Theme Song DVD Visuals

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Below is a chart showing the visuals that occur during the DVD version of the music video Theme Song Video. New scenes and effects are boldfaced.

Lyrics Visuals
(music) Home star run go! Cut to outer space, with the moon, a planet and Earth. Homestar Runner is running around Earth. The only land on Earth is the poles and outline of United States. Earth turns into a blue ball with a star on it and a red stripe.
Homestar run, run Strong Bad throws the ball to Homestar. Homestar kicks it back, hitting Strong Bad, and escapes. Cut to Homestar Runner, who is skating in a wintry environment, in a blue costume with a white star.
Homestar run, run Strong Bad and Homestar Runner are racing slot cars. Strong Bad's car flies off the track and explodes. Strong Bad gets mad and throws his controller down.
Homestar Runner, really great Homestar Runner, ath-a-late Marzipan walks in front of her gazebo playing her ukulele. Then, Coach Z is seen rocking back and forth in front of some lockers as a volleyball bounces nearby. This is followed by Homestar on a podium that reads "SUPABEST" with a first-place medal around his neck.
Homestar Runner, Pom Pom too Pom Pom is seen in what seems to be a dojo. He's wearing a white-and-red bandanna and a black belt. He performs some martial arts moves.
Homestar Runner, we love you! Homestar gives Marzipan a cake. The cake collapses, making Marzipan angry.
Homestar run, run Homestar, wearing a swimsuit, dives into a swimming pool.
Homestar run, run Homestar drives a wooden car on a road. Cut to Bubs, dancing at Skatetown, USA, with Coach Z and Marzipan watching.
Homestar Runner, do your best Cut to King of Town's Castle. The Poopsmith gives him a plate with whatsit on it, making The King of Town sick and his face turns green.
Homestar Runner, pass the test Homestar is taking a test that only asks one question: "1 + A = ". "SCHOOLTIME!!!" is written in the background. He scratches his head with his pencil.
Homestar Runner, Mom and Dad Homsar walks across the moon, his hat much larger than usual.
Look out, Homestar! It's Strong Bad! Strong Sad is tied to a rotating wheel. Strong Bad is standing there, holding a Big Knife. He throws the knife at Strong Sad.
Homestar run, run. The Tandy 400 flashes "DELETED!!" Strong Bad raises his fist at the camera. Then, Homestar is seen in The Field. A ball is tossed to him, and he kicks it on the second "Run", with the word "RUN!" written across the screen immediately afterward. Homestar runs off.
Homestar run, run. Strong Mad and Strong Bad are standing in The Field. Strong Mad is spilling gasoline on the ground. The Cheat lights the gasoline with a match. We can see that the gasoline forms words "HOMESTAR STINKS". The words burn, scorching Strong Bad and Strong Mad as well.
Homestar run, weekdays! Pom-Pom and Homestar are sitting in a room, drinking Cold Ones. Then, a H*R logo is seen in the distance, pulling back a rubber band. It shoots toward the audience right on the word "Weekdays".
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