The Couch
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'''The Couch''' is an orange sofa with a duct-tape patch on the right back cushion. It appears that [[Strong Bad]] sleeps on the couch. It is in [[Strong Bad's Basement]]. This is where Strong Bad does his [[Couch Mumbling]] and where [[Homestar Runner]] enjoys spitting [[Teddy Grahams]] all over the place. Strong bad has [[Strong Bad's EGGS|a lot of eggs]] that he keeps in the couch. | '''The Couch''' is an orange sofa with a duct-tape patch on the right back cushion. It appears that [[Strong Bad]] sleeps on the couch. It is in [[Strong Bad's Basement]]. This is where Strong Bad does his [[Couch Mumbling]] and where [[Homestar Runner]] enjoys spitting [[Teddy Grahams]] all over the place. Strong bad has [[Strong Bad's EGGS|a lot of eggs]] that he keeps in the couch. | ||
| - | There are conflicting stories regarding why the couch sports its duct-tape patch, as revealed in the Email [[couch patch]]. Strong Bad says that he cut a hole in the couch with his [[Big Knife]] to hide his Aztec gold, whereupon the couch "unleashed a stench of biblical proportions." Furthermore, it was at that moment when Strong Bad realized that his "Aztec gold" is nothing more than a sack full of oil filters. The stench was so bad, Strong Bad says, that he had to call in a Hazmat team to hose him down. | + | There are conflicting stories regarding why the couch sports its duct-tape patch, as revealed in the Email [[couch patch]]. Strong Bad says that he cut a hole in the couch with his [[Big Knife]] to hide his Aztec gold, whereupon the couch "unleashed a stench of biblical proportions." Furthermore, it was at that moment when Strong Bad realized that his "Aztec gold" is nothing more than a sack full of oil filters. The stench was so bad, Strong Bad says, that he had to call in [[Has Matt?|a Hazmat team]] to hose him down. |
Strong Sad insists that the patch had its origins when [[Little Strong Bad]] thought that American track athlete [[Wikipedia:Carl Lewis|Carl Lewis]] was a woman named "Carla Lewis," and that "she" was "hott." Little Strong Bad wrote his feelings for Lewis on the couch with a [[Wikipedia:Sharpie|Sharpie]]. Strong Bad presumedly put the patch on the couch when he found out the truth about Carl Lewis, to cover up the embarassing writing. | Strong Sad insists that the patch had its origins when [[Little Strong Bad]] thought that American track athlete [[Wikipedia:Carl Lewis|Carl Lewis]] was a woman named "Carla Lewis," and that "she" was "hott." Little Strong Bad wrote his feelings for Lewis on the couch with a [[Wikipedia:Sharpie|Sharpie]]. Strong Bad presumedly put the patch on the couch when he found out the truth about Carl Lewis, to cover up the embarassing writing. | ||
Revision as of 07:29, 18 June 2005
The Couch is an orange sofa with a duct-tape patch on the right back cushion. It appears that Strong Bad sleeps on the couch. It is in Strong Bad's Basement. This is where Strong Bad does his Couch Mumbling and where Homestar Runner enjoys spitting Teddy Grahams all over the place. Strong bad has a lot of eggs that he keeps in the couch.
There are conflicting stories regarding why the couch sports its duct-tape patch, as revealed in the Email couch patch. Strong Bad says that he cut a hole in the couch with his Big Knife to hide his Aztec gold, whereupon the couch "unleashed a stench of biblical proportions." Furthermore, it was at that moment when Strong Bad realized that his "Aztec gold" is nothing more than a sack full of oil filters. The stench was so bad, Strong Bad says, that he had to call in a Hazmat team to hose him down.
Strong Sad insists that the patch had its origins when Little Strong Bad thought that American track athlete Carl Lewis was a woman named "Carla Lewis," and that "she" was "hott." Little Strong Bad wrote his feelings for Lewis on the couch with a Sharpie. Strong Bad presumedly put the patch on the couch when he found out the truth about Carl Lewis, to cover up the embarassing writing.
An "anonymous" member of the community (actually Coach Z) insists that the couch is patched because of an unfortunate dinner party one night. Allegedly "doo doo meat" was served in the evening's gumbo, and soon the Coach had to puke. He then puked in a rip in the couch, which has now been professionally sealed for obvious reasons. Coach Z is filled with remorse and shame for vomiting in the couch, and Strong Bad vehemently denies having put doo doo meat in the gumbo.
Notable Appearances
- Email morning routine
- Superbowl Dealie
- Email couch patch
