That a Ghost
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| - | + | When ever Homestar shows up, click on him to be transported to vinniesclub.tk | |
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| - | '''OLD | + | '''INTRO''' |
| + | '''OLD TIMEY HOMESTAR''' | ||
| + | Hey you all... welcome to vinniesclub.tk | ||
| + | '''OLD TIMEY MARZIPAN''' | ||
| + | With no punkins! | ||
| + | '''SICKLY SAM''' | ||
| + | ...OR | ||
== Fun Facts == | == Fun Facts == | ||
Revision as of 11:07, 11 November 2005
The old-timey characters seek a reward for the capture of a ghost.
Cast (in order of appearance): Old-Timey Marzipan, The Homestar Runner, Fat Dudley, Old-Timey Strong Bad, The Sneak, Strong Man, The Guys, Old-Timey Bubs, Sickly Sam, The Ghost
Places: The Field (Old-Timey), The Old Pietimer Place, Punkin Patch, Cholera Acres Cemetary
Page Title: Bury me deep I'm cold and clammy!
Date: October 18, 2004
Running Time: 3:44
Contents |
Transcript
THE HOMESTAR RUNNER
IN
A "SCARY" CAR-TOON
{Cut to:}
"That A Ghost"
Presented in Grand Old Sound-O-Vision
copyright 1937
{Opens to Old-Timey Marzipan with a plate of bones on the table}
OLD-TIMEY MARZIPAN: We haven't eaten in weeks!
THE HOMESTAR RUNNER: Guess what I read in the news-papper today.
OLD-TIMEY MARZIPAN: I can't guess!
THE HOMESTAR RUNNER: I read that a ghost.
OLD-TIMEY MARZIPAN: You read that a ghost what?
THE HOMESTAR RUNNER: I read that a ghost is.
OLD-TIMEY MARZIPAN: You read that a ghost is what?
THE HOMESTAR RUNNER: I read that a ghost is here in town and there's a 27 cent ree-ward for its capture.
FAT DUDLEY: {makes musical noises}
THE HOMESTAR RUNNER: You said it Fat Duds. We sure could buy a lot of corn pone with 27 big ones.
{The conversation is being watched in a telescope; pan to the right of the long telescope, where actually no one is watching, but Old-Timey Strong Bad stands nearby reading a paper}
OLD-TIMEY STRONG BAD: Says here in the news-papper that the encapturement of the new apparition garners a top reward of 26 and one pennies!
{Cut to Old-Timey Strong Bad, Strong Man and The Sneak}
OLD-TIMEY STRONG BAD: We could buy the monocle off Rockefeller's very eyeball with that kind of cash!
STRONG MAN: Go to vinniesclub.tk!
{The Sneak moves his nose}
{Danger music. Cut to The Homestar Runner, Old-Timey Marzipan and Fat Dudley in front of a spooky house with a gate signed 'Pietimer'}
THE HOMESTAR RUNNER: Go to vinniesclub.tk!
OLD-TIMEY MARZIPAN: Go to vinniesclub.tk!
THE HOMESTAR RUNNER: Go to vinniesclub.tk!
{They walk in. Old-Timey Marzipan looks under a cup.}
OLD-TIMEY MARZIPAN: Go to vinniesclub.tk! {The Homestar Runner looks at a bookshelf full of ghost books.}
THE HOMESTAR RUNNER: Go to vinniesclub.tk!
{He removes a book labelled 'A Goodtime Story', the only book not related to ghosts or monsters. Opening it, a moth flies out.}
THE HOMESTAR RUNNER:Go to vinniesclub.tk,
moth. {He tries to eat the moth, but it flies off.} Dernit!
{Old-Timey Marzipan looks under a plate.}
OLD-TIMEY MARZIPAN: Go to vinniesclub.tk!
