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[edit] The SandBob of Jeff J. Jamieson
Helscome to my sandbox, it's not done yet
feel free to add your sbeamial209 theories
L I S A B O N E T A T E N O B A S I L
[edit] The Post-Ruffle Glitch time of dubious styles
really crappy screenshot from taking a picture on my computer of my phone of my computer
Tv show featuring the cheat in a trans am
[edit] Sbemail 209 Theories
>Point C. Mommydaddy so pwouda yooooou- a tweet reply sb sent (to me) with a gif where homestar is holding a phone and a coffee cup next to a tire filled with sand and a playground swing looking thing
>Point D. A duck in a bear trap- this is what's going on.
Possible Explanation- the king of town runs a restaurant and strong bad (w/ hr) bring in a rubber duck, one of the seats in the restaurant is a bear trap on a chair, the duck goes on the swings and is pushed by sb, homestar absentmindedly checks his phone
Dear Strong Bad,
209 march 25th XP
-yom
Dear Strong Bad,
209 march 25th XP
-yom
Dear Strong Bad,
209 march 25th XP
-yom
[edit] STILL WAITING FOR SBEMAIL 209!!!
It's been like, years! Please! I'm've at the edge of my rope! Release it unto the world! My woes will end! Someone besides me should add like a thing here
Someone besides me, tell me your 209 theories below this indented t e x t, I would love to hear 'em ----J∃ffJMan14:02, 13 January 2022 (UTC)
https://scratch.mit.edu/projects/663834850/
Hey guy, what will happen for Ch8tday?
[edit] Every Homsar Costume
Okay, fools, It's time to see Every homsar costume since 2001!!!
| Image | Toon | Costume | Explanation | External Links |
|---|---|---|---|---|
 | The House That Gave Sucky Treats | Wimpy | J. Wellington Wimpy, often shortened to just Wimpy, is a character from the Popeye series of comic strips and cartoons. Wimpy made his first appearance in the Popeye franchise in 1931. Wimpy's favorite food is hamburgers, and he helped play a significant role in popularizing the hamburger in the United States to the point that a chain of restaurants was named for him. His famous line, "I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today," is parodied by Homsar in this toon. | Wikipedia Article |
 | Pumpkin Carvenival | Ghost Dog | Ghost Dog is the title character of the 1999 film Ghost Dog: The Way of the Samurai. Played by actor Forest Whitaker, he is an African-American hitman who models himself after the ideal Japanese samurai. | Wikipedia Article |
 | 3 Times Halloween Funjob | Slash | Slash (real name: Saul Hudson) was the lead guitarist with hard rockers Guns N' Roses until forming his own band, Slash's Snakepit in 1996, and later joining the band Velvet Revolver. His appearance and guitar-playing skills are well known. He is famous for his trademark top hat, cigarette and long curly hair. | Wikipedia article for Slash |
 | Halloween Fairstival | Kumar | Kumar is a character from Wes Anderson's Bottle Rocket, played by Kumar Pallana. | IMDb listing |
 | Halloween Potion-ma-jig | Tingle | Tingle is a delusional map-making man from Nintendo's Legend of Zelda video game series. He thinks he's a fairy, hence the clothes. Floating around on his Tingle Balloon and throwing confetti when helping the hero are two of his most common traits, which Homsar parodies. He also has created his own magic words: "Tingle, tingle, kooloo-limpah!" | Wikipedia article |
 | Happy Hallow-day | Ed Grimley | Edward Mayhoff 'Ed' Grimley was a character created and played by Canadian actor Martin Short. First seen on SCTV in 1982, Short would later appear as Grimley on Saturday Night Live and in his own Saturday morning cartoon, The Completely Mental Misadventures of Ed Grimley. | Wikipedia article |
 | Jibblies 2 | "Noony Noony Noo" Typewriter Guy | One of the recurring segments in the educational children's show Sesame Street featured an animated typewriter who would type a letter of the alphabet, followed by a word beginning with that letter. The typewriter would wheel himself into the scene while humming "Noony noony noo" to himself. You can also see the typed word "polk" on his chin. | Muppet Wiki Article |
