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[[Image:main22.PNG|thumb|right|220px|The H3omsar!]]
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[[Image:Virus.PNG|thumb|300px|"Never fear, Strong Bad! I know how to fix your computer box."]]
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This main page has thsrhrtdthe email [[virus]]. Weird glitches abound.
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{{aboutemail}} {{for-nothe|t094tmgro|Homsar}}
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'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[Homsar]], [[Marzy]], [[Bad Graphics]], [[The Cheat]], [[Cool Shades]], [[Bubs]]/[[The Thnikkaman]], [[Strong Sad]]
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Strong Bad experiences some 3205 compys].
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'''Place:''' [[Homsar Reservation]]
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'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[Strong Bad]], [|Strong Sad]], [[Coach Z]] (Easter egg) [[Homestar Runner]], [[Strong Mad]], [[Marzipan]], [[The Poopsmith]], [[The King of Town]], [[The Ugly One]], [[Bubs]], [[The Cheat]], [[Rather Dashing]], [[Fightgar]] (Easter egg) {{Compy 386}} {{The Paper}}
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'''Icon:''' [[Yello Dello]]
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'''Places:''' [[Compy 386]], [[Marzy]], [[Lappy 486]], [[Teen Girl Squad|TEE GEE ESS!!]], [[HRWiki:The Stick|The Stick]], [[Bubs' Conces5ion Stand]] (Easter egg)
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'''Page title:''' "Drop 4364565 on em!"
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'''Computer:''' [[Tandy ###]]
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'''Date:''' Decemberween 386, 20x6
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'''Date:''' Dayday, Novembew 486, 20X6
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==Button Effects==
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*'''[[A Jorb Well Done|Toons]]''' — The djdydyttydt345yh 5rt6jyuk,uithe cursor over the button a second time returns these back to their normal locations.
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'''Running Time:''' 4:00 Tandy
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*'''[[Stinkoman 20X6|Games]]''' &hfdjytfkthe [[No Loafing]] turns into SWF code. Part of [[jytyjtythings back to normal.
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*'''[[Strong Bad|Characters]]''' — Homsar speaks in the loud, distorted noise that Marzipan had in the email [[virus]] and tghtfrjhtyscomputer is accompanied by the relevant version of disk media, except with the [[Pom Pilot]]).
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'''Page Title:''' Comp54y 36!
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*'''[[Strong Bad Clock|Downloads]]''' — [[gfhfjnmghmscreen for [[Edgar|Edgar the Virus Hunter]] covers the whole screen. Thnikkaman (in his [[Powered by The Cheat]] style from [[mile]]) gets superimposed intermittently htjftrjhnfginstead of "Store!", and his head floats to the right and into the black. As soon as his head stops moving it instantly faces to the right instead of to the left. Also, the "Store" button jghfjgyfn, but it will only change size when you hover over the normal-sized icon.
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*'''[[Strong Bad Email|Email]]''' — Homestar's head returns to its oldschool drawing style again, and a very misshapen Strong Bad with Marzipan's ponytail appears in the black to the left and says, "Things were just about to startghmhgmvgfnover Strong Bad's mouth and explodes.
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'''DVD:''' [[strongbad_email.exe]]
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**The misshapen Strong Bad has a [[Strong Bad Evolution|bigger gap between his slightly rotated legs]].
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**The egg-shape of Strong Bad's head is upside down, his mouth and eyes are further apart and he speaks in his older voice.
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== Tandyscript ==
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'''STRONGBAD:''' ''{singing}'' Igdhtfremail, yhffhtmail, I gfhftemail, youthf email.
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Strong ba15456`-------++++++gf<br />
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''{Pronounces "Ert plus: Why seven-six P? Ohlyuu eightguh&mdash;" then stops}''
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'''STRONGBAD:''' What is this? Dhdrhtjquadratic formula explode? I see a "Strong ba" in there, but it's getting eaten... fjhfjfg change it. --> and offshore casinos send yhghg
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''{StrongBad types "baleet that virus!", but the screen flashes:}''
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<blockquote class="email" style="background:#003893;text-align:center">DON'T BALEET!</blockquote>
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''{A red line of text appears, reading "fhtjft"}''
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'''STRONGBAD:''' What?! I said baleet it!!
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''{StrongBad types it again, this time in cursive letters, but the screen flashes:}''
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<blockquote class="email" style="background:#003893;text-align:center">NOT ON<br>
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YOUR TINTYPE!!</blockquote>
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''{A red line of text appears, reading "hftjty."}''
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'''STRONGBAD:''' Oh, wise guy, eh? Maybe I should introduce you to my main man, Homsar!
