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Secret Pages with their own pages
I just removed four external links to secret pages that have their own articles: Not the 100th Email!!!, website, Strong Sad's Lament, and Email Processing Room. After doing so, I started thinking it might be worth our while to have some of the other pages that are linked to from here to have their own page. I mean, some of those old intros and stuff could use screenshots and better descriptions. So instead of a page with mostly external links, we would have a page with links to individual wiki pages about each secret page. How's that sound? -- Tom 10:20, 8 Dec 2004 (MST)
Hmm... Sounds interesting. I just made a page for "Sing Along". Some of this stuff doesn't lend itself to wiki pages particularly well, though. I suppose the previews could go on the pages that they are previewing ("Reddest Raddish" preview on the "Reddest Raddish" page), but what about stuff like "Wireless Bizness?" That doesn't need a wiki page all to itself, does it? -FatPamPam
- I think it would be easy enough to judge what could use a page. And I've added Sing Along to a new Category:Secret Pages category. -- Tom 17:34, 19 Dec 2004 (MST)
Wireless Thingy
The old Wireless Bizness thing is not working anymore. Does someone have the transcripts for those emails? - The Brothers E
I've been looking for the exact same thing for a while now. I've been on Homestar for a while and I was around while it was up. I remember it being hysterical. The only one I remember from it was the Salty Plum Soda one from stu that later became the rollover button on the toons page. I REALLY want someone to find this. evin290 18:25, 13 Feb 2005 (MST)
SB Sign Explanation?
Might the "i am awesomer than you" Strong Bad "sign" actually be Strong Bad's "sign"ature on the Message Bored? Because the rules for the board imply that the characters, or at least Strong Bad, post. And it certainly seems like something Strong Bad would use on a message board.
Wonder Years
Where did this page ever come from? It's in the "/sadjournal" folder.
- You might want to check out the Strong Sad's Lament and The Secrets That I Keep pages. -- Tom 22:47, 1 Feb 2005 (MST)
Can't Find Marzipan Answering Machine Message
So I've gone through all of the Marzipan answering machine messages, and I can't find one that I remember from a while back -- a prank of Strong Bad imitating Homestar Runner, saying that he'd accidentally killed someone and he needs Marzipan to meet him and bring a bunch of towels and plastic trash bags and shovels. Anyone know where I can find this little gem? Hi-larious.
- That's in Where's The Cheat? →evin290 16:33, 25 Feb 2005 (MST)
Halloween 01
While I was searching for the swf file for Homestarloween (tto lazy to go to the wiki page), I tried going to "halloween01.swf", and I got this. Is this already up here and I just can't find it, or can I add it? And what is Coach Z dressed as? Pom Pom, too (no pun intended...though I think it's "the Skipper too"...no pun intended). --VolatileChemical
- I can't get it to work right now (dang those secret pages!) but I believe I've seen it before. I even have a picture of it on my computer. Basically, it's the entire cast minus Homsar in their 2001 Halloween costumes - almost. Pom Pom seems to be Gilligan's Skipper, and Coach Z is a Noid (an old pizza commercial mascot). --Jay 17:16, 25 Apr 2005 (UTC)
Marzipan is also dressed like Velma from Scooby-Doo. The chheat has a different shirt too. I wonder where The KOT's moustache went? For some reason, that bouncing dot thing on the Poopsmith's costume (on the chest of his "armor" is moving up and down and back and forth. --—↑Darklinkskywalker|Talk_|i did this stuff_↓ 22:39, 20 Jul 2005 (UTC)
- The bouncing dot is the LEDs from the Lazer Tag game. — It's dot com 22:47, 20 Jul 2005 (UTC)
King of Town
Does anyone know anything about http://homestarrunner.com/mainking.html
If I ran the camera
I was just poking around the Wayback Machine and I found this. It doesn't seem to be on the current site and my computer is weird about some of the wayback archives. Can anybody get it to work? --mibluvr13dígame 15:42, 15 Jun 2005 (UTC)
- No good, the wayback machine never stored the swf. Aurora the Homestar Coder 15:14, 15 Jun 2005 (UTC)
If we ignore the stuff that the Wayback Machine added to the source, we get this: (Yes, I know we're not supposed to use the <pre> tag anymore, but it works better for page sources):
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Very long, but from what I can guess, it appears to be a kids' poem. Note the use of "Grandpa Chapman" throughout. Unless she's the Little Girl, I have no idea who "Astrid Renee" is. --
ENUSY 
, 11:21, 25 June 2005 (BST)
Here's a quick solution to your If I ran the camera questions which I am also dying to know about: Email TBC and ask about it. --Darklinkskywalker 23:10, 13 Jul 2005 (UTC)
E-mail sent, awaiting reply... --—↑Darklinkskywalker|Talk_|i did this stuff_↓
Secret Buying Link
Hey guys. I found a sorta sercet page. Here's a link. [1] I found it when I was buying the new dvd. --Random man 22:38, 27 Jul 2005 (UTC)
We have seen it before, dip shit. User:Rogue Leader.sig
- See Talk:Store#Hey Thanks. -- Tom 22:43, 27 Jul 2005 (UTC)