 | Most in the Graveyard | Captain Caveman | Captain Caveman, voiced by Mel Blanc, is a cartoon character who is, according to the introduction to his 1977-1980 cartoon series, the "world's first superhero". Also known as "Cavey", Captain Caveman was assisted by the Teen Angels after they thawed him out of a block of ice. Captain Caveman and his son, Cavey Junior, later appeared in their own set of cartoons aired as part of the 1980s cartoon The Flintstone Kids. | Wikipedia article |
 | Doomy Tales of the Macabre | Little Orphan Annie | Little Orphan Annie is a fictional character who was created by Harold Gray. Appearing in her own newspaper comic strip from 1924 until 2010, Annie's popularity grew to the point where she was made the subject of several films, a 1940s radio series, and a 1977 Broadway musical that was itself adapted for the movies in 1982 and again in 2014. Homsar's hat is dressed as Oliver "Daddy" Warbucks, Annie's adoptive father. | Wikipedia article |
 | I Killed Pom Pom | Dungeonmaster | Dungeonmaster was a mysterious guide for the protagonists from the 1980's Dungeons & Dragons cartoon series. | Wikipedia article |
 | The House That Gave Sucky Tricks | Fidgit | Fidgit, played by Kenny Baker, is one of a band of six dwarves who appear in the 1981 Terry Gilliam fantasy film Time Bandits. The dwarves travel through time looking for treasure to steal. | Wikipedia Article |
 | Later That Night... | Zebraman | "Zebraman" is the nickname given to a memorable character from the documentary Heavy Metal Parking Lot. The film was shot in a parking lot before a Judas Priest concert. Zebraman (so named because of his zebra-striped shirt and pants) is shown to be a major heavy metal fan who has strong opinions against punk rock. | Wikipedia Article |
 | Haunted Photo Booth | Greg | Greg is one of the main characters of the animated miniseries Over the Garden Wall. The younger brother of lead character Wirt, is an easily distracted young child with a tendency to wander off and get into trouble. He travels with a frog companion for most of the series, and wears a teapot on his head as an elephant costume. | Wikipedia article |
 | Mr. Poofers Must Die | David St. Hubbins | David St. Hubbins is the frontman for the fictional rock group Spinal Tap in the mockumentary film This is Spinal Tap. The character was portrayed by actor Michael McKean. The Saturn shirt he is wearing was knitted for him by then-girlfriend Jeanine, to the other bandmembers' amusement. | Wikipedia article |
 | The Homestar Runner Enters the Spooky Woods | A Bill | Bill is a character from the Schoolhouse Rock cartoon "I'm Just a Bill". In the cartoon, Bill (performed by Jack Sheldon) explains the process of how bills become laws. | Wikipedia article |
 | Halloween Hijinks | B.O.B. | Old B.O.B. is a robot voiced by Slim Pickens from the 1979 Disney film The Black Hole. He along with his best friend V.I.N.CENT. are last of their kind aboard the U.S.S. Cygnus, which he calls a "Death Ship". His battered appearance is courtesy of other robots who bully him and call him a freak. | Wikipedia article |
 | Halloween Hide & Seek | Gnome from Samorost | In Samorost, the Gnome is a humanoid creature in a white outfit and cap and brown boots. Separated from his homeland, the Gnome has to avert another planetoid from colliding with his home planet. | |
 | Homsar | A Light in the Attic | A Light in the Attic is a 1981 book of children's poems by writer/humorist Shel Silverstein, one of Silverstein's best selling books. Homsar is dressed as the cover illustration, depicting a person with a roof for a scalp. | Wikipedia Article |
[edit] Archiving the page that is sbemail209
delete| this hasn't come out yet
The new sbemail comeing soon
sobs twice
Prolly coming real real soon, cross my fingers!
Date: March 25th, 2022, at 2:03 pm (or later)
wtf, whens it ocmeing out?!
Running Time: 3hrs, 40 min
they did it! Ha ha, just kidding, its 3 hours of rick astley almost starting singing but not
[edit] Transcript
transcriptinprogress
Keep in mind it hasn't come out, but JeffJman calls dibs HOMESTAR: Making a sunrise out of some diaps
tape em to the window
i just want to live my life, live my life
and can't you hear the wind blow?
whered i get those diapers from well dont ask me, well dont ask me
making a sunrise out of some diaps
or maybe its a sunset... a sunset on my liiiiiife.
ahem {he gets up} mommydaddy so pwouda yooooou
STRONG SAD: He said it!
