User:The Chort

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School is no doubt right 'round the corner! Isn't that great?

Not my self portrait.

Introduction

Hey there! I'm The Chort! No, I don't look anything like The Cheat, I'm just another Homestar Runner Fan. I was bitten by the H*R bug near the end of April 2005, when I was rather bored. I decided to do a quick Google search for more information about this Trogdor guy I had heard of. A few clicks later, BAM! I was watching SBEmail #58, dragon! Later that day, I read in the FAQ that there was this secret game that was impossible to beat. Yep, it was Super Kingio Bros. Interested, I did another Google search and KAPOW! I was addicted to the HRWiki! I spent a lot of time editing anonymously and it was only after I had helped create Theme Song Video Visuals that I decided to sign up as The Chort! Anyway, now I've bored you to death with my entire life story, on with the fun stuff!

About Me

I'm male and I'm 14 years old (that's just a little less than 15!). I live in England, which makes this certain SBEmail very relevant to me. I spend most of my time hanging around the Recent Changes page, checking out all the edits, and if necessary, DESTROYING the crap ones.

Why "The Chort"?

Well, I was kinda under pressure when I was thinking of a username but then I remembered that Coach Z always pronounces The Cheat's name as "The Chort", as seen in Where's The Cheat?, mascot, crazy cartoon, impression, and rampage. But I guess you know that already. Plus, I think The Cheat is kind of cute. Please don't confuse me with DaChort or the one who uses the Fanstuff Wiki [1].

Favourite...

Top 5 Strong Bad Emails

1. for kids: "HE'S BEHIND THE BOX! I'LL KILL YOU!! I'LL KILL ALL YOUR DOGS!!"
   
2. dragon: "And the Trogdor comes in the NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!!!!!!"
   
3. 2 years: "I don't like food anymore!"
   
4. stunt double: "So I'm gonna have to jump!"
   
5. rock opera: "Positate without pizzaz and jam!!"
   

Marzipan's Answering Machine

Version 12.2: "You said you'd bake us a cake! You said you'd bake us a cake! You said you'd bake us a cake! You said you'd bake us a cake (etc)"

Teen Girl Squad

Issue 9: "BFF carved in a tree, That stands for BAOW! FOM! FROOSH!"

Big Toon

Bug In Mouth Disease: "The world is saved! I found the blue ooooones!"

Powered By The Cheat

mile: "Hey Strong Bad, you jumped over some of my buses!"

Puppet Stuff

Homestar vs. Little Girl: "Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow, my eyes!"

Holiday Toon(s)

Decemberween In July: "Greta is feeding the mouse bug spray. When will he be done for?"

20X6/1936

Under Construction: "Hey, Stickly Man. WHAAAAAAT are you doing?"
20X6 vs. 1936: "Well, folks, you know what that means. Now I'll do a dance."

Easter Egg

kids' book, "book": "The Homestar Runner and Pom-Pom lifted a comode."