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Darth Katana X

You have new crap.
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Butch Hartman is evil, deal with it.
Hello, this is obviously Darth Katana X speaking, and before I say anything I would like you to know that the only reason I have this account is because of the excellent sysop and my first friend from Homestar Runner Wiki, It's dot com. Give it up for him!

I am, much like Strong Bad and The Brothers Chaps, a nerd as well as a head. I consider myself to be a video game aficionado, and I am also notably interested in literature, computers, the Internet, Japanese culture and art and various types of fantasy and fiction. On the other hand, I listen to hip-hop and rock music more than anything, I wear beanies and necklaces most every day, I use urban slang quite often and I hold every head's secret weapon, the Xbox controller.

In the past I have written reviews of somewhat poor quality for, which I have recently deleted. However, I plan to re-write the past reviews in a more professional manner sometime soon. I have also started much controversy among web sites such as and Wikipedia.

The design of this page, which is pure genius, was ripped off from It's dot com's talk page, the dope sysop I mentioned earlier who I'm not mad at for proposing that the guestbooks be removed.

But Why Darth Katana X?

The envy of the Sith, as portrayed by DorianGray.

Darth Katana X is a character of mine, of whom I plan to use for various fan fiction as well as role playing fics in the near future. He is a character based on those from the Star Wars movies, who is (as of now) fond of sword fighting and does so with a crossbreed of a Lightsaber and a Japanese Katana Sword. Currently, his only appearance, besides as my username, has been via, where he is the star of various blog entries, and answers the questions of readers. This concept was inspired by the Strong Bad Email series.

My Trivial Goals

Today (the day that I wrote this) is the first day of 2006. I have been anticipating the new year for quite some time, and it's finally here. As everyone knows, this is the perfect time for resolutions. My important goals for this year are to be a nicer person (which is easier said than done), to spend less time with Homestar and Strong Bad and more time with my family, and to take more time to pray.

Those are my important goals for 20X6 - I mean 2006 - and here I've lined out my trivial goals, which most will probably be more interested in.

  • Write at least one article.
  • Find more family friendly cartoons on the Internet. As of now, Homestar Runner is the only one I can watch whenever I want, whether my younger siblings are in the room or not - Fat Pie, Insult Master and Weebl & Bob don't fit the bill.
  • Check out Red vs. Blue.
  • Create a fake wiki for all the images I can't put on the wiki (not because they're inappropriate but because I don't have enough room) via Yahoo! GeoCities.

And more to come.

Stinkoman Pancake

"Hey! My birthday was last week! I don't see anyone making any Stinkoman shaped pancakes!" — Stinkoman

Not for long, Stinkoman! My pal, Blade and I are gon team up and make a life sized, Stinkoman shaped pancake and send it in to The Chaps soon as possible. So, get ready for one huge pancake, everybody! Oh, and by the way, don't steal our idea.

Nu Articles

These are some of the ideas for pages I've come up with. I advise you to tell me what you think of them on the talk page, via e-mail or wherever.

  • Homestar Naked — The instance in which Homestar appears naked, with a censorship blur replacing his star shirt.
  • The Cheat and Marzipan — The Cheat has a crush on Marzipan, which he expresses many times.

Trivial Accomplishments

Here are some things I've accomplished since I wrote the "My Trivial Goals" section. Boring, yeah, but I've seen other people do it - with more accomplishments than me...thus making it more interesting...with less puny text...I like pie.

I've done more than just that, but these are some of the things I'd accomplished at the time. Since then, I've done much more, and I'm too lazy to name it all, so just check out my contributions - a page which is (as of now) cluttered by posts defending the guestbooks, but it's interesting anyway. Yeah.

The Grumblecake Rigamarole

Section coming soon.

If there's anything else regarding the wiki that you think I could improve on, send me your e-mail and I'll more than likely flip you off.

Cool Sites

Face it, you're obsessed with the Internet, it's the truth. Well, so am I.* And since we're both obsessed with the Internet, I might as well share some links with y'all. Anything I find on the World Wide Web that I think you guys would like I'll post here, unless it's too awesome - then I'll just keep it to myself. Also, sometimes, on occasion, if you're lucky, I'll post a link to a page of my own, exclusive to the wiki. If you're lucky, that is.

John Reuben - 01/02/06

Dear Darth Katana X,
How you doin'? I have three quick questions...
1. What's the best thing you've ever seen?
2. What's the best thing you've ever done?
3. What's the best thing you've ever eaten?
Albin J. (from Maryland)

I'm doing real, real well, Albi. Believe it or not, I've got one answer for all three questions - this! Pumping beats, hilarity and inspiration all in one. When you're finished with that, I'm assuming you'll want more. Well, here's where to get it.

The Onion - 01/08/06

I haven't been there since last summer, but I thought you guys might want to check it out. It's just a bunch of fake stuff, but I can say that "people who like The Onion like Homestar" because all of my friends like 'em both and so do I. Just a warning, there's some pretty nasty stuff there. Well, here's where to get that.

Hydrous³ - 01/17/06

Here's some really awesome photography by Ethan Trewhitt. I don't know what more to say but that - I mean, this cat could make some serious moolah off this stuff. Oh, and be sure to check out the archive and see if you can find something familiar. Check it out, check it out, check it out.

Videogame Fandatabase - 1/19/06

All right, I know you're thinking that my schedule for posting links is officially unorganized now, but check this! Sure, it's under construction right now, but there's a whole slew of old pages to check out - which are so old they are new! Maybe you forgot! Totally awesome site, highly recommended, especially since I made it with my homies. If you find any errors on the site, have any questions or whatever, let me know on the talk page.

