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<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?> <transcript xml:lang="en-us" file="vcr_ss.swf" width="550" height="400"> <line start="42" end="69" speaker="strongsad" voiceover="voiceover">I don't wanna do a characters page!</line> <line start="70" end="95" speaker="marzipan" voiceover="voiceover">Oh, come on, you can do it!</line> <line start="96" end="128" speaker="strongsad" voiceover="voiceover">I'm not really comfortable talking to a camera.</line> <line start="129" end="169" speaker="marzipan" voiceover="voiceover">Just pretend like you're talking to me, or a wall, or a tree,</line> <line start="170" end="204" speaker="marzipan" voiceover="voiceover">Or any of the other stuff that you usually talk to.</line> <line start="205" end="226" speaker="strongsad" sfx="sfx">groans</line> <line start="227" end="261" speaker="strongsad">My name's Strong Sad and... </line> <line start="262" end="321" speaker="strongsad">I have two brothers that like to pummel me every hour, on the hour. </line> <line start="322" end="419" speaker="strongsad">I mostly sit in my room, and... listen to music, and write, and talk to walls or trees... </line> <line start="420" end="446" speaker="strongsad">And wait to be pummeled... </line> <line start="447" end="483" speaker="strongsad">I guess I like board games more than most people. </line> <line start="484" end="544" speaker="strongsad">And by that I mean I like to play board games more than most people do. </line> <line start="545" end="606" speaker="strongsad">But by that I also mean I like board games more than I like most people. </line> <line start="607" end="669" speaker="strongsad">Like this one time, me and Hi-Ho Cherry-O! were playing The Game of Life,</line> <line start="670" end="722" speaker="strongsad">And I got a phone call from... Coach Z or somebody.</line> <line start="723" end="826" speaker="strongsad">And, I didn't answer it because I was having such a good time with playing this board game, against this other board game...</line> <line start="827" end="852" speaker="marzipan" voiceover="voiceover">Okay, I think that's enough, Strong Sad.</line> <line start="853" end="870" speaker="strongsad">And it got me to thinking,</line> <line start="871" end="926"><marzipan voiceover="voiceover">Okay, okay, I'm turning it off now.</marzipan> <strongsad>You know? Two lovers... collide... </strongsad> </line> </transcript>
