/?badge=1 Click Here!]
+http://www.geocities.com/jurjyfrort/coachz.jpg
+<span style="font-size:140%;">♪ Timmy was a chemist, Timmy is no more. What Timmy thought was [[Wikipedia:Water|H<sub>2</sub>O]] was [[Wikipedia:Sulfuric acid|H<sub>2</sub>SO<sub>4</sub>]]! ♪</span><br><br>
+<blockquote style="background:#0C0; color:#FFF; padding:1em; width:500px; border:none; font-weight:bold; text-align:center; font-family:arial, helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size:125%;line-height:160%;">THE FOLLOWING <span style="font-size:140%;">USER PAGE</span> HAS BEEN APPROVED FOR<br><br>
+<span style="font-size:140%;">MOST AUDIENCES SOMETIMES</span><br><br>
+BY SOME PEOPLE WHO KNOW WHAT'S BEST</span><br>
+<br>
+IT BE RATED
+{| cellpadding="4" cellspacing="0" style="background:none; border:1px #FFF solid; margin:0 auto; color:white"
+|-
+| style="border:1px #FFF solid;" | <span style="font:bolder 200% serif">PG</span>
+| style="border:1px #FFF solid;" | FOR COOLNESS AND<br>''VERY'' COOL STUFF
+|}
+</blockquote>
+</div>
+[[Image:Wikistress3D 5 v3.jpg|thumb|right|150px|Could it go any higher?]]
+[[Image:Benolpic.jpg|thumb|left|I Just wanted a Christmas Ham]]
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+[http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/6a/Water_on_mars.jpg OMG!!!! PROOF THERE IS WATER ON MARS!!!!]
 == me ==
-<blockquote class="lappy email"><div>subject: Benol</div>Hey there, ho there! I'm Benol! The Coach B, I'd guess you'd call me. Or plain old Coach is fine, seein' as I'm the only one around, so, probably no one else would answer to that. You say "Hey Coach!", and I'd say "Yeah?" or..."That's me!" or..."Hoo-hah!"
+{{User:Benol/userbox}}
+http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y1/benol151/benoleinstien.jpg
+<blockquote class="lappy email"><div>Subject: Benol</div>Hey there, ho there! I'm Benol! The Coach B, I'd guess you'd call me. Or plain old Coach is fine, seein' as I'm the only one around, so, probably no one else would answer to that. You say "Hey Coach!", and I'd say "Yeah?" or..."That's me!" or..."Hoo-hah!"
 Coach Z is the best jengajam on the whole website. I won't lie to you. Strong Bad is no way as cool as him. I mean, even the cheat doesn't even compare to his awsomeness.
-E mail me at [mailto:olsonbe@bellsouth.net olsonbe@bellsouth.net]. I don't have AIM, or MSN or YIM or any of that, and I will never get it. no, not even for you, Nebulon. I have a blog. it's called [http://shinyboxy.blogspot.com/ Shiny Box] I also have a homestar blog. it's called [http://casaestrellacorredor.blogspot.com/ Casaestrella Corredor]</blockquote>
+E mail me at [mailto:olsonbe@bellsouth.net olsonbe@bellsouth.net]. I don't have AIM, or MSN, and I will never get them. no, not even for you, Nebulon. However, I have YIM. My name is Benol_The_Master. I have a blog. it's called [http://shinyboxy.blogspot.com/ Shiny Box] I also have a homestar blog. it's called [http://casaestrellacorredor.blogspot.com/ Casaestrella Corredor]
+I also live in Georgia. Really '''REALLY''' close to Atlanta, (where [[The Brothers Chaps]] live). Just about half an hour away.</blockquote>
+== My Username ==
+http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y1/benol151/benoldictionary.jpg
+[[Image:Benoloil.jpg|thumb|I swear this guy isn't me!]]
+My user name began when I got a cool computer thing called a [[Wikipedia:Cybiko|Cybiko]]. It told me to create a username, and I tried to put my whole name in. It woulsn't fit, and got shortened to benols. I decided to take the "s" off, and benol was born.
+Pronounciation: Ben-ole (rhymes with hole) '''NOT''' Ben-all (rhymes with ball)
+(Note:benol is not to be confused with BeNOL, a high preformance racing oil.)