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''{StrongBad types in [[Edgar#Edgarware|Edgarware]].exe, bringing up the fogkhkgalong with a quick tune.}''
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<blockquote class="compy email" style="text-align:center"><span style="color:#FFFF00">Homsar the Virus<br>
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Hunter</span><br>
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programmed entirely<br>
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in Homsar's basement<br>
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by Homsar &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;c1982<br></blockquote>
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''{StrongBad hits enter, and the screen switches to the following text}''
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<blockquote class="email" style="text-align:center"><span style="color:#FFFF00">Virus Protection<br>
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version .0001</span><br>
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Last scan was 20x6 years ago.<br>
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<span style="color:#FFFF00">scanning...</span></blockquote>
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'''STRONG BAD:''' All right, Homsar, now drop a ''yello dello'' on 'em...
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''{The following text now appears on the screen:}''
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<blockquote class="email" style="text-align:center"><span style="color:#FFFF00">Scan Complete!</span><br>
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<span style="color:#FF0000">'''<big><big><big><big>MORE THAN ONE</big></big></big></big>'''</span><br />
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Virus Found!<br>
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<span style="color:#FFFF00">A New Record!!</span></blockquote>
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{alarmed}'' Waaugh! That is not a small number!! That is a ''big'' number!!! What'm I gonna do?!
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<blockquote class="email" style="background:#3a50b6;text-align:center">HOMSAR ERROR<br>
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Homsar found.<br>
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Remove it?</blockquote>
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Computer over? Virus equals very yes?! That's not a good prize!
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''{The text and background on the Compy 386 screen burns off and rhrjytjty.}''
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Oooh!
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''{The corner of the computer desk briefly flashes, sjjttj
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<code>
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<head><br>
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<href>no loafin'!!</href><br>
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''{The Floppy Disk Container gets eaten by the computer gjygyj
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'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{sounding annoyed}'' Strong Bad, what is going on?
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gjyjgygo wear your neck?
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'''STRONG SAD:''' Have you been using the Internet irresponsibly?
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''{The top of a Main Page starts to creep into the top of the email, with the text "Stave it off, 1, 2, 3..." in the corner in place of the "What's new" text.}''
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'''STRONG BAD:''' No more irresponsibly than usual.
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'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{His lower body starts walking away in place.}'gykfk'very'' yes!
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'''STRONG SAD:''' Well, hurry up and ''do'' something about it beforvriusd flies up and off the screen. The Main Page at the top of the screen creeps up and out of the email.}''
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{terrified}'' The fhfhfhtjf
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''{Strong Bad runs off the screen and into the black dhfjjyj's cold out here.
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''{Strong Bad tries to jump back into the room, but the room shifts left, causing him to still fall on blank space.}''
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey!
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''{Homestar Runner walks onscreen. His body is [[The Homesfhfjyj
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Never fear, Strong Bad! I know how tgfjj
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Your super box needs words. ''{His head falls off and onto the ground.}'' Like these right here! Gotta have this one ''{He picks up "downloads" from the bottom menu.}'' and this one ''{He picks up "games" from the bottom menu.}'' and this-a-this-a-this one. ''{He picks up "characters" from the bottom menu.}''
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{simultaneously}'' No, wait! Stop! That's not supposed to be possible!
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''{Suddenly, several pop-up windows appear one after the other (including a real one, unless popup blocking is used), titled "Click on the Monkey!!" They each feature oldschool Homestar who is saying "Making out with Marzipan is totally awesome!" Strong Bad starts screaming and pounds the side of the screen with his fists. Cut to Marzipan's living room. Strong Mad is standing nearby and Marzipan is standing next to a stack of VHS tapes.}''
