User:Religious Corn

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Revision as of 19:05, 28 September 2007

Did you just tell my mom to pour gravel on her stump?

I liked that computer...

I guess this is my userpage. Call me Religious Corn. I got it from the bonus email #5, Accent. Yes, that means I own strongbad_email.exe Disc Five. Actually, I saw half of the transcript here on the wiki, and then later saw the other half of it on the DVD. See Religious Corn Contributions for a full list of my edits. See Contributions for edits I made while not logged on.

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This user uses Windows.

This user found the wiki from a Google search.

200X This user discovered the H*R website in 2005.

200X This user discovered the H*R Wiki the next year, in 2006.

This user's favorite email is looking old.

This user's second favorite email is mini-golf.

This user enjoys Lappy-era emails the best.

This user's favorite character is The Cheat.

The first toon this user ever saw was A Jorb Well Done.

This user has more than two problems.

This user thinks Firebert is a great Commando name.

This user mourns the loss of the old paper

This user owns strongbad_email.exe Disc Five.

This user owns a Star T-shirt.

This user would like the Everybody Everybody Poster.

MEH This user can understand Cheat Talk.

If you want it to be possessive, it's just I-T-S, but if it's suppposed to be a contraction then it's I-T-apostrophe-S. Scalawag.

What got me started on H*R

When I saw my first toon, A Jorb Well Done (don't ask me how I found it), I thought of Strong Bad, Strong Mad, and The Cheat as "bad guys." But then, when I heard about Strong Bad Emails, I was all like, "Holy Crap! This bad guy checks emails?!?" Okay, the first sentence wasn't real. I made that up for this just now.

My fave quotes (in no particular order)

Strong Bad Matt equals MATT! -50 emails

Strong Sad This part doesn't represent anything, I just always wanted to pour coffee on Coach Z. -Sbemail 150?!?

Strong Bad Coach Z, are you sure rubbing sandpaper on my throat is really necessary? -Accent

Bubs I'm fresh out of Cheats! -Where's The Cheat?

Strong Sad What?! People get presents for Decemberween?! I always just get locked in the bathtub! -The Best Decemberween Ever

Well, I gotta go. I think I swallowed Strong Bad's computer. (Oh, I mean a small bug.)