+=== Other Website Usernames ===
+*[[Wikipedia:Main Page|Wikipedi]][[Commandos in the Classroom|a]]: [[Wikipedia:User:Benol|Benol]]
+*[http://uncyclopedia.org/ Uncyclopedia]: [http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/User:Benol Benol]
+*[http://www.neopets.com Neopets]: [http://www.neopets.com/randomfriend.phtml?user=benol151 benol151]
+*[http://www.blogger.com Blogger]: [http://www.blogger.com/profile/15029899 benol]
+*[http://www.photobucket.com Photobucket]: [http://photobucket.com/albums/y1/benol151/ benol151]
+*[http://www.nick.com Nickelodeon]: [http://www.nick.com/mynick/nickPage/index.jhtml?username=benol benol]
+*[http://www.deviantart.com Deviant Art]: [http://benol.deviantart.com/ benol]
+*[http://www.blogger.com Blogger]: [http://www.blogger.com/profile/15029899 benol]
+== The Homestar Runner Experience ==
+My first experience with homestar was when I was in the 5th grade. somebody told me about a thing called "[[Homestar Talker]]" where you could make someone talk. He told me that he said "marshmallow" wierd. When I got home, I completely forgot what it was called. then, in 7th grade, I saw my friend Robert wearing a [[Strong Bad]] hoodie. I saw on the back the Homestar Runner website URL and went to it when I got home. I had been hooked on Homestar ever since.
+=== Homestar Favorites ===
+*Favorite character: [[Coach Z]]
+*Favorite Toon: [[Cool Things]]
+*Favorite Sbemail: [[dangeresque 3]]
+*Favorite Song: a tie between [[These peoples try to fade me]] and [[The theme from DANGERESQUE II: This time, it's not Dangeresque I]]
 == favorite quotes ==
@@ Line 17: / Line 108: @@
 <br>'''MARZIPAN:''' Coach Z, that's gross!
 <br>'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Somebody's a gwabbin' my butt!</blockquote>
-<blockquote> Para todos que hablan español, yo tengo una una página secreta. Si usted lo encuentra, el trabajo entonces bueno. si usted hace no, usted es estúpido.</blockquote>
 == My sig ==
-this is my sig. --{{User:Benol/sig}} 02:54, 6 November 2005 (UTC)
+this be my sig. --{{User:Benol/sig}}
 == ASCII ==
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 ??????????????~=??????????=~~???????+~~??????~~=?????~~+?????~~??????~~??????=~~???????+~~??????????+~?????????????????$
 </pre>
+== Contribs! ==
+<blockquote class="tandy email">I made <font color=white>[[Minor Companies]]!</font>
+I also came up with the idea for <font color=white>[[Radio Stations and Shows]]</font></blockquote>
+==Real<span style="color:#FFFFFF">ly Fake</span> Pictures==
+http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y1/benol151/office-building.jpg<br>http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y1/benol151/BAR-B-Q.jpg<br>http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y1/benol151/pack-square.jpg
+<br>http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y1/benol151/error-message.png
+== Haikus are overrated! It's Limerick Time!!! ==
+[[Image:Stinkogame3-End.png]]
+Feel free to post your own
+There once was a guy named Homestar<br>He wanted to drive a car<br>He put in the key<br>It started to splee<br>And he didn't get very far!--{{User:Benol/sig}}
-== GUESTBOOK! ==
-please sign! it would be appreciatated
-''use the # format''
+== External Links ==
-#&mdash; {{User:Stinkoman K/Sig}} 18:32, 19 November 2005 (UTC) MY FIRST SPOT!
+*[http://www.runabot.com/cgi-bin/webcom/raim?botname=benolbot My chatbot] Fun to chat to. I swear it isn't a real person!
-#[[User:Heimstern Läufer|Heimstern Läufer]] 18:36, 19 November 2005 (UTC)
+*[http://www.pandorabots.com/pandora/talk?botid=f5d922d97e345aa1 A.L.I.C.E.] The most inteligent chatbot. I swear this isn't a person.
-#&mdash; {{User:Lapper/sig}} 20:22, 19 November 2005 (UTC)
+*[http://www.albinoblacksheep.com Albino Blacksheep] I know everybody has gone here, but here's the link anyways.
-#[[User:Jibney|Coach Z]]-this is a prorty gord usor porge! great jorb! oh...i morn...great jarb! or...i morn...great JEEEEAREAORFORB! worl gord lork!
+*[http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/you.html DON'T CLICK HERE!!!] I MEAN IT!!!!
-#{{User:The Chort/sig}} 18:35, 21 November 2005 (UTC) My autograph? Sure!
+*[http://www.mindistortion.net/iwantyoursoul/?i_am=Benol DON'T CLICK HERE EITHER!!!] It will steal your soul!!!
-#[[Image:homsar_small.PNG]]<span style="color: #ff4500;">Homsarroks</span>[[Image:kookysig.gif]]-Check out my new sig!
+*[http://www.mindistortion.net/comicgen/?view=36255 a comic I made]
+*[http://tuner1.dc1.sonixtream.com./solon/media/tuner/Tuner?aff=star94&type=IE listen to my favorite radio station, Star 94] Requires Internet Explorer
+*[http://music.yahoo.com/lc/?rt=0&rp1=0&rp2=1937202201 Listen to my radio station I made with Yahoo! Music] it's cool!

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