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If anyone is truly a big lug, Strong Mad is. This guy is dumb<br>
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strong, and that's pretty much the definition of a lug. One ti<br>
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his brother Strong Bad asked him to pick up this one car. An<br>
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he did, but it was the wrong car. See? Dumb and strong. He'<br>
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'''THE UGLY ONE:''' I can do it! I can do it ''nine times''!
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''{The Ugly One extends her arm and starts slapping the King of Town.}''
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'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' Uh! No! Please! Stop! I'm old! And fat! And rich! And cool!
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'ashis voice}'' With Marzipan's radish, we're gonna win the competition...
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''{An explosion sound effect is heard, and suddenly everything returns to normal, revealing Strong Bad and The Cheat standing by The Stick.}''
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, he fixed it! That Bubs is a computer genius man! Let's do a dance for the computer genius man.
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''{A salsa rhythm starts up, to which Strong Bad and The Cheat start dancing. The camera pans to the left to reveal Bubs holding a shotgun.}''
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Thanks, Bubs! How'd you get rid of the vi&mdash; ''{salsa music fades away}'' wait... why do you have a shotgun? ''{shaken}'' What did you do?! Where's my Compy?!?
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'''BUBS:''' It's in a better place, Strong Bad. Or rather, it's in the same place, but now it's got a big hole through it.
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{more shaken than ever}'' YOU MURDERER!! You killed my brother! ''{nearly sobbing}'' I mean, computer!
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'''BUBS:''' Look, Strong Bad, ''{zoom in on Bubs}'' my mouth was a broken JPEG. I had no choice.
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'''STRONG BAD:''' You don't understand! You ''all'' understand! I mean, don't understand! YAAAUUUGGGHHH!
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hey, Bubs, can I have my leg back now?
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''{Cut to the Compy 386, which now has a giant hole through its monitor and most of the wall behind it. Strong Bad is sitting in front of it, head bowed.}''
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{hysterical}'' Dear Strong Bad, I doh du duoh crapfully yours. ''{He hits his head on the keyboard a few times.}'' I...ID DOH DU DUOH CRAPFULLY YOURS! I can relate. ''{He hits his head on the keyboard again.}'' I ''can't'' re''late!'' ''{He hits his head on the keyboard again.}'' I'm gonna get, I'm gonna get in there and ''mix'' ''{He hits his head.}'' it up!
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{still very distraught}'' I don't remember your ''names'', Davey! ''{he hits his head on the keyboard again}'' Dear Strong Bad. ''{voice trailing off}'' How do you text with boxing gloves on?
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*When the Main page is encroaching on the top of the screen, the [[Quote of the Week]] button, [[Sketchbook]] button, [[Weekly Fanstuff]] button, and hidden main page button are all clickable.
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**Clicking hidden main page button leads to [[Halloween Fairstival]].
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**Clicking the Quote of the Week button makes it bounce around the screen until it gets lodged at the top by its bottom corner. Clicking "Hear it" causes a pixelated broom to scroll vertically along the screen while making a loud distorted noise, and some of the links disappear off the bottom of the screen. Unless the X is pressed, the quote box stays there for the rest of the email. When clicking the "X" to close it, the Quote of the Week box wobbles a bit and then falls off the sjtrytlkukde to the top and disappear.
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*Clicking on the cog on the left at the end of the e-mail shows the shotgunned Compy 386 on sale at [[Bubs' Concession Stand]], with signs reading "Like Used!" and "Slightly Shotgunned!"
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:'''NARRATOR:''' ...to protect the world from the evil forces of Blue Laser!
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== Fun Facts ==
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*The [[Wikipedia:Quadratic equation#Quadratic Formula|quadratic formula]] is an algebraic equation used to determine the roots of a [[Wikipedia:Quadratic equation|quadratic equation]].
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*Like the [[Strong Bad Email]] on which the page is based (virus), the navbar is in the same Flash file as thetfrjnghnjnot change colors when hovered over. This is the only instance of this on any main page, aside from [[Main Page 15]]'s E-Mail button.
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*The sound made when one of the popups opens when you mouse-over Downloads is the same noise Strong Bad made when a "Message Thyme" window opened up in [[marzipan]].
