@StrongBadActual Tweets 2022 May

This Tweet quotes @GrannyPlaysGame, who shared a picture of a drawing of a dragon from the Disney Channel show Amphibia that distinctly resembles Trogdor.

This Tweet quotes @wizard0rb, who drew Dangeresque and Dangeresque Too, with a binder clip on one of Dangeresque Too's shoes.

This Tweet quotes @wizard0rb, who drew Coach Z in a more detailed design, with a zipper, in two poses: one with beat up shoes, and another with a visible 5 o'clock shadow, holding mouthwash. The tweet text references These Peoples Try to Fade Me.

This Tweet was pinned.

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{The Blubb-O's logo on a red background}

BLUBB-O'S ANNOUNCER: New at participating Blubb-O's restaurants and Fangamer.com,

{Fangamer logo and all four glasses appear}

BLUBB-O'S ANNOUNCER: ...it's Homestar Runner collector's glasses. {glasses spin around} Featuring all of your favorite occasional cartoon characters:

{cut to a glass with Homestar on it}

BLUBB-O'S ANNOUNCER: Enjoy a refreshing glass of melonade with Homestar Runner!

{Ice appears in the glass and Melonade is poured in, while the Melonade logo comes in from left.}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: {mouth on glass moves} {monotone, in old-style voice} I'm finally drowning in melonade! {normal voice} I've had this dream so many times!

{cut to the Strong Sad glass}

BLUBB-O'S ANNOUNCER: Pep yourself up with Strong Sad and a cup of our Nitro Room Temperature Brew.

{logo for Nitro Room Temperature Brew appears to "fill up" while the drink is being poured into the glass}

STRONG SAD: This little scribble cloud in my thought balloon has got my torpor all in a stupor.

{cut to marzipan glass with green liquid is sloppily poured into it}

BLUBB-O'S ANNOUNCER: Have a... {queasy murmur} "healthy" glass of Smarty Juice {logo appears} with Marzipan.

ANNOUNCER 2: {spoken quickly, text appears with asterisk on bottom} Mrs. Pan unavailable for witty dialog due to ongoing litigation with Blubb-O's Restaurant Corporation

{Cut to Strong Bad and The Cheat glass}

BLUBB-O'S ANNOUNCER: And chug down our new Suudsu Meltshake {logo appears} with Strong Bad and The Cheat.

{gummy bears are dropped into the cup while milkshake is sloppily poured in}

STRONG BAD: The Cheat, I told you to order us a Piemonade Meltshake.

THE CHEAT: {The Cheat noises}

{a slice of pie is thrown at the cup, most of it missing}

STRONG BAD: Oh, the best of both woilds!

{a hand appears and scrapes the pie off the table and puts it in the cup}

STRONG BAD: Yeah that's—that's good. Just, just scrape that up there, with your hairy arm... just plop it— plop it right in.

{the liquid-filled glasses slide in from the top and bottom}

BLUBB-O'S ANNOUNCER: Homestar Runner Collector's Glasses. Collect them all, because you don't get a choice!

{"*GLASSES NOT SOLD SEPARATELY" slides in from the left}

BLUBB-O'S ANNOUNCER: Also from Fangamer.com:

{cut to a scene from Teen Girl Squad Issue 1}

CHEERLEADER: Hey gals, let's go get ready to LOOK—

{the Teen Girl Squad stationery redesigns cover the girls, knocking them down}

ANNOUNCER STRONG BAD: MERCHANDiE!!... 's'd

{cut to Teen Girl Squad stationery}

BLUBB-O'S ANNOUNCER: Teen Girl Squad Stationery!

{cut and pan down one of the notepads}

BLUBB-O'S ANNOUNCER: Notepads,

{cut to the other notepad, then cut to the stickers and tape}

BLUBB-O'S ANNOUNCER: Stickers and washi tape,

{cut to close up of the tape, the cut to the pencils}

BLUBB-O'S ANNOUNCER: Pencils,

{cut to Post-It page markers}

BLUBB-O'S ANNOUNCER: And these little... bookmark-y... strip things. I dunno what you'd— I don't know what they're for either.

{cut to all products on a red background}

BLUBB-O'S ANNOUNCER: Collector's glasses and stationery. Nei—neither of these things are edible!

{cut to Blubb-O's logo}

DRIVE-THRU WHALE: {appears in speech bubble}Offer not malleable in all 50 steaks. Remember to tape it to your forehead.

This Tweet quotes @FromHonalee, who painted a mortarboard to be like lined paper and say "it's over!" on it.

This Tweet links to It's Its! on YouTube

This Tweet is a reply to @philrynda, who said "Its. So. Good." about the movie Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

This Tweet is a reply to @cytoons, who drew fan art of Homestar Runner, The Cheat, and a toy Drive-Thru Whale at a Sweet Puttin' Cakes arcade.

This Tweet is a reply to @CheeseBarnacle, who wanted the Scrolling Shooter Games Menu to be more mobile friendly.

Video Transcript

Each Day
(we die a little more)
Suffering Under
(the weight of the world)

They make fun of me (in my dreams)
My Strong family (and The Cheat)
I stay in my room (where I feel free)
To rock it quietly (and now)

Each Day
(we die a little more)
Suffering Under
(the weight of the world)

Each Day
(we die a little more)
Suffering Under
(the weight of the world)

{guitar solo}

Each Day
(we die a little more)
Suffering Under
(the weight of the world)

Each Day
(we die a little more)
Suffering Under
(the weight of the world)

This Tweet is a reply to @joshuamartian, who replied to the previous Tweet asking about international shipping.

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This Tweet is a reply to @JonLipe, who replied to the previous Tweet quoting the character in question and making him say "jorb".

This Tweet quotes @KenJennings, who joked that if Better Call Saul really took place in 2004, it would reference Homestar Runner.