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==<font color="orange">Introduction==
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==Introduction==
Hey, there! I'm <span style="color: orange;">'''''The Chort'''''</span>! No, I don't look anything like [[The Cheat]], nor can I speak [[Coach Z]] <small>(although I still try)</small>. I'm just another [[Homestar Runner (Flash cartoon)|Homestar Runner]] Fan. I was bitten by the H*R bug near the end of April 2005, when I was rather bored. I had already discovered [[TROGDOR!]] and [[Peasant's Quest]] but couldn't be bothered to explore the rest of the site. I decided to use a certain obscenely popular search engine to do a quick search for more information about this [[Trogdor]] guy I had heard of. <small>(And for the "Secret Code" for TROGDOR!.)</small> It was a search that would change my life forever. A few clicks later, <font color=red>'''BAM!'''</font color=red> I was watching [[dragon|SBEmail #58, dragon!]] My first thoughts of the site were something along the lines of <font color=red>'''"What the crap is going on here?!"'''</font color=red> So I searched the [[FAQ]] to find out what the point of the site was. Instead, I learnt that there was this secret game that was apparently impossible to beat. Yep, it was [[Super Kingio Bros]]. Interested, I did another search using the same obscenely popular serach engine and <font color=red>'''KAPOW!'''</font color=red> I was addicted to the [[Main Page|HRWiki!]] Three months later, I had watched <font color=red>'''EVERY'''</font color=red> toon on the site at least once and finally decided to sign up with a unique and imaginative Username. As you can see, I didn't succeed. Anyway, now I've bored all of you to death with my entire life story, on with the fun stuff!
Hey, there! I'm <span style="color: orange;">'''''The Chort'''''</span>! No, I don't look anything like [[The Cheat]], nor can I speak [[Coach Z]] <small>(although I still try)</small>. I'm just another [[Homestar Runner (Flash cartoon)|Homestar Runner]] Fan. I was bitten by the H*R bug near the end of April 2005, when I was rather bored. I had already discovered [[TROGDOR!]] and [[Peasant's Quest]] but couldn't be bothered to explore the rest of the site. I decided to use a certain obscenely popular search engine to do a quick search for more information about this [[Trogdor]] guy I had heard of. <small>(And for the "Secret Code" for TROGDOR!.)</small> It was a search that would change my life forever. A few clicks later, <font color=red>'''BAM!'''</font color=red> I was watching [[dragon|SBEmail #58, dragon!]] My first thoughts of the site were something along the lines of <font color=red>'''"What the crap is going on here?!"'''</font color=red> So I searched the [[FAQ]] to find out what the point of the site was. Instead, I learnt that there was this secret game that was apparently impossible to beat. Yep, it was [[Super Kingio Bros]]. Interested, I did another search using the same obscenely popular serach engine and <font color=red>'''KAPOW!'''</font color=red> I was addicted to the [[Main Page|HRWiki!]] Three months later, I had watched <font color=red>'''EVERY'''</font color=red> toon on the site at least once and finally decided to sign up with a unique and imaginative Username. As you can see, I didn't succeed. Anyway, now I've bored all of you to death with my entire life story, on with the fun stuff!
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==<font color="orange">About Me==
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==About Me==
I'm male and I'm 15 years old <small>(that's just a little less than 16!)</small>. I live in England, which makes '''[[sb_email 22|this]]''' certain SBEmail very relevant to me. Unfortunately, I don't have as much spare time as I used to, but whenever I get to <s>waste</s> spend time on the Wiki, I like to hang around the Recent Changes page, checking out all the edits and, if necessary, <font color=red>'''DESTROYING'''</font color=red> the crap ones. I also like voting on STUFF and enjoy going through the unused images, marking any duplicates or those in the wrong format for <font color=red>'''DELETION'''</font color=red>. More recently, I have started to hunt down used or unused personal images and sort them into their appropriate categories. And not only that, I might even update this page with crap <s>to tempt you into visiting again, thus boosting the number of page views</s> to entertain you lovely people.
I'm male and I'm 15 years old <small>(that's just a little less than 16!)</small>. I live in England, which makes '''[[sb_email 22|this]]''' certain SBEmail very relevant to me. Unfortunately, I don't have as much spare time as I used to, but whenever I get to <s>waste</s> spend time on the Wiki, I like to hang around the Recent Changes page, checking out all the edits and, if necessary, <font color=red>'''DESTROYING'''</font color=red> the crap ones. I also like voting on STUFF and enjoy going through the unused images, marking any duplicates or those in the wrong format for <font color=red>'''DELETION'''</font color=red>. More recently, I have started to hunt down used or unused personal images and sort them into their appropriate categories. And not only that, I might even update this page with crap <s>to tempt you into visiting again, thus boosting the number of page views</s> to entertain you lovely people.
