@StrongBadActual Tweets 2022 Jul

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{Dangeresque in a crime scene with a body outline on the ground with curly fries in them. The scene is blocked off by police tape that says "Crime Scene - No Crossy".}

DANGERESQUE: Oh this crime scene's been tampered with. Was it {turns towards camera} you?

{zoom in and play music sting}

DANGERESQUE: And up to five of your friends ages 14 and up?

{cut to a file folder that has police tape on it that says "CRIME SCENE", with "DANGERESQUE" and "TAMPERER" appearing above and below it. A picture of Perducci and the DNA Evidence alongside two other file folders that say the same thing as the main one, with a boxing glove styled like a fingerprint on it}

ANNOUNCER: Dangeresque Crime Scene Tamperer. {appears below} The party card game for guilty parties.

{cut back to Dangeresque}

DANGERESQUE: It's not a who dunnit, {takes of his cool shades and eyes the viewer suspiciously} because YOU dunnit.

{cut to a back screen that says "COMING SOON" shortly after being changed to "COMING SOON...ESQUE". "PAY AT GEN CON BOOTH 1321" appears underneath with the Greater Than Games and Homestar Runner logo under that}

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{Puppet Strong Bad is sitting on cardboard patterned like a stone wall as the camera slowly zooms out from his legs}

PUPPET STRONG BAD: Ah, this is the life. Sittin' up here on the King of Town's castle {camera quickly zooms to show Puppet Strong Bad with a tiny head} gettin' great!

{zoom out to show Puppet Homestar with tiny legs sitting next to Puppet Strong Bad}

PUPPET HOMESTAR RUNNER: Boy I'll say Strong Bad, you and me are like the get great crew up here!

PUPPET STRONG BAD: Total! Let's sing our theme song!

PUPPET HOMESTAR RUNNER: Okay!

{music starts playing as a cartoon moon appears in the top left corner}

PUPPER STRONG BAD AND PUPPET HOMESTAR RUNNER: We are the Get Great Crew
Gettin' so great tonight
We're not hideous puppets
Great proportions just right

{The Get Great Crew title card appears}

ANNOUNCER: The Get Great Crew will be right back after these messages. Messages

This Tweet was pinned.

This Tweet quotes @deater78, who posted a video of a custom Secret Collect. Atari 2600 port, with the Atari Dragon on the game over screen.

This Tweet quotes @k1tkatattack, who posted a picture of clay models of Strong Sad and Homsar.

This Tweet links to Trogdor the Burninator shirt on Fangamer

This Tweet is a reply to the previous Tweet.

This Tweet quotes @apbohn, who posted a picture of an unlicensed shirt with a Trogdor Dungeons & Dragons parody.

This Tweet is a reply to @bucketcapacity, who asked if Strong Bad did Cameo so Strong Bad could congratulate their friends for getting married.

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This Tweet is a reply to @YoshiAngemon, who replied to the previous Tweet and asked "or did you?"

This Tweet's Image Description reads:
A mysterious deck of cards with a boxing glove “thumbprint” on them sits on a wooden tabletop in a detective-y pool of light.

This Tweet is a reply to @apbohn, who posted a picture of an unlicensed shirt with a Trogdor Dungeons & Dragons parody.

This Tweet is a reply to @DryEraseGirl, who replied to the Six-Sadded, Die Tweet and asked if the base Trogdor!! The Board Game was available to buy.

This Tweet is a reply to @Brisco71, who replied to the previous Tweet and asked if Strong Bad would be selling the Magicks and 'Mergencies Expando Deck for Trogdor!! The Board Game at Gen Con.

This Tweet's Image Description reads:
A spread of red-bordered emergency cards from the Majicks & ‘Mergencies Expando Deck for Trogdor the Board Game. Superimposed on top of them is a Powered By The Cheat animation of Little Lord Dumpleroy with a carrot atop his stupid foldy, soft-serve head.

This Tweet is a reply to @diov_g, who replied to the Dangeresque Tweet and wanted to see a Renaldo puppet.

This Tweet quotes @DavidPCheng, who posted several AI generated image of "Strongbad and Homestar Runner rap album cover".