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[[File:Squintmojis.png|thumb|"Guaranteed to give you the slightest impression of a Homestar Runner character!"]] | [[File:Squintmojis.png|thumb|"Guaranteed to give you the slightest impression of a Homestar Runner character!"]] | ||
Squintmojis are here! See which Homestar Runner characters you can barely recognize on your favorite mobile device! | Squintmojis are here! See which Homestar Runner characters you can barely recognize on your favorite mobile device! | ||
- | '''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{film|Strong Bad}}, {{film|Homestar Runner}}, {{film|Coach Z}}, {{film|The Cheat}}, {{film|The King of Town}}, {{film|Strong Sad}}, {{film|Marzipan}} (Easter egg) {{film|Strong Mad}} (YouTube version only) | + | '''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{film|Strong Bad}}, {{film|Homestar Runner}}, {{film|Coach Z}}, {{film|The Cheat}}, {{film|The King of Town}}, {{film|Strong Sad}}, {{film|Marzipan}} (Easter egg), {{film|Strong Mad}} (YouTube version only) |
'''Places:''' [[The Field]] | '''Places:''' [[The Field]] | ||
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' ...and squint those eyes up! | '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' ...and squint those eyes up! | ||
- | ''{Cut to a comparison shot. The original Coach Z is labelled "ORIGINAL", divided by a line next to the | + | ''{Cut to a comparison shot. The original Coach Z is labelled "ORIGINAL", divided by a line next to the Squintmoji labelled "SQUINTMO'". Above reads "0% SQUINTIFICATION"}'' |
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' More... | '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' More... | ||
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''{Cut to Homestar in the field. His propeller cap is on backwards and his eyes look saggy and tired. The corner reads "Actual Talk-Say"}'' | ''{Cut to Homestar in the field. His propeller cap is on backwards and his eyes look saggy and tired. The corner reads "Actual Talk-Say"}'' | ||
- | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{mumbling}'' I this one time I was hanging out with this kid, ''{pulls out a smartphone with a chicken head, siren, and a sake bottle and cup resembling Homestar}'' and he got a | + | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{mumbling}'' I this one time I was hanging out with this kid, ''{pulls out a smartphone with a chicken head, siren, and a sake bottle and cup resembling Homestar}'' and he got a Squintmoji. And I was like, ''{pulls it away and squints very hard}'' "Hey, that's Homestar Runner". |
''{He moves the phone further and squints harder. Homestar puts down the phone and smiles.}'' | ''{He moves the phone further and squints harder. Homestar puts down the phone and smiles.}'' | ||
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''{Cut to another white tiled background. Homestar, Strong Bad, The Cheat, the King of Town, and Strong Sad appear and are brought up to size}'' | ''{Cut to another white tiled background. Homestar, Strong Bad, The Cheat, the King of Town, and Strong Sad appear and are brought up to size}'' | ||
- | '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' New Homestar Runner ''{the label appears}'' | + | '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' New Homestar Runner ''{the label appears}'' Squintmojis! |
''{The "squint" part is squeezed as the five figures transform into figures comprised of emojis. Text appears as an announcer speaks.}'' | ''{The "squint" part is squeezed as the five figures transform into figures comprised of emojis. Text appears as an announcer speaks.}'' | ||
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''{The scene briefly goes dark and blurry in a squint, then back to normal}. | ''{The scene briefly goes dark and blurry in a squint, then back to normal}. | ||
- | '''GENERIC ANNOUNCER 2:''' Suh | + | '''GENERIC ANNOUNCER 2:''' Suh{{--}} somebody's already used that, right? ''{the music cuts out}'' We should check into that. Get Lawrence. Is he{{--}} is he still on the payroll? Lawrence? |
==Easter Eggs== | ==Easter Eggs== | ||
- | *Click on the Homestar | + | *Click on the Homestar Squintmoji at the end for an extra scene. |
- | :''{Squintmoji Homestar is running through an emoji-sculpted version of the Field as "[[ | + | :''{Squintmoji Homestar is running through an emoji-sculpted version of the Field as "[[Everybody Everybody#The song|Everybody! Everybody!]]" plays in the background. He encounters a Squintmoji Marzipan and stops abruptly.}'' |
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Ah! Moji-pan! | :'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Ah! Moji-pan! | ||
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===Trivia=== | ===Trivia=== | ||
*Starting from this toon, Strong Bad has a new mouth for when his normal mouth is very short. | *Starting from this toon, Strong Bad has a new mouth for when his normal mouth is very short. | ||
+ | *The [[YouTube]] description for this toon is "The newest craze! The slightest impression will slightly impress! Text your friends! Create your own!" | ||
===Remarks=== | ===Remarks=== | ||