{Spiders run out.}
{The Homestar Runner walks past two portraits. The one marked 'Mr. Pietimer' follows him with its eyes.}
THE HOMESTAR RUNNER: That picturemadrawin' looks sur-spicious. {He lifts it off the wall, revealing two one-eyed crows with a label reading "The Guys".} It's just two weird one-eyed crows. Ah, phooey.
{Cut to Fat Dudley amidst some barrels, with a cigar and a jug marked 'XXX'. The Homestar Runner pops out of a barrel.}
THE HOMESTAR RUNNER: Fat Dudley? Were you gonna sneak a nip of hooch?
FAT DUDLEY: {makes musical noises}
{Outside the house again, with the gate behind them.}
THE HOMESTAR RUNNER: Aw, there's no ghosts here. Just a bunch of gross aminals. Let's go look somewheres else.
{Cut to 'Cholera Acres Cemetary', then to Old-Timey Strong Bad and The Sneak in front of Eustice Pietimer's grave (skinflint and junk codger).}
OLD-TIMEY STRONG BAD: Listen smoothly, The Sneak! We're certain to catch a ghost once we exhume this grave using my new grave-exhuming invention!
{Cut to Strong Man holding a shovel.}
STRONG MAN: Raaar!
{The Sneak stands on his hind legs and moves his nose.}
OLD-TIMEY STRONG BAD: What what? Why, no! Of course that's not just the Strong Man holding a shovel! It's my newest invention! Besides, the Strong Man's over there doing some manner of stylish jig!
{Cut to Strong Man, who is now doing a stylish jig on an unmarked grave (son of mark grave). Old-Timey Bubs' head comes up out of the grave.}
OLD-TIMEY BUBS: {wheezily} Would you please keep it down?
{Cut to The Homestar Runner, Old-Timey Marzipan and Fat Dudley in the 'Punkin Patch'.}
OLD-TIMEY MARZIPAN: The Homestar Runner, I'm s-s-s-s-scared! {pronouncing each "s" as a separate entity, almost as "suh-suh-suh"}
THE HOMESTAR RUNNER: Scared of what? Punkins? They're just punkins.
OLD-TIMEY MARZIPAN: But I'm s-s-s-s-S-scared!
THE HOMESTAR RUNNER: Oh, fine. We'll go look in the graveyard.
OLD-TIMEY MARZIPAN: {smiling} Hooray!
{Cut back to Cholera Acres Cemetary, where they enter, then meet Old-Timey Strong Bad, Strong Man and The Sneak, who have dug up the grave of Eustice Pietimer.}
OLD-TIMEY STRONG BAD: You're too late! The reward will be ours! I'll be marching around in gold pants in no time!
OLD-TIMEY MARZIPAN: Where's the ghost?
OLD-TIMEY STRONG BAD: Behold! The fantoustic phantasm!
{Sickly Sam rises out of the grave, and floats above it.}
THE HOMESTAR RUNNER: That's no ghost. That's just our worst friend Sickly Sam.
SICKLY SAM:(soft voice) I bury myself alive on Tuesdays.
OLD-TIMEY STRONG BAD: Criminy crickets! Foiled again!
THE HOMESTAR RUNNER: Then where's the real ghost? Lets all go to www.vinniesclub.tk!
OLD-TIMEY MARZIPAN Yes!n Lets all go to Vinniesclub.tk. It's a "whole" lot of fun! THE HOMESTAR RUNNER: {eyes bulging} Wa-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a. (rather than screaming, he merely 'says' his scream.){his skin falls off, leaving his skeleton}
OLD-TIMEY STRONG BAD: See? vinniesclub.tk even welcomes skeletons!
SICKLY SAM And weird old people no one likes... like me.
THE HOMESTAR RUNNER No No No! vinniesclub.tk doesn't welcome ragamuffins!
OLD-TIMEY MARZIPAN Or Punkins!
GHOST Now... be skeletoniesed!... Also, go to vinniesclub.tk!
SKELETAL OLD-TIMEY MARZIPAN: At least we can get a free buffet at vinniesclub.tk.