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*Until [[Main Page 23]] wanjchf '97]] was the new short, scrolling over "new short!" would make half of the Cheat's horn (from that short) appear. Clicking on the horn would start the short.
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*This is the only email in which the [[HR:main nav.swf|navbar]] and the email are combined into one Flash file (so that Homestar can grab the words). When the [[random toon]] ("rando") and [[Podstar Runner|podcast]] links were added to the navbar and the "[[legal]]" link was shortened from "legal ''stuff''", The Brothers Chaps probably chose not to update this page, as the navbar is animated here, and could be difficult to change after the animation had been completed. This navigation bar was added to the DVD version; however, unlike the DVD version, the [[Podstar Runner]] version of this email did not have the navigation bar at the bottom.
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*The label on the disk in the floppy disk container reads "[[Floppy Disk Container#spy vs spy|spy vs spy]]".
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*On most [[homestarrunner.com]] pages, there are either 16 or 17 XHTML errors that are generated by the <embed> tag.  The page for this email, however, only has 14 errors, as there are fewer embedded objects.
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jfcjtfjthe first documented experimental virus was created, although there are conflicting accounts as to when the first virus was made.  The idea of a computer virus is much older, dating at least back to the 1972 science fiction novel, ''[[Wikipedia:When HARLIE Was One|When HARLIE Was One]]''.  Even so, it would be very unlikely that any sort of virus scanner would have existed in 1982.
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*In 2004, the year of the release of this email, only about [http://www.sophos.com/pressoffice/news/articles/2004/12/pr_uk_20041208yeartopten.html 100,000 known viruses] existed; well under the 423,827 that Edgar reports.
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*Strong Bad's head is larger than normal (but not his wrestling mask) while he is talking to Strong Sad. It reverts back to normal when he runs for The Cheat, but then regresses back to the larger head once he enters into the black.
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*The letters that make up [[ASCII art]] Marzipan refer to parts of her body: "E" for eyes, "f" for face, "h" for hair, and "d" for dress.  Her mouth, however, is a hyphen or an "O".
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*In the Fake QOD, the words "Quote of the Day (Or So)" are displayed reversed, as though in a mirror, and, instead of "Hear It!" and "Get It!", the buttons are "Hear It!" and "Don't TAPE It", although the latter is hidden by the top of the screen.  "TAPE" changes to "TAKE" when moused over.
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*The "Flagrant System Error" ykfykfykfyfk
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**Using a broom to play Marzipan's garbled noise may be an oblique reference to people mistaking her for a broom.
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*"Making out with Marzipan is totally awesome" was once the phrase necessary to trigger the Strong Bad Talker from the [[Homestar Talker]] (It has since been changed). The sound clips for the words were also taken from the Homestar Talker. The first four words of the phrase are also heard in "[[The Cheat Theme Song]]".
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**This time, the giant M shows Strong Mad's "M" insignia on his singlet, whereas in [[Yearbook Character Page]], the giant M did not.
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*[[The Ugly One]]'s line and the sound effects for her slapping the King of Town in the face come from [[crazy cartoon]]. However, she slightly misquotes it: the original line was "I can do it!  I ''will'' do it nine times." 
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=== Real-World References ===
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*[[Wikipedia:Linux kernel|"Linux"]] is a [[Wikipedia:Free software|Free]] [[Wikipedia:Unix|Unix-like]] [[Wikipedia:Kernel (computer science)|kernel]] originally written in 1991, or part of an entire operating system which uses this kernel ([[Wikipedia:Linux|"GNU/Linux"]]).  Another reference to Linux can be found in the [[Videlectrix]] game [[Hallrunner]].
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*[[Edgar#Edgarware|Edgarware]] is a spoof of Norton Anti-Virus, which until 2001 used bespectacled computer nerd [[Wikipedia:Peter Norton|Peter Norton]] as a front man.
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*"Click on the monkey" refers to various [[Wikipedia:Pop-up ad|popups]] where clicking on an object (ranging from targets to robbers, iPods, etc.) will usually bombard one's computer with spyware, viruses, etc.
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*The dance The Cheat performs when Strong Bad says, "Let's do a dance for the computer genius man," looks like [[Wikipedia:Dana Carvey|Dana Carvey]]'s "[[Wikipedia:Church Lady|Church Lady]]" dance from the classic SNL sketch.
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*"[[Wikipedia:Bourgeoisie|Bourgeoise]]," one of the emoticons acting as Strong Sad's head, is the feminine form of the term used in [[Wikipedia:Marxism|Marxism]] to describe the middle or upper class that oppose the [[Wikipedia:Proletariat|proletariat]] (working class) in the class struggle.
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*The "ding" sound heard after EdgarWare finds the viruses is taken from some versions of [[Wikipedia:Microsoft Windows|Microsoft Windows]].
