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<line start="17" end="151" speaker="sfx">music</line>
<line start="155" end="216" speaker="marzipan">La la la la la la la... La la la la</line>
<line start="217" end="243" speaker="sfx">canned laughter</line>
<line start="260" end="288" speaker="marzipan">Oh! </line>
<line start="289" end="332" speaker="marzipan">This note leads me to believe that Homestar Runner is sick.</line>
<line start="333" end="338" speaker="sfx">canned laughter</line>
<line start="339" end="359" speaker="marzipan">I'd better go check on him.</line>
<line start="362" end="388" speaker="strongbad">Okay, get the vegetable!</line>
<line start="389" end="418"><sfx>canned booing</sfx><strongbad>Now let's cheese it!</strongbad></line>
<line start="459" end="471" speaker="marzipan">Ouch. </line>
<line start="472" end="516" speaker="marzipan">Homestar Runner, are you okay?</line>
<line start="517" end="557" speaker="marzipan">Homestar, are you in there? It's me, Marzipan!</line>
<line start="558" end="563" speaker="sfx">canned laughter</line>
<line start="564" end="589"><sfx>canned booing</sfx> <strongbad>Oh man you guys</strongbad> </line>
<line start="590" end="627" speaker="strongbad">With Marzipan's radish, we're gonna win the competition, </line>
<line start="628" end="699" speaker="strongbad">And then, maybe get uh, famous...a little...</line>
<line start="700" end="709" speaker="sfx">canned laughter</line>
<line start="710" end="755" speaker="theannouncer" voiceover="voiceover">Ladies and gentlemen, the competition will begin in 15 minutes. </line>
<line start="756" end="812" speaker="theannouncer" voiceover="voiceover">P-p-p-p-p-please bring your radishes to the staging area.</line>
<line start="813" end="908" speaker="homestar">Pom Pom, where's Marzipan? She's supposed to be here!</line>
<line start="932" end="938" speaker="marzipan">Ouch. </line>
<line start="939" end="967" speaker="marzipan">Homestar, let me in.</line>
<line start="968" end="974" speaker="marzipan">Ouch. </line>
<line start="975" end="1007" speaker="marzipan">Homestar Runner, are you in there? </line>
<line start="1030" end="1040" speaker="marzipan">I'm leaving.</line>
<line start="1041" end="1050" speaker="sfx">canned laughter</line>
<line start="1051" end="1119" speaker="strongbad">We got the radish, we got the radish, and we're gonna win the contest!</line>
<line start="1120" end="1130" speaker="sfx">canned booing</line>
<line start="1131" end="1145" speaker="pompom">bubbles</line>
<line start="1146" end="1174" speaker="homestar">You know what, Pom Pom? You're right. </line>
<line start="1175" end="1219" speaker="homestar">Kicking this can would make me feel better.</line>
<line start="1258" end="1266" speaker="sfx">canned booing</line>
<line start="1267" end="1283" speaker="strongbad">What the...? </line>
<line start="1284" end="1308" speaker="strongbad">Holy crap!</line>
<line start="1310" end="1316" speaker="strongbad">Holy crap!</line>
<line start="1317" end="1323"><strongbad>Holy crap!</strongbad><sfx>canned laughter</sfx></line>
<line start="1338" end="1352" speaker="homestar">Hey, that radish is Marzipan's!</line>
<line start="1353" end="1371" speaker="strongbad">Out of the way, Homestar!</line>
<line start="1471" end="1563" speaker="homestar">Look Marzipan, I got the Reddest Radish back from Strong Baaaaaaaaaaad!</line>
<line start="1564" end="1618" speaker="marzipan">What on earth are you talking about? That's not the Reddest Radish! </line>
<line start="1619" end="1631" speaker="marzipan">This is!</line>
<line start="1632" end="1659" speaker="sfx">canned laughter</line>
<line start="1671" end="1687" speaker="marzipan">I'm the winner!</line>
<line start="1688" end="1718" speaker="sfx">canned laughter</line>
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