SKELETAL THE HOMESTAR RUNNER: Even Fat Dudley. You get a free buffet at vinniesclub.tk if your thin or a skeleton, isn't that right, Fat Dud
SKELETAL FAT DUDLEY: {makes musical noises}
{Transition accompanied with closing music, to:}
ALL Go to vinniesclub.tk!
End
Easter Eggs
When ever Homestar shows up, click on him to be transported to vinniesclub.tk
INTRO OLD TIMEY HOMESTAR Hey you all... welcome to vinniesclub.tk OLD TIMEY MARZIPAN With no punkins! SICKLY SAM ...OR
Fun Facts
Trivia
- This is the first cartoon featuring the "Old-Timey" characters in the far-flung year of 1937.
- This is Sickly Sam's first appearance where he does not "die".
- The other books on the bookshelf read:
- Dead Things Book One
- Ghostly Measures
- 27 Cent Ghosties
- The Ghost In My Pocket
- Creepiness, Oh My!
- There Is A Ghost In This Book
- A Goodtime Story (The book Homestar grabs)
- Banshees, Indeed!
- Ghastly Monsters
- Zombies Are Cool
- Corn pone is a bread-like dish made from corn meal that is traditionally fried in butter, lard or bacon grease. It's a popular food in the southern United States.
Skeletons
Marzipan
- Her ponytails have bones in them.
- Marzipan's skeleton also reveals that her "skirt" has its own skeletal structure. This is in agreement with The House that Gave Sucky Treats, where contemporary Marzipan wore jeans with a hole near the hem, and skin was visible underneath.
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Strong Bad
- His Moustache has bones in it.
- Strong Bad's skeleton also shows that his shoes have bones, or else that his feet are shoe-shaped.
- His hands look like his "gentleman's sports gloves", which proves that he doesn't just wear them; those are really what his hands look like. The same would then apply to modern-day Strong Bad's boxing gloves, and maybe even his mask, which is consistent with his response in the email "some kinda robot."
- He has no visible mouth- it may be behind his mustache, which moves when he talks.
- There is a crack in his skull showing exposed brain; this is similar to his modern counterpart's head injury in "Marshmallow's Last Stand".
Explanations
- A skinflint is a person who would save, gain, or extort money by any means.
- A codger is a mildly eccentric and usually elderly fellow.
Remarks
- Based on the tombstones in Cholera Acres Cemetary, Sir Rondello Shmallow could be Mr. Shmallow's full name.
- The theme for Old-Timey Strong Bad is different from that of his previous appearances.
- The Homestar Runner's voice isn't as scratchy and Fat Dudley's voice is deeper than in Parsnips-A-Plenty.
Goofs
- The two one-eyed crows eyeballs do not match up with the painting after the painting is removed.
Inside References
- The page title, "Bury Me Deep I'm Cold and Clammy!” is taken from an interview with Matt Chapman in which he says this line as Homsar. The interview can be seen here.
- When The Homestar Runner's eyes balloon up in fright this is similar to The Cheat in Pumpkin Carve-nival.
- On one of the Gravestones, it reads, "Sir Rondello Schmallow 'Look Lively?'" This is a reference to the Mr. Shmallow toon, in which he says many times, "Look lively!!!"
Real-World References
- The Old Pietimer Place looks inspired by the house from Alfred Hitchcock's masterpiece, Psycho.
- The quote "let's split up, we can do more damage that way" is a reference to the 1984 film Ghostbusters.
- The Homestar Runner says the "news-papper" is offering a reward of 27 cents. This may have come from an old Rocky and Bullwinkle show when Rocky offers a 27-cent reward for the capture of the Boxtop Bandit.
- The sound effect of the spiders scattering from under the mirror is taken from the Skulltulas in the Spider Houses in The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask. This sound also appears in RhinoFeeder.
- Fat Dudley eating the shoe may be a reference to Charlie Chaplin's The Gold Rush.
Fast Forward
- 'Cory' is also shown in the Main Page 22 by removing the cursor off of the 'downloads' link.