* As much as I'm obsessed with the Internet, sometimes I halfta rage against it.

The Guestbook

Discussion and voting are currently underway to decide whether to continue the practice of having user guestbooks. Your vote to stick with the guestbooks is kindly requested.

It's like, what part of "meet me at the guestbook" didn't you understand? At least my girlfriends are here to sign it - uh, they're climbing all over me. Say hello, ladies.

  1. Hi! g2g!! ;)
  2. What's up?? Darth Katana X roxors!! lmao! _^.^_
  3. I'm way prettier than you. :P
  4. ThuggaChik48031 in tha hizzy. DKX is the shizzle. p's
  5. It's dot com 05:50, 30 December 2005 (UTC) I'll start the line for high fives over here.
  6. Heimstern Läufer 05:52, 30 December 2005 (UTC) He da!
  7. DorianGray 05:59, 30 December 2005 (UTC) You're not getting any fish cookies (or witty signing remarks) out of me.
  8. SaltyTalk! 06:07, 30 December 2005 (UTC) A guestbook, perhaps...
  9. Super Sam 07:23, 30 December 2005 (UTC) - Eat me, Bubsty!
  10. Lapper (talk) 07:34, 30 December 2005 (UTC)
  11. Image:Homsar-in-motion.gifhr.pngΨHomsarΨroksΨImage:kookysig.gifImage:Cheat-shrug-tiny.gif Haldo'd!!!
  12. --The 386 My talk 17:58, 30 December 2005 (UTC) "I BAKED YOU A CAKE!!!"
  13. The Chort 18:00, 30 December 2005 (UTC) My autograph? Sure!
  14. teeeffoh! 22:39, 30 December 2005 (UTC) CHEESYCHEESETHATISCHEESY
  15. DBK! 10:19, 1 January 2006 (UTC) I signed before Bubsty!
  16. LePorello / T / C 13:28, 1 January 2006 (UTC) Yeah! So did I!
  17. TheThin 13:13, 2 January 2006 (UTC) Me too!
  18. talk Bubsty edits 23:51, 2 January 2006 (UTC) Thats because I was gone for a week and one day...
  19. Has Matt? (talk) 02:44, 3 January 2006 (UTC) Whoa. This user's really taking it to the house. (Set it and forget it!)
  20. SparkPlug 05:25, 4 January 2006 (UTC) Meh.
  21. NO!!! PLEASE... DON'T SHOOT!!! Tampo (T/C) AND SOMEONE GET THiS FREAKiN CURSOR AWAY FROM ME!!!!! 14:11,4 January (UTC)
  22. — Kilroy / talk 02:56, 5 January 2006 (UTC)
  23. TotalSpaceshipGirl3 11:48, 5 January 2006 (UTC) Doo doo doo.
  24. Yeltensic 05:03, 12 January 2006 (UTC) Lol I see you mentioned the "controversy on Wikipedia".
  25. Bluebry muffin 00:04, 15 January 2006 (UTC) If you'll believe me, you owe me $3 and two paperclips.
  26. Darthvader66 06:43, 15 January 2006 (UTC) Nice name, yous.
  27. It is I! DJM1791 · (Sup | Stuff I Did!) 10:28, 16 January 2006 (UTC)
  28. Aw man! I was thinking of making a Stinkoman pancake! Although, it was only gonna be Stinkoman's head... Oh, well. Whatevs. Nintendostar_Runner
  29. i dub thee, totally awesome. DJTehCheat M-E-H! 21:00, 23 January 2006 (UTC)
  30. Marth 99 21:27, 23 January 2006 (UTC) I sign! Yes!
  31. TheGreatLogini 12:51, 25 January 2006 (UTC) your user page is awesome. you should take a picture of the stinkoman pancake and put it on your user page!

DO * NOT: The Fight For Sweet Guestbook Freedom

Do you take pride in your guestbook? Is it one of your fondest memories of Homestar Runner Wiki? Well, bad news, our guestbook freedom is about to be taken away. You can read about it here. So, are you going to stand up for our guestbooks, erm, or not? You can help. You can make a difference.

Sign your name here, or else.

  1. Wow, awesome! I'm definitely gonna fight for sweet guestbook freedom. — This is real
  2. Woah, way to stick it to the man on the guestbook discussion! Save the guestbooks! TheGreatLogini
  3. no way. my guestbook rocks, but this is for the army, man. Thatkidyoualllove 15:00, 23 January 2006 (UTC)
  4. do you has what it takes to save the guestbooks? will you bring some orange slices for me and serve your user page? will you, stupid!? DJTehCheat M-E-H! 20:59, 23 January 2006 (UTC)
  5. Everybody! Save the guestbooks! LePorello / T / C 21:24, 23 January 2006 (UTC)
  6. Power of the people! Marth 99 21:27, 23 January 2006 (UTC)
  7. Keep the sweet sweet guestbooks! TheThin 22:56, 23 January 2006 (UTC)
  8. Whoa. This user's really sticking it to the man. (Set it and forget it! By the way, I'm still neutral with the whole guestbook thing, but I think they should be kept in some way, shape or form. Boy, this comment is sure getting mighty long. I'll stop typing now. Maybe.) Has Matt? (talk) 23:12, 23 January 2006 (UTC) DO * NOT]: The Fight For Sweet
  9. THE GUESTBOOKS SHALL PREVAIL!!!!!!--Image:Homsar-in-motion.gifhr.pngΨHomsarΨroksΨImage:kookysig.gifImage:Cheat-shrug-tiny.gif 17:25, 24 January 2006 (UTC)
  10. I agree. Nothing wrong with signing stuff. Seriously (Talk) 23:02, 24 January 2006 (UTC)

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