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|[[Image:sbemail110.png|75px]] || [[Strong Bad Email]] || [[for kids]] || <font color="orange">"'''Look, The Cheat is behind the freaking box!! HE'S BEHIND THE BOX! I'LL KILL YOU!! I'LL KILL ALL YOUR DOGS!!'''"
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|[[Image:sbemail110.png|75px]] || [[Strong Bad Email]] || [[for kids]] || "'''Look, The Cheat is behind the freaking box!! HE'S BEHIND THE BOX! I'LL KILL YOU!! I'LL KILL ALL YOUR DOGS!!'''"
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|[[Image:thnikkafied-machine.png|75px]] || [[Marzipan's Answering Machine]] || [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 12.2|Version 12.2]] || <font color="orange">"''You said you'd bake us a cake!'' You said you'd bake us a cake! ''You said you'd bake us a cake!'' You said you'd bake us a cake..."
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|[[Image:thnikkafied-machine.png|75px]] || [[Marzipan's Answering Machine]] || [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 12.2|Version 12.2]] || "''You said you'd bake us a cake!'' You said you'd bake us a cake! ''You said you'd bake us a cake!'' You said you'd bake us a cake..."
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|[[Image:ilsg.PNG|75px]] || [[Teen Girl Squad]] || [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 9|Issue 9]] || <font color="orange">"BFF carved in a tree, That stands for '''BAOW! FOM! FROOSH!'''"
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|[[Image:ilsg.PNG|75px]] || [[Teen Girl Squad]] || [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 9|Issue 9]] || "BFF carved in a tree, That stands for '''BAOW! FOM! FROOSH!'''"
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|[[Image:Saddy Dumpington 2.PNG|75px]] || [[Toons|Big Toon]] || [[A Folky Tale]] || <font color="orange">"That kind of thing might work on Coach X, or Coach Y, '''but you're dealing with Coach dang Z!!'''"
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|[[Image:Saddy Dumpington 2.PNG|75px]] || [[Toons|Big Toon]] || [[A Folky Tale]] || "That kind of thing might work on Coach X, or Coach Y, '''but you're dealing with Coach dang Z!!'''"
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|[[Image:sbemail87.PNG|75px]] || [[Powered By The Cheat]] || [[mile]] || <font color="orange">"Hey, Strong Bad, you jumped over some of my buses!"
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|[[Image:sbemail87.PNG|75px]] || [[Powered By The Cheat]] || [[mile]] || "Hey, Strong Bad, you jumped over some of my buses!"
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|[[Image:post-it-notes.jpg|75px]] || [[Puppet Stuff]] || [[Biz Cas Fri 2]] ||<font color="orange">"'''Millions, I tell ya! Millions!! I'm gonna save the company millions!! I'm savin' bunches of money...'''"
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|[[Image:post-it-notes.jpg|75px]] || [[Puppet Stuff]] || [[Biz Cas Fri 2]] ||"'''Millions, I tell ya! Millions!! I'm gonna save the company millions!! I'm savin' bunches of money...'''"
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|[[Image:dween.png|75px]] || [[Holiday Toons|Holiday Toon(s)]] || [[Decemberween In July]] || <font color="orange">"Greta is <s>making cookies.</s> ''feeding the mouse bug spray.'' When will <s>t</s>he<s>y</s> be done<s>?</s> ''for?''"  
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|[[Image:dween.png|75px]] || [[Holiday Toons|Holiday Toon(s)]] || [[Decemberween In July]] || "Greta is <s>making cookies.</s> ''feeding the mouse bug spray.'' When will <s>t</s>he<s>y</s> be done<s>?</s> ''for?''"  
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|[[Image:underconstruction02.png|75px]] || [[20X6]] || [[Under Construction]] || <font color="orange">"Hey, Stickly Man. '''WHAAAAAAT''' are you doing?"
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|[[Image:underconstruction02.png|75px]] || [[20X6]] || [[Under Construction]] || "Hey, Stickly Man. '''WHAAAAAAT''' are you doing?"
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|[[Image:Weather.PNG|75px]] || [[Main Pages|Main Page]] || [[Main Page 11]] || <font color="orange">"Today's forecast is total crap!"
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|[[Image:Weather.PNG|75px]] || [[Main Pages|Main Page]] || [[Main Page 11]] || "Today's forecast is total crap!"
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|[[Image:Strumstar Hammer pg17.jpg|75px]] || [[Strumstar Hammer|Easter Egg]] || [[kids' book]], [[HR:sb_book/sb_book1.html|"book"]] || <font color="orange">"<strike>Knowing that he could not have done it without</strike> The Homestar Runner<strike>'s help,</strike> ''and'' Pom-Pom <strike>shared the trophy.</strike> ''lifted a comode.''"
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|[[Image:Strumstar Hammer pg17.jpg|75px]] || [[Strumstar Hammer|Easter Egg]] || [[kids' book]], [[HR:sb_book/sb_book1.html|"book"]] || "<strike>Knowing that he could not have done it without</strike> The Homestar Runner<strike>'s help,</strike> ''and'' Pom-Pom <strike>shared the trophy.</strike> ''lifted a comode.''"
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Introduction