- | *This cartoon was only categorized under [[New Stuff]] for a few days, until it was added to Shorts on August 31st, 2017, the same day [[Homestar Runner Goes | + | *This cartoon was only categorized under [[New Stuff]] for a few days, until it was added to Shorts on August 31st, 2017, the same day [[Homestar Runner Goes for the Gold]] was added to Big Toons. |
*In the Flash version, the "Oh jeez, squintmojis!" text can be highlighted. | *In the Flash version, the "Oh jeez, squintmojis!" text can be highlighted. | ||
===Fixed Goofs=== | ===Fixed Goofs=== | ||
[[File:CoachZTyped.png|thumb|That almost looks like Coach Z!]] | [[File:CoachZTyped.png|thumb|That almost looks like Coach Z!]] | ||
- | *Originally, on the comparison shot, the | + | *Originally, on the comparison shot, the Squintmoji Coach Z was labelled "Original" and the original Coach Z was labelled "Squintmo'". This was fixed by swapping the position of the original image and the Squintmoji image, though the goof can still be seen in the YouTube version. |
*As a side effect of fixing the previous goof, the previous scene showed parts of the actual Coach Z being typed into the phone instead of emojis. This, too, was later fixed. | *As a side effect of fixing the previous goof, the previous scene showed parts of the actual Coach Z being typed into the phone instead of emojis. This, too, was later fixed. | ||
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+ | === Fixed Glitches === | ||
+ | *Since the Ruffle update, the "Original / Squintmo" screen was completely blank, and in the next scene, Homestar was missing his mouth until he pulled his phone out, at which point it reappeared; however, the main part of his hat vanished, leaving only the bill and propeller. The background was also missing from the "actual talk say" scene, resulting in a plain white void. | ||
===Inside References=== | ===Inside References=== | ||
*The message about Coach Z uses [[Internet slang]]. Additionally, the mention of Coach Z being the one that says 'jorb' references [[A Jorb Well Done]]. | *The message about Coach Z uses [[Internet slang]]. Additionally, the mention of Coach Z being the one that says 'jorb' references [[A Jorb Well Done]]. | ||
- | *Homestar's account of using a | + | *Homestar's account of using a Squintmoji reflects the "summer talk" he uses in [[The Baloneyman]]. |
**The disclaimer during this account reads "actual talk-say", an instance of [[Noun-Verb|using a verb after a noun in quick succession]]. | **The disclaimer during this account reads "actual talk-say", an instance of [[Noun-Verb|using a verb after a noun in quick succession]]. | ||
- | *At the end, the The Cheat | + | *At the end, the The Cheat Squintmoji is partially constructed of a [[cheese]], which The Cheat was previously compared to in [[huttah!]] and [[Date Nite]]. |
===Fast Forward=== | ===Fast Forward=== | ||
- | *Following the release of this toon, | + | *Following the release of this toon, Squintmojis of [[Squintmoji Character Variations|numerous other characters]] have been shown on [[@StrongBadActual]]. |
- | *"Strong Mad versus Wind-Up Drinks", shown in the [[YouTube Related Video Thumbnails|YouTube autoplay thumbnail]], was released on [[Instagram]]. | + | *"Strong Mad versus Wind-Up Drinks", shown in the [[YouTube Related Video Thumbnails|YouTube autoplay thumbnail]], was released on [[@strongbadactual (Instagram)|Instagram]]. |
==YouTube Version== | ==YouTube Version== | ||
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==External Links== | ==External Links== | ||
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[[Category:Shorts]] | [[Category:Shorts]] | ||
[[Category:Advertisements]] | [[Category:Advertisements]] |
Current revision as of 16:23, 18 November 2022
Toon Category: Shorts |
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Squintmojis are here! See which Homestar Runner characters you can barely recognize on your favorite mobile device!
Cast (in order of appearance): Strong Bad, Homestar Runner, Coach Z, The Cheat, The King of Town, Strong Sad, Marzipan (Easter egg), Strong Mad (YouTube version only)
Places: The Field
Date: Monday, August 28, 2017
Running Time: 4:41 (official), 0:54 (actual), 1:11 (YouTube)
Page Title: Slightest Impression Guaranteed!
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[edit] Transcript
STRONG BAD: Are you tired of people using {Strong Bad gestures and -moji appears in shiny black letters} -moji as a legitimate suffix?
{"Neith" pops up above the -moji in sharp red letters, and "are we" and a second -moji appears below as Strong Bad speaks}
STRONG BAD: Neith-moji are we -moji!
{Cut to a white background with animated blue tiles. Homestar Runner and Strong Bad float in onto the screen}
STRONG BAD: Introducing new Homestar Runner {the label appears} SQUINTmojis!
{Homestar and Strong Bad are converted into an amalgam of emoji signs. Homestar is a bathtub, siren, and a sake bottle and cup with blue stripes. Strong Bad is a red car, Do Not Enter Sign, a Japanese rice cracker, boxing glove, table tennis paddle, and musical notes.}
STRONG BAD: Guaranteed to give you the {pan slowly across the two emoji figures as Homestar and Strong Bad flash on top of them for comparison} slightest impression of a Homestar Runner character!
{Cut to a yellow tiled background. A smartphone appears with a blue chat balloon reading "Hey bro, Wich is one sez 'jorb'?"}
STRONG BAD: {voiceover} Simply type them in...
