Strong Bad's Mount RidesPlace! USA
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Strong Bad's Mount RidesPlace! USA is an imaginary theme park that Strong Bad fabricated in the email theme park. Although the park's motto is "More Rides Than You Or Your Grandmother Can Handle", the fine print requests that grandmothers not actually be brought to the park. Mount Ridesplace appears to be located behind the fence in Strong Badia and features many rides as well as the antics of the Mount RidesPlace! USA Mascots. Because this theme-park-to-be is very expensive, Strong Bad needs to "start robbing WAY more hot actresses" than he is currently stealing from in order to make his dream a reality.
Attractions
The following are all the known attractions in Mount RidesPlace.
- Bowels of Trogdor — The flagship roller coaster. It keeps spinning you around in circles until you either throw up or catch fire somehow. The King of Town was shown riding this. Unfortunately for those such as The Cheat, you have to be "as tall as Trogdor's beefy arm" to ride.
- The Strong Sad Gets Decked Repeatedly Stunt SPOOK-tacular — In this show, Strong Sad stands on a stage dressed as a witch while Strong Mad tackles him repeatedly without mercy.
- Throw Game — In Bubs' throw game, you have to get the blue rings in the bottles, not looped around them, as is at the very least, a possible feat. If you win, you get a Bubs doll with a horn. Pom Pom has had the displeasure of playing this game, only to find out the impossible rules.
- Sweet Cuppin' Cakes Land — The Cheat is directed here because he's not tall enough to ride the "Bowels of Trogdor". Sweet Cuppin' Cakes Land may or may not be a separate theme park. According to the commentary for the email theme park , Sweet Cuppin' Cakes Land was going to have spinning Eh! Steve! as a ride.
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Mascots
The costumed mascots that run around "antic-ing" or "antique-ing" in Mount RidesPlace! USA.
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- Stoppy the Sign, played by Coach Z, is the Stop Sign mascot. Although the costume chafes him, he doesn't mind a good chafe.
- Poppy the Tire is a mascot representing the Tire. The suit chafes Homestar Runner like crazy.
- General Tso's Chicken appears in mascot form in Strong Bad's Mount RidesPlace USA. Also known as "Ryan S.", this character is portrayed by Homsar. He doesn't even notice the chafe, and claims that "it's time for tasteball."
Riverquest Safariventure
Until he gets his full funding, Strong Bad makes ends meet with the "Strong Badian Riverquest Safariventure". The Cheat is another tour-guide on the Safariventure. Some of the "dangers" found on the ride include a falling rock and a headhunter (played by the wooden cutout of a Bear holding a Shark). Homestar Runner says it is the "worst $3,000 I ever spent". He seems to have given up on this enterprise, however, as the "boat" was later sold at his garage sale for $1.04. He eventually put the ride back into business, as seen in specially marked.
