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The Motion Picture Guy knows what's best.
The green rating screen is displayed before films and trailers in Free Country, USA to indicate their age-appropriateness. It parodies the "green band" rating card displayed before most film trailers. Unlike the real green band, it is displayed before films as well as trailers, including films with higher-level ratings. The ones used before films also feature a parody of the Motion Picture Association's trademark rating logos.
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THE FOLLOWING PREVIEW HAS BEEN APPROVED FOR
EVERYBODY! EVERYBODY!
BY THE MOTION PICTURE GUY OF FREE COUNTRY USA
THE FOLLOWING FILM HAS BEEN APPROVED FOR
CERTAIN AUDIENCES
BY SOME PEOPLE WHO KNOW WHAT'S BEST
IT BE RATED
| PG-13
| FOR SEVERE CUSSING AND
VERY ILLEGAL PONY FIGHTS
|
THE FOLLOWING PREVIEW HAS BEEN APPROVED FOR
EVERYBODY! EVERYBODY!
BY THE MOTION PICTURE GUY OF FREE COUNTRY USA
THE FOLLOWING FILM HAS BEEN APPROVED FOR
CERTAIN AUDIENCES
BY SOME PEOPLE WHO KNOW WHAT'S BEST
IT BE RATED
| RRR
| FOR EXPLICIT BREAKFAST-PIERCING BULLETS
|
THE FOLLOWING PREVIEW HAS BEEN APPROVED FOR
MORONS WITHOUT CALENDARS
BY THE FAKE TRAILER ASSOCIATION OF FREE COUNTRY USA