{A series of emojis appears consisting of a magnifying glass, a green lizard, a half-chopped cucumber, a green battery, another lizard, and a turtle is entered on the lower talk balloon.}
{Cut to Homestar's head. The word "SQUINT" appears squished as Homestar squints his eyes}
STRONG BAD: {voiceover} ...and squint those eyes up!
{Cut to a comparison shot. The original Coach Z is labelled "ORIGINAL", divided by a line next to the Squintmoji labelled "SQUINTMO'". Above reads "0% SQUINTIFICATION"}
STRONG BAD: {voiceover} More...
{Squintification turns up to 10%. The image becomes blurrier}
STRONG BAD: {voiceover, more anticipatory} More...
{Squintification turns up to 25%. The image becomes much blurrier}
STRONG BAD: {voiceover, angrily} More!
{The scene shakes and blurs to 75%. Both images are barely visible}
STRONG BAD: {voiceover, laughing} There we go!
{A rubber stamp with the word "INDISTINGUISHABLE!" is stamped on}
STRONG BAD: {voiceover} Indistinguishable!
{Cut to Homestar in the field. His propeller cap is on backwards and his eyes look saggy and tired. The corner reads "Actual Talk-Say"}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: {mumbling} I this one time I was hanging out with this kid, {pulls out a smartphone with a chicken head, siren, and a sake bottle and cup resembling Homestar} and he got a Squintmoji. And I was like, {pulls it away and squints very hard} "Hey, that's Homestar Runner".
{He moves the phone further and squints harder. Homestar puts down the phone and smiles.}
GENERIC ANNOUNCER 1: That's a great story!
{Homestar's hat spins around on his head.}
{Cut to another white tiled background. Homestar, Strong Bad, The Cheat, the King of Town, and Strong Sad appear and are brought up to size}
STRONG BAD: {voiceover} New Homestar Runner {the label appears} Squintmojis!
{The "squint" part is squeezed as the five figures transform into figures comprised of emojis. Text appears as an announcer speaks.}
GENERIC ANNOUNCER 2: "Oh jeez, squintmojis!"
{The scene briefly goes dark and blurry in a squint, then back to normal}.
GENERIC ANNOUNCER 2: Suh— somebody's already used that, right? {the music cuts out} We should check into that. Get Lawrence. Is he— is he still on the payroll? Lawrence?
[edit] Easter Eggs
- Click on the Homestar Squintmoji at the end for an extra scene.
- {Squintmoji Homestar is running through an emoji-sculpted version of the Field as "Everybody! Everybody!" plays in the background. He encounters a Squintmoji Marzipan and stops abruptly.}
- HOMESTAR RUNNER: Ah! Moji-pan!
[edit] Fun Facts
[edit] Explanations
- This toon is based on emojis, pictograms used in modern web applications.
[edit] Trivia
- Starting from this toon, Strong Bad has a new mouth for when his normal mouth is very short.
- The YouTube description for this toon is "The newest craze! The slightest impression will slightly impress! Text your friends! Create your own!"
[edit] Remarks
- This cartoon was only categorized under New Stuff for a few days, until it was added to Shorts on August 31st, 2017, the same day Homestar Runner Goes for the Gold was added to Big Toons.
- In the Flash version, the "Oh jeez, squintmojis!" text can be highlighted.
[edit] Fixed Goofs
- Originally, on the comparison shot, the Squintmoji Coach Z was labelled "Original" and the original Coach Z was labelled "Squintmo'". This was fixed by swapping the position of the original image and the Squintmoji image, though the goof can still be seen in the YouTube version.
- As a side effect of fixing the previous goof, the previous scene showed parts of the actual Coach Z being typed into the phone instead of emojis. This, too, was later fixed.
[edit] Fixed Glitches
- Since the Ruffle update, the "Original / Squintmo" screen was completely blank, and in the next scene, Homestar was missing his mouth until he pulled his phone out, at which point it reappeared; however, the main part of his hat vanished, leaving only the bill and propeller. The background was also missing from the "actual talk say" scene, resulting in a plain white void.
[edit] Inside References
- The message about Coach Z uses Internet slang. Additionally, the mention of Coach Z being the one that says 'jorb' references A Jorb Well Done.
- Homestar's account of using a Squintmoji reflects the "summer talk" he uses in The Baloneyman.
- The disclaimer during this account reads "actual talk-say", an instance of using a verb after a noun in quick succession.
- At the end, the The Cheat Squintmoji is partially constructed of a cheese, which The Cheat was previously compared to in huttah! and Date Nite.
[edit] Fast Forward
- Following the release of this toon, Squintmojis of numerous other characters have been shown on @StrongBadActual.
- "Strong Mad versus Wind-Up Drinks", shown in the YouTube autoplay thumbnail, was released on Instagram.
[edit] YouTube Version
- The video's title is "Homestar Runner Squintmojis".
- Once again, there is a false autoplay image, this one depicting a video called "Strong Mad versus Wind-Up Drinks". Afterwards, the running Homestar emoji Easter egg plays automatically.
- As noted above, the Goof where Coach Z and his Squintmoji are mislabeled is still present.
[edit] See Also
- Squintmoji Character Variations for information about which symbols make up the characters.