{cheering and applause occurs}
dear stong bad
how does reasing occur?
</br I can
thank you, jones, I will remeber this
no, no, I'm good, just stalling until friday, I will be adding something until this page is deleted
or delted or del taco'd or, de la soiled.
No, no. Yes. I know. This is a good idea.
I'm going to king of town
{strong bad goes to king of town}
hello strong bad
hello king of town
would you like to sit down?
Je m'appelle Strong Bad
Ca Va?
Ca va bien.
Oui.
Strong bad stands in front of the casTle thing with the stained glass window
look, a duck on a beartrap
the duck was on the swings earlier
strong sad emerges from the ground like an orc
he starts charging at Cheat and stangled him
the cheat is sucessfully stangled
My Dads Might Be giants
I open my eyes; the year is 1995.
I am 4 years old. I turn to my father, John Flansburgh,
in the bed next to me. I open my mouth, Flans falls over and screams.
“Jeez, John, you shouldn’t scare me like that!”
“Sorry, daddy, I didn’t mean to scare you like that”
“don’t do it again, okay?”
“Akrright.”
Now make me breakfast!”
I go make daddy flans some breakfast.
Father Linnell walks in the kitchen eyes still closed and with bags under them.
He sees me and jumps out of a window.
“Oh no, father Linnell fell into traffic, that’s gonna be another few arm surgeries.”
Daddy flans started fuming, “you good for nothing impossible rat child!”
He begins to strangle me, but Mother Cantrell saunters in carrying a giant pile of CDs
of The Guitar with Laura Cantrell. She throws them out of the window on top of Linnell
and he comes back made out of the CDs. Linnell starts scolding me but notices Flans
already strangling my furry matted neck. “Oh.” Linnell corrects himself, “You go to your
room, John Flanell-Cantrell.” I sigh and scurry to my room. Little do they know, I was
playing the guitar. I start sketching out aaa blueprint of a burning autumn leaft.
I know no one knows my plan, and why I must be sad. It was not jim. It was me.
now im gong to wait for minutes until its 9:24 and then keep writing more crap! wis me lck!
ok, im bck! here goes another couple paragraphs, I'm watching the video diligently, so I'm trying to get every word this time
The udck: sus
sb: no
hr: yes
sb: you never pay attention to him, hes gonna become president of mars and you dont care
hr: I do care, why else do you think I'm protecting him by putting him in a bear trap
sb: well, the new limozeen album came out so im gonna listen to that rather than talk to you
hr: fine
sb: good, now i gots to go grab some head ohones
ss: im sing
sb: give me headphones
ss: fine, jeez
sb: now i have headhope
he listeneds to music
sb: so transformative
he's now foaming at the moth
we cut to outside, where the king is pushing the duck on the swing
never gonna give you up starts playing as the credits roll up from the bottom as the screen fades to black
Strong Bad Homestar Strong Sad The King Of Town The Duck Lemon Pretend Writers Lem Sportsinterviews A. Chimendez Director C. Pom Thomas J. William Pom Executive Producer Charming Glad Cherry Greg Coach G Hot Tub Best Boy Grip Your Mother Jones Never Gonna Give You Up Rick Astley
Get rekt, scrubs -TBGBCGHBGATTACABABA
Ok, that's all. That's it. I'm done. I've finished the transcript.
[edit] Fun Facts
- this hasn't come out yet
DON'T DELETE THIS PAGE YET!
- but in case you do, i will not be a tool and try to remake the page until the sbemail comes out. :o)
- days betwixt this sbemail and the last are 1,454 days. that is a lot of days
Note for the below page mockup: Feel free to edit if you'd want, to help out, because this so far is a rough draft-- this could become a real page someday!
[edit] Seinfeld
Seinfeld is an American TV Show created by Jerry Seinfeld and Larry David. It is known for its quirky and neurotic humor and the uncomfortable and hilarious situations the main characters find themselves in. The show has been referenced several times in the cartoon.
It's a page now
see Seinfeld
