User:Grog The Troll

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Hello. I am Grog the Troll, and I am a member of the (very small) Troll Brothers Society. We sit around doing...troll....stuff. Not Vandal stuff. Jhonka stuff. We also have an unfinished video game that was supposed to be put on the internet....like a year ago... (I'm talking to myself here) slowbie. It was called Grog Want Cookies. You played as Grog and had to try and find all the cookies hidden in each level. That's it. Every single one of us has at least heard of Homestar Runner. I'm the biggest fan out of any of us. (That's not saying much, though, due to lack of members.)

Just because I can't say it enough times, we ARE NOT vandals. We have nothing to do with making people mad, doing and of that other stuff. It's not that kind of troll. It's the Jhonka kind of Troll. We just think trolls are awesome so we called ourselves the Troll brothers.

GREEEEAAAAAW!!!

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Soooooooooo.....

Here's (for no reason at all) a list of my favourite Homestar Characters with my favourite quote from each. (From Favourite to.... not quite so favourite.) If you disagree, well, not everyone has the same oppinion I guess....oh well....:'(


1. Homsar-AAAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAa...................(going on forever)

2. The Cheat-(translation) Yeah, I'll gnaw your face off!

3. Homestar Runner-I mean, I think I'm a cool guy.....

4. Strong Bad-Oh, WHAT THE CRAP! I thought I smelled bacon!

5. Bubs-OH I DON'T KNOW NOTHIN' 'BOUT NOTHIN!

6. Pom Pom-*Bubbles with annoyed looking eyes*

7. The Poopsmith-*raspberries*

8. Strong Sad-Hai-toh... Beng... Gait!

9. Coach Z-No, I'm not alone. Yes, this phone is plugged in. *zzzrk* Ahh, crackles! I forgot to pay the electric bill again!

10. The goblin-*Dance*

11. The King of Town-Well, I was at home, with the pumpkin, it was looking, particularly luscious, and then, the next thing I know, it was a pie, and then, the pie was gone, and, Doo hoo?

12. GREAW MAD-I'M A WEBSITE!!!!!

15. Marzipan


Really, Marzipan's not that bad. She just gets on my nerves sometimes. I seriously think Homsar is all powerful. If he could just get a grip on reality, he could like, rule over the.....cosmos.....or something.

That's it for my little page.....thing.


GROG WANT COOKIES!!!!

I try to do gnome work, but it's always very small, random stuff and usually I end up just getting my edits changed back to the origionals....

guess that doesn't really count as gnome work anyways. It's just little changes that I think make it make more gramatical sence.

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