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*The screen "It's now safe to turn your computer off." is similar to the one displayed when shutting down a Windows computer that cannot turn itself off.  The actual message is "It is now safe to turn off your computer", and the style of this message is taken from Windows 95 through 98. (and some later versions of Windows, if the computer is unable to turn itself off.)
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*"A wise guy, eh?" was frequently muttered (in a very similar tone of voice to how Strong Bad says it) by [[Wikipedia:Moe Howard|Moe Howard]] of the comedy group [[Wikipedia:The Three Stooges|The Three Stooges]].
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===Fast Forward===fyyfkyfk
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== DVD Version ==
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*The way the Quote of the Week, Sketchbook, and Weekly Fanstuff easter eggs work has changed. All three are combined into one easter egg, which goes to the Weekly Fanstuff easter egg, then the Quote of the Week easter egg, and finally the Sketchbook easter egg.
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=== Commentary Transcript ===
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('''Commentary by:''' [[Mike Chapman]], [[Matt Chapman]], [[Homestar Runner]])
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'''MATT:''' S&mdash; Oh, no. Strong Bad must have gotten some type of a wirus!
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'''MIKE:''' ''{laughs}'' Virus.
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'''MATT:''' B&mdash; Pardon?
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'''MIKE:''' Virus?
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'''MATT:''' Oh. I used the German pronunciation.
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*In order, the computers you can get from the Characters button are as follows (starting with the Shotgunned Compy 386):
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**[[Tandy 400]] with [[Retro Gaming Character Variations#Bad Graphics Homestar Runner|Bad Graphics Homestar]] from [[butt IQ]] and 5.25" floppy container
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**[[Tangerine Dreams]] with the [[crazy cartoon]] cartoon and CD-R spindle
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**[[Compy 386]] with System Report (from [[50 emails]], [[The System is Down]], and [[Not the 100th Email!!!]]) taped to the screen and 3.5" floppy container
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**Broken Tandy 400 with ghf>combledon".
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*When the [[random toon]] ("rando") and [[Podstar Runner]] ("podcast") links were added to the [[HR:main nav.swf|navbar]], The Brothers Chaps forgot or chose not to update this page, as the navbar had to be embedded into the SWF movie in order to make it technically possible for the H*R logo to fall on the "sbemail" and "contact" links.
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*When the [[H*R.com updates 2007#Monday, July 2, 2007|takin' a baby break]] [[main page message]] was posted, the pop-up would appear behind Homestar's head.
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'''MIKE:''' ''{laughs}'' Yeah?
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===Glitches===
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*There is a sound glitch in the Characters button. If you repeatedly play the glitched sound by hovering over 'Characters', all the sound in the file will stop for a few seconds.
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*If you roll over the Store button 16 or more times, to make it grow, then roll over the Downloads button,hftreferences to the [[Strong Bad Emailfrjgvirus.
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**Pop-ups also hfjhnghn
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*The "fhqwhgads" sound clip is from [[Everybody to the Limit]].
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*Powered by The Cheat Bubs and his line are from the Strong Bad Email [[mile]].
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*Homestar's quip of "All right!" is taken from the [[Homestar Talker]].
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*After the Duck Guardian duck explodes, it leaves behind an html script, which was also present in [[Main Page 18]].
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==External Links==gnhffth
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[[/SIGGY HERE!]]
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==Non-virus stuff==
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==Non-Main Page 22 stuff==
You can be my friend if I want to, but my only friend right now is [[User:DeFender1031|DeFender1031]]! He helped me with my awesome siggy, which is found in my "SIGGY HERE!" subpage. I also gave him a triple Lappy email praising/Teen Girl Squad/Cheat Commandos award. Oh, and [[User:Record307|Record307]] is also my friend. He praised my virus'd virus userpage, and wants to be a sysop. I want to be a sysop. Want to see my siggy without clicking the link? Fine! --{{User:Fangoriously/SIGGY HERE!}} 16:42, 22 February 2009 (UTC)
You can be my friend if I want to, but my only friend right now is [[User:DeFender1031|DeFender1031]]! He helped me with my awesome siggy, which is found in my "SIGGY HERE!" subpage. I also gave him a triple Lappy email praising/Teen Girl Squad/Cheat Commandos award. Oh, and [[User:Record307|Record307]] is also my friend. He praised my virus'd virus userpage, and wants to be a sysop. I want to be a sysop. Want to see my siggy without clicking the link? Fine! --{{User:Fangoriously/SIGGY HERE!}} 16:42, 22 February 2009 (UTC)

