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  <line start="16" end="69" speaker="strongbad"><em>(singing)</em> Dah doh, doo doh, email me some words, doo-doo, some different words.</line>
  <line start="76" end="90" speaker="strongbad">"Hey Strong Bad,"</line>
  <line start="90" end="141" speaker="strongbad">"I think you should make Homestar say stupid stuff, his voice is hilarious!"</line>
  <line start="141" end="151" speaker="strongbad">"Sincerely,"</line>
  <line start="151" end="178" speaker="strongbad">"Kevin <em>(grumbles)</em>"</line>
  <line start="178" end="234" speaker="strongbad">Uh, you don't really have to <em>make</em> Homestar say stupid stuff, <em>(grumbles)</em>.</line>
  <line start="234" end="252" speaker="strongbad">That's the guy's bread n' butter.</line>
  <line start="253" end="263" speaker="strongbad">Or at least his, <span style="visibility:hidden">uh, cracker n' mustard.</span></line>
  <line start="263" end="277" speaker="strongbad">Or at least his, uh, <span style="visibility:hidden">cracker n' mustard.</span></line>
  <line start="278" end="296" speaker="strongbad">Or at least his, uh, cracker n' mustard.</line>
  <line start="296" end="354" speaker="strongbad">No, the <em>real</em> challenge is to get Homestar to say something intelligent.</line>
  <line start="354" end="412" speaker="strongbad">If I can do that, then you owe me a batch of your special Grumblecakes.</line>
  <line start="412" end="469" speaker="strongbad">And if I fail, then I'll quit stealing the bricks from your house, one by one.</line>
  <line start="469" end="483" speaker="strongbad">Deal? Deal.</line>
  <line start="483" end="486" speaker="sfx">The Geddup Noise</line>
  <line start="486" end="495" speaker="homestar">Hi, Strong Bad.</line>
  <line start="495" end="520" speaker="strongbad">Ah, geez! Homestar!</line>
  <line start="520" end="578" speaker="homestar">Strong Bad, do you notice anything different about me today?</line>
  <line start="578" end="609" speaker="strongbad">Um, you broke into my house?</line>
  <line start="609" end="628" speaker="homestar">No I'm always doing that.</line>
  <line start="628" end="640" speaker="strongbad">Okay, what?</line>
  <line start="640" end="659" speaker="homestar">I'm standing on one foot!</line>
  <line start="659" end="667" speaker="strongbad">Yeah, great.</line>
  <line start="667" end="732" speaker="strongbad">Look, I'll give you half a Grumblecake, if you can say something intelligent.</line>
  <line start="732" end="739" speaker="homestar">What's that?</line>
  <line start="739" end="785" speaker="strongbad">It's like a little cake with some, like, steam and sugar.</line>
  <line start="785" end="805" speaker="homestar">No, no, the other one.</line>
  <line start="805" end="821" speaker="strongbad">Oh, "intelligent"?</line>
  <line start="821" end="848" speaker="homestar">Yeah, yeah, Intellivision.</line>
  <line start="848" end="875" speaker="strongbad">You know... something smart.</line>
  <line start="875" end="912" speaker="homestar">I think I can do that. What's in it for me?</line>
  <line start="912" end="930" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Half a Grumblecake!</line>
  <line start="930" end="955" speaker="homestar">Oh, right. Okay, here goes. A—</line>
  <line start="955" end="1010" speaker="strongbad">No wait, put this stuff on... it'll add to the illusion.</line>
  <line start="1010" end="1055" speaker="homestar">Whoa, check me out, Strong Bad, I look a-smart!</line>
  <line start="1055" end="1080" speaker="strongbad">You sure do, stupid. Now say something.</line>
  <line start="1080" end="1099" speaker="homestar">And I'm standing on one foot!</line>
  <line start="1099" end="1142" speaker="strongbad"><em>Come on</em>, say something smart! You can do it!</line>
  <line start="1142" end="1155" speaker="homestar">Science!</line>
  <line start="1160" end="1185" speaker="strongbad">Uh, that's pretty good. Keep going!</line>
  <line start="1185" end="1230" speaker="homestar">Science again! I said science again!</line>
  <line start="1230" end="1260" speaker="strongbad">Let's move away from science. Try math.</line>
  <line start="1260" end="1277" speaker="homestar">Plus two.</line>
  <line start="1277" end="1294" speaker="strongbad">Okay, this isn't going-</line>
  <line start="1294" end="1308" speaker="homestar">Hundred!</line>
  <line start="1308" end="1355"><strongbad sfx="sfx">groans</strongbad> <strongbad>I need to get my hands on some of them Grumblecakes!</strongbad></line>
  <line start="1358" end="1390" speaker="strongbad">Maybe if I employ a little reverse psychologies...</line>
  <line start="1395" end="1445" speaker="strongbad">If I ask a stupid enough question, I'll get an intelligent answer!</line>
  <line start="1449" end="1459" speaker="strongbad" sfx="sfx">clears throat</line>
  <line start="1460" end="1498" speaker="strongbad">I say, there, Homestar, butt's twelve by pies?</line>
  <line start="1500" end="1544" speaker="homestar">Ooh, yes! I got Strong Bad to say something stupid!</line>
  <line start="1544" end="1572" speaker="homestar">The Grumblecakes will be mine!</line>
  <line start="1574" end="1582" speaker="strongbad">What?</line>
  <line start="1582" end="1606" speaker="strongbad">What the crap just happened?</line>
  <line start="1606" end="1626" speaker="strongbad">Is it possible that I was just <span style="visibility:hidden"><em>outsmarted</em> by Homestar Runner?</span></line>
  <line start="1627" end="1655" speaker="strongbad">Is it possible that I was just <em>outsmarted</em> by Homestar Runner?</line>
  <line start="1657" end="1702" speaker="strongbad" volume="1.2">I'LL GET YOU KEVIN <em>(grumbles)</em>!!!</line>
  <line start="1702" end="1709" speaker="thecheat">The Cheat noises</line>
  <line start="1712" end="1748" speaker="strongbad">Get that mess outta here! I don't want none o' those Cheatcakes!</line>
  <line start="1762" end="1767" speaker="thecheat">The Cheat noises</line>
  <line start="1776" end="1800" speaker="strongbad">No, wait, The Cheat, come back!</line>
  <line start="1806" end="1810" speaker="thecheat">The Cheat noises</line>
  <line start="1816" end="1845" speaker="strongbad">Will you, um, fix me some <span style="visibility:hidden">mustard crackers?</span></line>
  <line start="1846" end="1857" speaker="strongbad">Will you, um, fix me some mustard crackers?</line>
  <line start="1862" end="1873" speaker="thecheat">angry The Cheat noises</line>
  <line start="1877" end="1886" speaker="thepaper">Preeow!</line>
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