Hey, there! I'm The Chort! No, I don't look anything like The Cheat, nor can I speak Coach Z (although I still try). I'm just another Homestar Runner Fan. I was bitten by the H*R bug near the end of April 2005, when I was rather bored. I had already discovered TROGDOR! and Peasant's Quest but couldn't be bothered to explore the rest of the site. I decided to use a certain obscenely popular search engine to do a quick search for more information about this Trogdor guy I had heard of. (And for the "Secret Code" for TROGDOR!.) It was a search that would change my life forever. A few clicks later, BAM! I was watching SBEmail #58, dragon! My first thoughts of the site were something along the lines of "What the crap is going on here?!" So I searched the FAQ to find out what the point of the site was. Instead, I learnt that there was this secret game that was apparently impossible to beat. Yep, it was Super Kingio Bros. Interested, I did another search using the same obscenely popular serach engine and KAPOW! I was addicted to the HRWiki! Three months later, I had watched EVERY toon on the site at least once and finally decided to sign up with a unique and imaginative Username. As you can see, I didn't succeed. Anyway, now I've bored all of you to death with my entire life story, on with the fun stuff!

About Me

I'm male and I'm 15 years old (that's just a little less than 16!). I live in England, which makes this certain SBEmail very relevant to me. Unfortunately, I don't have as much spare time as I used to, but whenever I get to waste spend time on the Wiki, I like to hang around the Recent Changes page, checking out all the edits and, if necessary, DESTROYING the crap ones. I also like voting on STUFF and enjoy going through the unused images, marking any duplicates or those in the wrong format for DELETION. More recently, I have started to hunt down used or unused personal images and sort them into their appropriate categories. And not only that, I might even update this page with crap to tempt you into visiting again, thus boosting the number of page views to entertain you lovely people.

Favourite Quotes

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This user misses The Paper. :'-(
This user is British.
This user was recently converted to Mozilla Firefox 'cause it's fab!
RC This user likes to drop by Recent Changes every now and then.
RV This user reverts vandalism and bad edits.
This user enjoys tasering that gnome gnome work.
This user's favourite character is Crack Stuntman. Yes.
THIS USER JUST HATES THAT FWEAKIN' MARSHMALLOW SO MUCH!
This user does NOT miss Original Principal Skinner Bubs.
This user sees the goat as half-dead.
This user thinks The Chort is not a good Username. He's still going to keep it, though.
Get outta here, Nebulon! This user doesn't like your style!
Oh, this user will TELL you what he thinks of Strong Bad!
Hey! Quit bitin' this user's style!
Screenshot Category Name Quote
Strong Bad Email for kids "Look, The Cheat is behind the freaking box!! HE'S BEHIND THE BOX! I'LL KILL YOU!! I'LL KILL ALL YOUR DOGS!!"
Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 12.2 "You said you'd bake us a cake! You said you'd bake us a cake! You said you'd bake us a cake! You said you'd bake us a cake..."
Teen Girl Squad Issue 9 "BFF carved in a tree, That stands for BAOW! FOM! FROOSH!"
Big Toon A Folky Tale "That kind of thing might work on Coach X, or Coach Y, but you're dealing with Coach dang Z!!"
Powered By The Cheat mile "Hey, Strong Bad, you jumped over some of my buses!"
Puppet Stuff Biz Cas Fri 2 "Millions, I tell ya! Millions!! I'm gonna save the company millions!! I'm savin' bunches of money..."
Holiday Toon(s) Decemberween In July "Greta is making cookies. feeding the mouse bug spray. When will they be done? for?"
20X6 Under Construction "Hey, Stickly Man. WHAAAAAAT are you doing?"
Main Page Main Page 11 "Today's forecast is total crap!"
Easter Egg kids' book, "book" "Knowing that he could not have done it without The Homestar Runner's help, and Pom-Pom shared the trophy. lifted a comode."
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