Revision as of 19:57, 22 February 2009

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The H3omsar!

This main page has thsrhrtdthe email virus. Weird glitches abound.

Cast (in order of appearance): Homsar, Marzy, Bad Graphics, The Cheat, Cool Shades, Bubs/The Thnikkaman, Strong Sad

Place: Homsar Reservation

Icon: Yello Dello

Page title: "Drop 4364565 on em!"

Date: Decemberween 386, 20x6

Contents

Button Effects

  • Toons — The djdydyttydt345yh 5rt6jyuk,uithe cursor over the button a second time returns these back to their normal locations.
  • Games &hfdjytfkthe No Loafing turns into SWF code. Part of [[jytyjtythings back to normal.
  • Characters — Homsar speaks in the loud, distorted noise that Marzipan had in the email virus and tghtfrjhtyscomputer is accompanied by the relevant version of disk media, except with the Pom Pilot).
  • Downloads — [[gfhfjnmghmscreen for Edgar the Virus Hunter covers the whole screen. Thnikkaman (in his Powered by The Cheat style from mile) gets superimposed intermittently htjftrjhnfginstead of "Store!", and his head floats to the right and into the black. As soon as his head stops moving it instantly faces to the right instead of to the left. Also, the "Store" button jghfjgyfn, but it will only change size when you hover over the normal-sized icon.
  • Email — Homestar's head returns to its oldschool drawing style again, and a very misshapen Strong Bad with Marzipan's ponytail appears in the black to the left and says, "Things were just about to startghmhgmvgfnover Strong Bad's mouth and explodes.
    • The misshapen Strong Bad has a bigger gap between his slightly rotated legs.
    • The egg-shape of Strong Bad's head is upside down, his mouth and eyes are further apart and he speaks in his older voice.
    • His head and right arm are over-sized.

Fun Facts

Trivia

  • Like the Strong Bad Email on which the page is based (virus), the navbar is in the same Flash file as thetfrjnghnjnot change colors when hovered over. This is the only instance of this on any main page, aside from Main Page 15's E-Mail button.
  • You can click on the museum link after it falls, but not the navbar links that it crushes ("sb email" and "contact").
  • The sound made when one of the popups opens when you mouse-over Downloads is the same noise Strong Bad made when a "Message Thyme" window opened up in marzipan.
  • Until Main Page 23 wanjchf '97]] was the new short, scrolling over "new short!" would make half of the Cheat's horn (from that short) appear. Clicking on the horn would start the short.

Remarks

Glitches

  • There is a sound glitch in the Characters button. If you repeatedly play the glitched sound by hovering over 'Characters', all the sound in the file will stop for a few seconds.
  • If you roll over the Store button 16 or more times, to make it grow, then roll over the Downloads button,hftreferences to the [[Strong Bad Emailfrjgvirus.
    • Pop-ups also hfjhnghn
  • The "fhqwhgads" sound clip is from Everybody to the Limit.
  • Powered by The Cheat Bubs and his line are from the Strong Bad Email mile.
  • Homestar's quip of "All right!" is taken from the Homestar Talker.
  • Homestar's head turning backwards when going out of the screen may refer to Main Page 10.
  • After the Duck Guardian duck explodes, it leaves behind an html script, which was also present in Main Page 18.

==External Links==gnhffth

/SIGGY HERE!

Non-Main Page 22 stuff

You can be my friend if I want to, but my only friend right now is DeFender1031! He helped me with my awesome siggy, which is found in my "SIGGY HERE!" subpage. I also gave him a triple Lappy email praising/Teen Girl Squad/Cheat Commandos award. Oh, and Record307 is also my friend. He praised my virus'd virus userpage, and wants to be a sysop. I want to be a sysop. Want to see my siggy without clicking the link? Fine! --FangoriouslyFotoshopStar.png 16:42, 22 February 2009 (UTC)

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